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a husky chick is trying to get with me. How do i tell her no?

 
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Husky? Who says husky? Unless she has four paws, is covered with fur and pulls a sled.

Man up and tell her you're not interested.

And most important of all, stop asking for advice in dealing with personal relationship issues from a bunch of people who believe in ancient lizard overlords from the center of the Earth who seek to control our every thought with telepathy.
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rofl
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she is a nice chick but i'm not at all attracted to her.and also She thinks she is GOD'S gift and thinks every man wants her
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LOL. I really feel bad for most of you guys out there.

So many women are fat and just plain disgusting with their muffin rolls and fat asses, who wants to see that type of body naked, what a turn off. It must suck to have to date a gal with an ass that is so fat and has so much cellulite. I mean its one thing to gain a few pounds after children, but even most of the younger gals and 30 somethings have these huge asses and husky bodies. Women are not as feminine as they used to be.

I honestly don't know how women let themselves get to that state of being, no one comes out of the womb fat, it is a lifetime of poor food choices and the inability to discipline one's self to just say NO to all the fattening foods out there.
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There is no such thing as cellulite. TOOL. Our codons activated 20 yeers ago and destroyed it.

PROOF newborn babies are FAT
then time go by
babies NOT FAT

CODONS ARE THE FUTURE!

yoda
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well what is that stuff I see on the back of some women's legs when I am at the beach? Some women have incredibly saggy butts, and ripply skin near the ass and upper back leg, its disgusting. I have never been fat, in fact I pretty much have the same body as I did when I was 18, luckily I have practically no body fat, but I work out and eat clean, and I am no spring chicken either, so I refuse to believe that older women get fat and cellulite naturally. you get fat/cellulite from a sedentary life and eating the wrong foods or eating to feed your emotions, same goes for men.

I don't mean to sound so mean, but the human body is a machine, not a garbage pail for frankenfoods.

tomato
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Sorry, was mostly a joke.

But it's actually true that there's no such thing as "cellulite". It's just fat/adipose tissue like occurs anywhere else on the body. The word "cellulite" was invented as a marketing ploy -- if it's not "fat", then you don't have to do all that horrible exercise and good diet junk to get rid of it, just use this magical anti-cellulite cream!

It's just fat in an area with particularly elastic/stretchy skin.

Granted this isn't anything more than semantics, but the industries getting women all worked up about their "cellulite" are just a scam.
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Re: a husky chick is trying to get with me. How do i tell her no?
Easy.

TELL HER YOU'RE BROKE AND YOU THINK THAT WOMEN SHOULD CARRY THEIR OWN WEIGHT IN MODERN SOCIETY

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kill her
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throw ding-dongs at her while saying MOOOOOOOOO
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Husky? Who says husky? Unless she has four paws, is covered with fur and pulls a sled.

Man up and tell her you're not interested.

And most important of all, stop asking for advice in dealing with personal relationship issues from a bunch of people who believe in ancient lizard overlords from the center of the Earth who seek to control our every thought with telepathy.
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rofl
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shhh the reptillians will hear your thought patterns, noob!
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throw ding-dongs at her while saying MOOOOOOOOO
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Come on buddy - take one for the team!
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Husky? Who says husky? Unless she has four paws, is covered with fur and pulls a sled.

Man up and tell her you're not interested.

And most important of all, stop asking for advice in dealing with personal relationship issues from a bunch of people who believe in ancient lizard overlords from the center of the Earth who seek to control our every thought with telepathy.
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rofl
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shhh the reptillians will hear your thought patterns, noob!
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I am just rofl, because so many people really do believe in that crap. its hysterical, really. i love the stories about alien abduction, too. people have such boring lives they will do anything in their subconscious minds to create interest and excitement. tomato
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LOL. I really feel bad for most of you guys out there.

