Honestly - Have you ever SHIT YOUR PANTS IN PUBLIC? I have..

Not intentionally. In 6th grade at a carnival I went into a port-a-potty and did my business, but when I was ready to wipe there was no toilet paper. What to do? People waiting in line outside, knocking on the door, this was a traumatizing experience. I pulled my pants up and walked out of there. It sucked. Told my mom and she took me home.

I had never told that story to anyone, I'm 41 now and after reading this post I told my wife, she said "why didn't you wipe with your underwear and throw them away?" Wow, women are brilliant. I wish I had thought about it then.

Mine would have to be getting an enema on a 70 ft waterslide when I was 15.

When I went down the slide, my legs flew open (you're supposed to keep them crossed), and a high power gallon of water shot up my ass. When I got to the bottom of the slide and stood up, all of the water came rushing out and I literally crapped all over the slide. The park had to shut the slide down for the day. I was also wearing a string bikini (big mistake), and in the midst of being horrified that I just shit all over the place uncontrollably, I didn't realize that my bikini top was around my neck and one side of my bottoms had come undone, so I pretty much flashed hundreds of people, and gave a partial beave shot to them too.

There was a kid who was supposed to come down after me, whose father was videotaping when this happened. So, somewhere in the world, someone has all of this on tape as a summer vacation memory from the Jersey Shore. I'm surprised it never got put on the net, but this was before the internet really got popular.

Next!

Pee - yes. Poo - no. And, now that I've said that, it will probably happen in the near future.

Somebody pin this ...uh

I got in a fight one time in Highschool, luckily at someone's house and not at school, had a guy choke me on the ground. I was able to punch him in the kidneys so hard he pissed blood for a week, but he finally collapsed. when I left him on the ground and got up, I had a little poop in my shorts. =)

On the metro subway early morn, had way too much spicy indian curry the night before followed by epic beerfest

On the subway it erupted without any notice.

I thought it be a light wind coming out.

INSTEAD - THE EXODUS OF DOOKIE COMMENCED TO UTTER AND SHEER TERROR

I tried to stand and look like a statue, and cough so no one could hear the bubbles sound, and so maybe the liquid wouldnt run down

IT DID - I WAS WEARING BICYCLE SHORTS

This was the worst day of my life.. literally the whole subway cab moved into another during rush hour

People mumbled under their breath as they covered their faces "sick FUCKING FREAK"

I cried for days





YOUR TURN

LOl u are back again, a loyal POOPAH

Ive Shit my Pants in Public. Would you like to know how many times?

ermmm

thanks for sharing, I guess...

now I know I shouldn't have much spicy indian curry followed by too much beer and go to the subway...

I think it was brave of you

no one can even make me feel better with their own story.. i must be the most disgusting putrid slimeball on this planet

On the metro subway early morn, had way too much spicy indian curry the night before followed by epic beerfest

On the subway it erupted without any notice.

I thought it be a light wind coming out.

INSTEAD - THE EXODUS OF DOOKIE COMMENCED TO UTTER AND SHEER TERROR

I tried to stand and look like a statue, and cough so no one could hear the bubbles sound, and so maybe the liquid wouldnt run down

IT DID - I WAS WEARING BICYCLE SHORTS

This was the worst day of my life.. literally the whole subway cab moved into another during rush hour

People mumbled under their breath as they covered their faces "sick FUCKING FREAK"

I cried for days





YOUR TURN

On the metro subway early morn, had way too much spicy indian curry the night before followed by epic beerfest

On the subway it erupted without any notice.

I thought it be a light wind coming out.

INSTEAD - THE EXODUS OF DOOKIE COMMENCED TO UTTER AND SHEER TERROR

I tried to stand and look like a statue, and cough so no one could hear the bubbles sound, and so maybe the liquid wouldnt run down

IT DID - I WAS WEARING BICYCLE SHORTS

This was the worst day of my life.. literally the whole subway cab moved into another during rush hour

People mumbled under their breath as they covered their faces "sick FUCKING FREAK"

I cried for days





YOUR TURN

My best was sitting on an express bus going into Manhattan right after 911, I really had to dump, and we were almost about to go over the bridge onto the BQE, I walked to the front of the bus and asked if I could get off because I had to shit. Bus driver told me not till we get into the city because no one was allowed to step off the bus because of checkpoints or some security shit like that.

So I went back to my seat, smiled and shit all over myself.

LMAO

You shit like a trooper

karma for that

Found this in an old thread...



Thread: What's the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to you?

why am i never there when these things happen?

you dont wanna be there when peanuts n corn are projecting like bullets

LMAO

You shit like a trooper

karma for that