A hilarious dream about Obama

was this a riot.

In this dream, I played the role
of a Secret Service Agent assigned
to protect Obama.

I have no clue why, since I don't even
like him. But on with the dream.

Obama was attending some function.
And he had his SS agents in tow.

Obama was riding in the back seat
of a car that looked like the one
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I chit
you not. It was hilarious.

He was on a dirt road with real big
and tall magnolia trees lined up on both
sides of the road like the old Forrest Gump
house.

It gets even stranger.

As we are traveling down this dirt road.
the sprinkler system comes on on
both sides of the road and these lil
nozzles come up out of the ground like
they are gonna spray the grass around
these magnolia trees. But these nozzles
were not normal nozzles, they were in
the shape of Budweiser Beer Bottles
with the Budweiser logo on them. They
started spraying beer colored liquid
onto the grass. Funniest chit I have
seen in a while.

When the beer starts spraying out
these nozzles, Obama stands up
and looks backward to us agents
and raises his hands and swings his
arms like he is conducting an orchestra.
Immediately music begins from the sound
of music and Julie's voice comes in
on cue.

Us agents are all lined up in a row
and every one of us start kicking
high kicks like the Rockettes on
Broadway. All these black suits
with guys with earpieces holding
onto each other doing the Rockettes
show while Obama is conducting
the sound of music. And plenty of
free Budweiser beer.

I dare anybody to interpret that
hilarious dream.

Anybody else have a dream like this ??

and NO, I did not smoke crack before
I went to sleep. And I don't drink beer.
No drugs.

Maybe that will be Budweiser's next ad
for the superbowl. lol