Win!!! Adult Entertainment Company Builds Huge Doomsday Porno Bunker!!!

I volunteer for the test run.

Right, if I have tickets to this thing, the end of the world better come.

A bunker full of hoes with STDs?
No thanks.

In 5 years all will be dead from hepatitis

Better than a whole bunker full of stuffy white rich people in their 70's.

I want a Juice Newton bunker.

Gotta be clean to do porn wouldn't you think?

Is it?

Women are everywhere.


I'd rather not be in a bunker - it's not a very human thing.

Live in the world!

That true, its safer than a girl or guy someone meets out, they are tested like every two weeks. good point.

Are you like 12 years old or something?

lol

Praise god!

How stupid.

If they test positive for herpes, they just pair them with an actor with herpes too!

God, you really think all the make up and plastic is a good thing, huh?

Damn skippy.

Oh, come on guys, if you have to live in a fucking bunker for a year or so, this thing would not kick ass compared to the others, be real.

porn stars = clones.

I really feel sorry for those that cant grow out of their Anima projection stage..

At least feel passion from falling in love with a sweet gorgeous gal.

Those still obsessed with porn and hookers need to grow up.

Enough already, we arent adolescents anymore.

Its just for fun man, the only bunker I will be able to get into is my basement, just roll with it though. "doomsday pillow fight"

Such unwarranted seriousness in the face of farce.

LOL !

Whats sad is that its this lack of morality that will probaly bring on the apocalypse. Atlantean days Ive heard, were real naughty, and someone sunk them into the sea...

Im not being a prude, I get hot sex almost daily..

I just think hookers and porn is wrong.. Women are more special than that, arent they?

The industry is often joined at the hip to drug use..

Corruption all around. Every conspiracy theorists needs to be made aware

My Pillow is bigger btw. lol.. and pillows can sting good when slung right..I can kick ass..

Take a cold shower OP, playing some WOW will release all that testosterone, lol..

Prostitution has been around a long, long time. Porn is not quite as ancient but is close. By demonizing sex and illicit sex the religious orders have made it that much more appealing to the masses.

Blame it on religion.

Last Edited by Waterbug on 09/10/2011 04:07 PM

i think we discovered that op is a virgin

yeah zombie pornstars probably is not going to be a hot commodity.

No pun intended?

Don't be such a stick in the mud, Canada.

stop being such a joykill mr. illuminaughty.

I am the dark lord Satan and i approve this bunker.

I can't get sex out of my head. Often times I wish I could.

I control myself and don't cheat on my wife but I have to admit that sex is in the brain nearly 24/7. How can I turn it off?