Love the stereotypes.

My partner doesn't look at porn
I hate shopping, but when we shop we go together, more fun
I drink beer with my man and his friends and we all tell funny jokes and stories, and their wives and GF's usually are there as well
He gossips more than I do

Stop trying to fit us all into your limited ideas about how it is or should be. Glad I don't live in the World of Sheeple, sounds boring as hell.