So many women are fat and just plain disgusting with their muffin rolls and fat asses, who wants to see that type of body naked, what a turn off. It must suck to have to date a gal with an ass that is so fat and has so much cellulite. I mean its one thing to gain a few pounds after children, but even most of the younger gals and 30 somethings have these huge asses and husky bodies. Women are not as feminine as they used to be.

I honestly don't know how women let themselves get to that state of being, no one comes out of the womb fat, it is a lifetime of poor food choices and the inability to discipline one's self to just say NO to all the fattening foods out there.
 Quoting: mk ultra 5813027


There is no such thing as cellulite. TOOL. Our codons activated 20 yeers ago and destroyed it.

PROOF newborn babies are FAT
then time go by
babies NOT FAT

CODONS ARE THE FUTURE!

yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26993694


well what is that stuff I see on the back of some women's legs when I am at the beach? Some women have incredibly saggy butts, and ripply skin near the ass and upper back leg, its disgusting. I have never been fat, in fact I pretty much have the same body as I did when I was 18, luckily I have practically no body fat, but I work out and eat clean, and I am no spring chicken either, so I refuse to believe that older women get fat and cellulite naturally. you get fat/cellulite from a sedentary life and eating the wrong foods or eating to feed your emotions, same goes for men.

I don't mean to sound so mean, but the human body is a machine, not a garbage pail for frankenfoods.

tomato
 Quoting: mk ultra 5813027


Sorry, was mostly a joke.

But it's actually true that there's no such thing as "cellulite". It's just fat/adipose tissue like occurs anywhere else on the body. The word "cellulite" was invented as a marketing ploy -- if it's not "fat", then you don't have to do all that horrible exercise and good diet junk to get rid of it, just use this magical anti-cellulite cream!

It's just fat in an area with particularly elastic/stretchy skin.

Granted this isn't anything more than semantics, but the industries getting women all worked up about their "cellulite" are just a scam.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26993694


lol... okay then, you agree, cellulite and fat asses are disgusting. I would starve myself if I ever got that way. or at least fast for 40 days. some women have absolutely no self control over their minds or their bodies - you are what you eat. calling a girl 'husky' is kind, they are really just soft, fat, hormonal garbage pails.

same with the guys, nothing more disgusting than a guy that looks pregnant with a big beer belly gut. All that waste inside of them, probably been there for years.

5a
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she is a nice chick but i'm not at all attracted to her.and also She thinks she is GOD'S gift and thinks every man wants her
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Don't be gay brah. Tap it hard and fast!
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Tell her you have a furry fetish and ask her if she will dress up as a giant banana with moraccas while singing penut butter jellytime.

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she is a nice chick but i'm not at all attracted to her.and also She thinks she is GOD'S gift and thinks every man wants her
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LOL. I really feel bad for most of you guys out there.

So many women are fat and just plain disgusting with their muffin rolls and fat asses, who wants to see that type of body naked, what a turn off. It must suck to have to date a gal with an ass that is so fat and has so much cellulite. I mean its one thing to gain a few pounds after children, but even most of the younger gals and 30 somethings have these huge asses and husky bodies. Women are not as feminine as they used to be.

I honestly don't know how women let themselves get to that state of being, no one comes out of the womb fat, it is a lifetime of poor food choices and the inability to discipline one's self to just say NO to all the fattening foods out there.
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Brokeback is that you?
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Just do the decent think and tell her she's a fat, hairy, masculine, unfathomably ugly monstrosity that no man could ever find attractive. That'll even feel pretty good, I wager.
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tell her the truth, that your a homosexual.
SLAM THAT CLAM
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Tell her about GLP and this thread...
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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Tell her about GLP and this thread...
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Run...
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But youre probably a fatass too...
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Introduce her to another guy with a bigger...ah hum...bank account.
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Husky? Who says husky? Unless she has four paws, is covered with fur and pulls a sled.

Man up and tell her you're not interested.

