Sometimes i wish i had a book of your writings to read when i feel discouraged just to know im not alone in this thing!!!!!:) Quoting: jlover 19635933
The Endtime Witless
There once was a prophet named Chip
who prophesied straight from the hip.
Said he got it from God
and the men of God's Squad
and woe unto those who are flip.
So first there was last Halloween
when spirits would roam and careen
'cept in cities of shelter
from the world's helter skelter
and the shot of the Mark so obscene,
but when eleven eight-eighty-eight
failed to show by the doom mentioned date,
God in His glory
said feed 'em this story -
"a trial run" - make everyone wait.
For now it's been nearly a year
that we have been harboring fear
of financial crashes
of sackcloth and ashes
and scorpions stinging our rear,
yet no long black cloud overhead,
no stockade for us to be led,
and at last but not least
there's no Mark of the Beast -
none of the things Chip has said.
So what will he do in December
for surely he knows we'll remember
that he meets with the worst
on the twenty-first
unless he's again the rescinder?