Methane Extinction Event - Has Happened Before - Great Die-Off

Jesus wept? Was he really around when this happened?

If so... I would, therefore, consider him to be the prime suspect and place him under house arrest immediately.

And, of course, I would then sentence him to YET ANOTHER crucifixion. I guess once wasn´t enough for the guy?

I´ve worried about comets, solar kill shots, earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, mudslides, droughts, genetic mutations, martial law, global pandemics, GWB = illuminati death camps, being alien abduction fodder, and grew up with nuclear fallout...

but death by GAS??? oh my goddes... the Mayans were right; the last age will be destroyed by fire, when the methane gas explodes

aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It has been deduced that the amount of methane gas stabilized under the seas, and elsewhere would indeed have a dire global impact if released. Thanks OP for a good link:

>fungal species were the dominant form of terrestrial life."

and NO has become the mother fungal stash.

Would be poetic justice, wouldn´t it?

Our society is so full of shit anyway...

Yes. We are.

Yes. We are.

Remember Mario Brothers the movie? The fungus was taking over in the Dinosaur dimension.

LoL... ya know this reminds me of that Stephan King story (made for TV or part of the newer Twilight Zone movie?); Storey line ~ He´s a rural df and a small asteroid lands in his field. Poking it with a stick, the hot rock breaks open and something oooozes out. When he wakes in the am, the whole land, telephone lines and such are dripping with green fungal growth... Pretty soon it enters his body, grows on his tongue, and he turns into a pulsating slime mold.

Anyone got the title to this lovely scenario?

The onset of the previous ice age was marked by elevated levels of methane and carbon dioxide.

We all die by the Earth making a giant fart!!!
LMAO!!!

Old Mom´s got gas.

day of the trifods

fuck wikipedia

yeah, we all used up so much oil and plastic and polluted so much and let all the bad guys do bad things and said and did nothing because we were too lazy or too scared or whatever so now we all die.

soon. really soon.

and I never get my true love's first kiss from my knight in shining armor. oh well.

gimme a break, perfersser. this story ends, we all know that, but why rub everyone's nose in it to satisfy your own personal jesuit nihilist bullshit?

it ends mot with a bang

but with a...fart?

To believe that you, must believe in the lie of evolution.
As well as "fossil fuel" theory and Global Warming.

This is now well accepted by a lot of us, OP. The signs are all in place, the atmospheric changes are more rapid than in the Permian, and everything points to catastrophe. I've started explaining all this to local environmental groups, and the message is starting to get through. We don't know the exact timescales that it happens on, but based on the P-Tr isotope record, it's fast.

Basically, if this trigger actually goes off in earnest (and most observations now suggest that it's already started) then we're looking at a massive environmental collapse. And probably soon.

It's funny how all the false doom on here gets the attention, but this, which is real, is largely ignored. Perhaps it's too real.

how could one survive this event? in a bunker with oxygen?

It might be a LOOOOoooonnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg time before you can come out. Longer than a human life kinda thing.

Depends on the exact mechanics. With an ocean die-off and thermo-haline circulation failure, then anoxia will be the biggest problem, and at that point we're stuffed. If you want to have any chance, find yourself a nice self-contained, well vegetated valley with a microenvironment and a forest, and no wind. Otherwise... well, the worst things to be in mass extinctions are coral reefs, oceanic plankton... or land animals over 25 kg.

The events in the Permo-Triassic happened during Pangaea formation, so it's possible they'll play out differently this time. We shouldn't have the aridity problems, for example (except in continental interiors) because the total coastline is so much higher. Let's just say we're going to have to be adaptable!

Doesn't mean this is meant to happen now!

It doesn't mean they didn't use underwater nukes to do this entire thing!

It doesn't mean that Reverse Sine wouldn't cool off those wells of methane either!

This isn't a cycle, it's THEM.

Last Edited by Sungaze_At_Dawn on 01/09/2016 08:27 PM

courtesy of masonic buttfuckers. no shit.