THE OFFICIAL GLP DIARY OF TTOWNGIRL !

Will you also the moments you are in bed? If so I am all eyes.

Get your avatar back up and I will gladly subscribe to whatever you have to offer.

she is looking for Karma ..and a MAN So RUN!!!

[link to www.youtube.com]

How about you experiment with:

-typing in upper/lower case

-getting a job

Just kidding... LOL

Good luck with your diary.

O Christ

I look forward to it... are you going to post when you flick the bean? Sorry couldn't resist... LOL

I hope you're a good writer, cause you got me on the edge of madness. You're SO CUTE!!!

DEAR GLP DIARY

TODAY I LEFT THE KIDS AT HOME MAKING TUTUS AND CLEANING THE BUGS OUT OF MY NEW COUCH IN THE FRONT YARD

THEY'VE GOTTEN REALLY GOOD AT IT

I WENT TO WALMART AND PICKED UP A JUSTIN BEIBER POSTER AND A TIWCE MARKED DOWN TIE DYE SHIRT

IT WAS A STEAL

I ALSO PICKED UP SOME HAIR DYE THAT WAS ON SALE
GOTTA MAINTAIN THIS WICKED WIDOWS PEAK YA KNOW

THEN I MADE SOME STOUFFERS STIR FRY FOR DINNER

I HOSED THE KIDS DOWN IN THE BACK YARD AND PUT THEM SAFELY TO BED

NOW I AM HAVING SOME ME TIME

I AM DRINKING STRAWBERRY WINE COOLERS AND LISTENING TO TIM MCGRAW
GOD HES SO SEXY AND I BET HE WOULD PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT

I WILL BE GOING TO BED AFTER I TIRE MYSELF OUT DANCING NAKED IN FRONT OF THE LAVA LAMP

GOOD NIGHT GLP

PS LEAVE ME GOOD KARMA

What about the urine stains in the carpet? Is that on tomorrow's to-do list?

Done.

Oh God...that was most excellent. Sorry TTOWN.

IT WAS THERE WHEN WE MOVED IN AND THE LAND LADY SAYS ITS NOT PEE

Wash, rinse, repeat...

"A chinaman peed on the rug"

LMAO i had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Uh, no thanks , Try twitter or facebook.

You really do ask for the abuse you get...

LOL @ the mods.


I got laid,skinned a rabbit,smoked some ciggs,threw a rock at a burnt out TV, smoked some more ciggs(coughed alot). I then read 4 chapters from Servant of the Bones. Picked on the kids. Made dinner. took a shower. Sitting here. Hi GLP.

:lolcat:

Was the couch already in the doublewide when you moved in, or is it a congressionally declared historic landmark?

+1

I know, right?

lol