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Step 1) Post something funny.

Step 2) Scroll through thread and give karma

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what a cool story
for the horde
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There was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato.

The baby tomato fell behind.

So the daddy tomato squashed it and said, "Katchup!"


Mmmm... that is actually a very sad story. lolol
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There was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato.

The baby tomato fell behind.

So the daddy tomato squashed it and said, "Katchup!"


Mmmm... that is actually a very sad story. lolol
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From Pulp Fiction
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I am the Anti Christ.. =) Nice to meet you all.

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There was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato.

The baby tomato fell behind.

So the daddy tomato squashed it and said, "Katchup!"


Mmmm... that is actually a very sad story. lolol
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From Pulp Fiction
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Well, actually from Force Fox Five! :)
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what a cool story
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What was the slipperiest day in Bethlehem?

The day Joseph and Mary came in on their ass.
"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again."

James Oliver Rigney, Jr.
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OK, here goes...


Penis.


Now THATS funny!
Boo~ya!
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peace

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Not saying anything funny or caring about karma, but I will share my petition to overturn the minor vaccination without parental consent measure..

[link to www.change.org (secure)]

If people grew a pair and actually fought instead of just posting on a forum they wish the could do something about it, that would be funny
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Alter - MeGo!

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but if you want something funny, it's time we started to give police officers daily injection inspections to eat all steroid-injected strudels.
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A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?"

The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.

"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"Weird guy," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," said the bartender.
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Nothing funnier than Jedi Kittens!


"Sycophantic butt-licker." (Apparently.)
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09/16/2011 06:18 PM
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I found this funny... I think my local jail mugshot website was hacked, they put an image of a south park character, named "God" D.O.B. 8 Billion BC, arrested for "Indecent Exposure" and "Smiting"

[link to s1091.photobucket.com]

I'm pretty sure its still there today... Just a few lines down lol... There's also some funny tweakers on this site!

[link to shastamugshots.com]
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Only 5 karma in 24 hours... D:

Tomorrow...around this time...5 more.......need more karma before...I drown...in....overused punctuation...
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bump
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Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family. -Steven Colbert


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Once you label me you negate me. -Søren Kierkegaard
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+1 for you OP! Thanks for the thread!
Once you label me you negate me. -Søren Kierkegaard
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IMAGE ( [link to media.riemurasia.net] )



IMAGE ( [link to www.g4g.it] )


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We do not "come into" this world; we come out of it, as leaves from a tree. As the ocean "waves," the universe "peoples." Every individual is an expression of the whole realm of nature, a unique action of the total universe. This fact is rarely, if ever, experienced by most individuals. Even those who know it to be true in theory do not sense or feel it, but continue to be aware of themselves as isolated "egos" inside bags of skin.

Along with love, compassion is the face of altruism. It is a feeling from deep in the heart that you cannot bear others’ suffering without acting to relieve it. As compassion grows stronger, so does your willingness to commit yourself to the welfare of all beings, even if you have to do it alone. You will be unbiased in your service to all beings, no matter how they respond to you.
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If karma can buy items with an actual value, like subscription months, does that give karma a value? Are we giving each other free money?

Yes. gwdance
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There was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato.

The baby tomato fell behind.

So the daddy tomato squashed it and said, "Katchup!"


Mmmm... that is actually a very sad story. lolol
 Quoting: Poster 8398


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But now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; and the greatest of these is love.
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i got kicked out of a laundromat today
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No one has ever seen a perfect circle, nor a perfectly straight line, yet everyone knows what a circle and a straight line are.
Perceived circles or lines are not exactly circular or straight, and true circles and lines could never be detected since by definition they are sets of infinitely small points.
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There was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato.

The baby tomato fell behind.

So the daddy tomato squashed it and said, "Katchup!"


Mmmm... that is actually a very sad story. lolol
 Quoting: Poster 8398


Bring those tomatoes in tonite......seriousing
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i got kicked out of a laundromat today
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Why?
Were you sitting on an unbalenced load?

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this one has a few bad words so don't read it if you think you will be offended but it actually one of my fav's.



















Why do men snore????





Because there balls fall up against there assholes and it vaporlocks

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