And most important of all, stop asking for advice in dealing with personal relationship issues from a bunch of people who believe in ancient lizard overlords from the center of the Earth who seek to control our every thought with telepathy.
 Quoting: DodgyKnees


rofl
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shhh the reptillians will hear your thought patterns, noob!
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I am just rofl, because so many people really do believe in that crap. its hysterical, really. i love the stories about alien abduction, too. people have such boring lives they will do anything in their subconscious minds to create interest and excitement. tomato
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I really saw a bunch of UFO's once, many years ago. It could have been some top secret human military antigravity ships or something, they were flying in formation but moved in ways that defied the physics of regular aircraft. I'm just saying, keep an open mind, it is a big universe and aliens are not that hard to believe exist. drakes equation is mathematical proof of the significant probability of aliens being out there. Over a long enough scale of time, they could develop technologies to get across the space in between stars and galaxies.
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rofl
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shhh the reptillians will hear your thought patterns, noob!


I am just rofl, because so many people really do believe in that crap. its hysterical, really. i love the stories about alien abduction, too. people have such boring lives they will do anything in their subconscious minds to create interest and excitement. tomato



I really saw a bunch of UFO's once, many years ago. It could have been some top secret human military antigravity ships or something, they were flying in
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on but moved in ways that defied the physics of regular aircraft. I'm just saying, keep an open mind, it is a big universe and aliens are not that hard to believe exist. drakes equation is mathematical proof of the significant probability of aliens being out there. Over
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enough scale of time, they could develop technologies to get across the space in between stars and galaxies.



pennywise
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OP is just underbragging that someone wants him.
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rofl
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shhh the reptillians will hear your thought patterns, noob!


I am just rofl, because so many people really do believe in that crap. its hysterical, really. i love the stories about alien abduction, too. people have such boring lives they will do anything in their subconscious minds to create interest and excitement. tomato


I really saw a bunch of UFO's once, many years ago. It could have been some top secret human military antigravity ships or something, they were flyi
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11665191
rmation but moved in ways that defied the physics of regular aircraft. I'm just saying, keep an open mind, it is a big universe and aliens are not that hard to believe exist. drakes equation is mathematical proof of the significant probability of aliens being out there.
 Quoting: mk ultra 5813027
long enough scale of time, they could develop technologies to get across the space in between stars and galaxies.


I have an open mind, and what you saw was military. Don't be fooled by the propaganda to believe in alien life, its demonic, and people that have had alien abductions or experiences with ET's have no doubt actually had interactions with demons... every notice how many of them are not right in a lot of ways after the experience? Its not something to be made fun of, rather to be taken seriously. People who go looking for aliens/
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ill find them and once you invite a demon into your life you are pretty much fucked. keep yaself guarded from demonic people and aliens at all times

Remember, we are actually the aliens in this world(1st Peter/Bible), and for the true believers, Heaven is home, we are just passing through here on earth.
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I have an open mind, and what you saw was military. Don't be fooled by the propaganda to believe in alien life, its demonic, and people that have had alien abductions or experiences with ET's have no doubt actually had interactions with demons... every notice how many of them are not right in a lot of ways after the experience? Its not something to be made fun of, rather to be taken seriously. People who go looking for aliens/demons will find them and once you invite a demon into your life you are pretty much fucked. keep yaself guarded from demonic people and aliens at all times

Remember, we are actually the aliens in this world(1st Peter/Bible), and for the true believers, Heaven is home, we are just passing through here on earth.
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Are you hot?
NO WAY
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Re: a husky chick is trying to get with me. How do i tell her no?
Just let her know you value her friendship more.

If that doesn't work then tell her you have a fetish. Unless she can wear these for you in the bedroom, you just arent interested:

Thread: what in the hell. These have got to be the weirdest shoes i have ever seen.
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Re: a husky chick is trying to get with me. How do i tell her no?
be blunt with..I dont do livestock! That includes cows
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and OP will jack off before bed tonight. Hit it, just wear a rubber.