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I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.

 
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I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
I am type O- blood, which means I am not related to you apes in any way. I am left-handed and left-whorled. I am not like any of you. I am the 1%. The more abstract my IQ tests, the higher I score - scoring 200 on a pure spatial reasoning evaluation.

I am not concerned with labels, name-calling, or "theories." I see problems and I see solutions. I see causes and affects. I see you monkeys jabbering and hurling feces.

I was selected for Air Force pilot training over 12 years ago and accidentally became enlightened before my service began. I left the AF immediately thereafter and since then, I have been subjected to an unending onslaught designed to destroy me... One month I would make $30,000 and the next month my bank account would be emptied. People I had never met would appear out of nowhere to harrass me and my customers and clients, etc.

This led me to research what exactly had happened when I left the AF. It turns out that I was one a very few chosen for a certain path of roles in this culture - roles that become increasingly crucial to "Them," however, this does not make me one of them, necessarily. I would have had to prove to "Them," over many years and many assignments, that I am the type who can ALWAYS be trusted to act in ways that benefit "Them." Many do not make the cut and are used, then expelled when they are no longer useful. This is the fate of the "tools" who form the backbone of the heirarchy. When a tool becomes useless or dangerous, he is eliminated. It need not be a quick death, which raises questions; a slow death of tools is better for "Them" because They feed on the pain.

If you work for an "agency," you are one of the tools and rest assured that your chances of getting anywhere near the top are .00001%. It is YOU who are under the most detailed surveillance.

If you are one of the proletariat, nobody cares what you do or say, as long as you don't get in "Their" way. The tools will hammer you down if you poke your head up... just try it sometime.


I will now point out some truths and you may ask me questions.

Truth #1
The ONLY solution to the problems facing the earth right now is to eliminate 90% of the population. 1 billion worthless souls must perish in order to birth one Buddah. There is no other solution. Most of you are not worth saving. Your cries fall on deaf ears.

Truth #2
Gold is not going to save you from anything. You have been fooled again. One of the reasons you proletarian schleps are allowed intellectual freedom is that you have no intellect. You cannot all be fooled all of the time, but, enough of you can be fooled enough of the time. Gold is worthless on this planet. It does nothing for anyone. You cannot eat it, drink it or take shelter in it. You can't make a blade with it and you can't start a fire with it. It's price is manipulated so you will give up more of your energy to buy it, and then it will become worth less than the energy you put in - just when you thought it would save you.

Truth #3
The worst conspiracy you can imagine is nowhere near as deep as the truth. This is because you simply don't matter. You are meat, fodder and refuse. You have been allowed to multiply only in order to breed you into what "They" want, and to feed "Them" with your pain.

Truth #4
Religion is "Their" greatest tool against you. Do you know what the 'coucil of nicea' was? Do you know who "wrote" the "Bible?" Do you know what opium does? Opium makes you think everything is ok. It dulls and eliminates pain. It puts you in a dream. When it is said that 'religion is the opiate of the masses,' THAT'S YOU, YOU BLOODY INGNORAMUS! Religion puts you in a dream for "Them," so they can manipulate you. Religion dulls the pain, so you do not FIGHT.

Truth #5
If you do not fight, you are lost. However, our most favorite and delicious irony within the 'Constitution' is that you monkeys with the means to fight, are too stupid to understand what the second ammendment was refering to. "...keep and bear arms..." intended that the people have arms of the day, similar to that of the potential invaders and oppressors. That means that today, the people would need to have nuclear bombs, F-22s, Uranium-armoured tanks, missiles... etc. Yet, you are content to play with your pathetic pop-guns.

Useless, jabbering monkeys, I have no sympathy. You never had a chance. You should all just kill yourselves because you are nothing but dirt. From whence you came, so shall you return.

I may not work for "Them" right now, but I would gladly take back my position knowing what I know now. You obtuse, bumbling creatures disgust me with your ignorance.

Now, ask me a question, you worthless, vile, dog-ape.
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Are you slimy?
Horace bubba

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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Holy schizophrenia, Batman!
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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09/15/2011 12:28 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Are you slimy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550512


On the inside
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Holy schizophrenia, Batman!
 Quoting: Horace bubba


Labels such as that are merely a construct designed to constrain your ability to think critically. When I refer to humans as vile, worthless, dog-apes, I am merely stating facts and not employing labels, however.
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09/15/2011 12:36 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Why are you letting one of your kind evolve to slither like a snake?

The legless lizard

[link to members.iinet.net.au]

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09/15/2011 12:38 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
is it true that koala legs have a kick to them like frog legs when you cook 'em?

and if so... provided i keep a lid on the skillet, will a koala leg scramble my eggs for me while i shower & shave for work?

or will it just kick my shit out of the pan?
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09/15/2011 12:43 AM
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Fuck off Elite-Tard
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
is it true that koala legs have a kick to them like frog legs when you cook 'em?

and if so... provided i keep a lid on the skillet, will a koala leg scramble my eggs for me while i shower & shave for work?

or will it just kick my shit out of the pan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510123


Dunno, but a Koala tastes somewhere between a platypus and a kangaroo...

And I have a trunkated spine as a result of elephantitis...

lolsign

sharksharksharksharksharkshark

Last Edited by Opinionated2 on 09/15/2011 12:45 AM
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Why are you letting one of your kind evolve to slither like a snake?

The legless lizard

[link to members.iinet.net.au]

sharksharksharksharksharkshark
 Quoting: Opinionated2


It is not evolution in this case, but rather, acclimation and devolution - aquiecsence to entropy. When a creature becomes less complex, it can hardly be called evolution. But, I suspect you meant to type "devolve," so, to answer your question, because it does not matter to "Them."
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
is it true that koala legs have a kick to them like frog legs when you cook 'em?

and if so... provided i keep a lid on the skillet, will a koala leg scramble my eggs for me while i shower & shave for work?

or will it just kick my shit out of the pan?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510123


yes. no. no.
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09/15/2011 12:46 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Do like to eat mice and humans.
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Sry, do you like to eat humans and mice?
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Fuck off Elite-Tard
 Quoting: BossBattles


No.
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Sry, do you like to eat humans and mice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136464


The human diet is so toxic that it would pollute my precious bodily fluids. Mice are too small. Anyway, I'm not a lizard alien, I am merely descended from them instead of apes. I prefer slow-roasted bison ribs over all else.
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09/15/2011 12:51 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Yeah, so? My blood type is O-, and that goes for plenty of other people.
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09/15/2011 12:56 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Yeah, so? My blood type is O-, and that goes for plenty of other people.
 Quoting: BlueMind


In the US, 7% of the population are type O-, but worldwide, the percentage is much lower.
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Yeah, so? My blood type is O-, and that goes for plenty of other people.
 Quoting: BlueMind


In the US, 7% of the population are type O-, but worldwide, the percentage is much lower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1541091


Got a source for that info? According to this, B is the rarest blood type...

[link to anthro.palomar.edu]
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09/15/2011 01:06 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
Yeah, so? My blood type is O-, and that goes for plenty of other people.
 Quoting: BlueMind


In the US, 7% of the population are type O-, but worldwide, the percentage is much lower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1541091


Got a source for that info? According to this, B is the rarest blood type...

[link to anthro.palomar.edu]
 Quoting: BlueMind


AB- is the rarest by virtue of compatible combinations. B- is very rare due to the fact that B is a nomadic eurasion allele and nearly all asians are Rh+

O- is a purely carnivorous, non ape-related throwback to the original engineering experiments by the nephilem. Later blood types evolved or were created in order to simplify the feeding of the slaves. Certain events, such as the black plague, eliminated large numbers of blood types such as O.

It's not just my blood type that makes me rare, but my satanistic intellect.
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09/15/2011 01:13 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
I have dreams of having sex with lizard men and one in particular keeps telling me that we can b together soon.
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09/15/2011 01:14 AM
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Ah, well then... Your rare "satanistic intellect". That changes everything doesn't it? I wish you were registered man, I think I'd give you good karma for making me laugh...lol

Thanks, carry on!
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
If u were so smart u wold not say things u do .it makes me think your brain is like a little child ,
and the behavior is like a demented person..
I think its better for u to crawl back under shit hole u came from u fucking maggot..
or maybe we will have some lizard stake house soon
ive been told that lizzards taste like chicken maybe it does
maybe we will find out in the future.......
if u are so many than we can have a BIG barbeque.....
I cant wait im fuckin loves chickens..
but if u fuckers are to uggly its better yust to burn the shit up........
Have a nice DAY
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01/16/2013 06:38 AM
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Warning. Erect nipple alert.
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01/16/2013 06:41 AM
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Re: I am descended from lizard aliens. Ask me a question.
stfu
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whats it like having a lizard shit?

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