a husky chick is trying to get with me. How do i tell her no?

Sorry, was mostly a joke.

But it's actually true that there's no such thing as "cellulite". It's just fat/adipose tissue like occurs anywhere else on the body. The word "cellulite" was invented as a marketing ploy -- if it's not "fat", then you don't have to do all that horrible exercise and good diet junk to get rid of it, just use this magical anti-cellulite cream!

It's just fat in an area with particularly elastic/stretchy skin.

Granted this isn't anything more than semantics, but the industries getting women all worked up about their "cellulite" are just a scam.

Easy.

TELL HER YOU'RE BROKE AND YOU THINK THAT WOMEN SHOULD CARRY THEIR OWN WEIGHT IN MODERN SOCIETY

kill her

throw ding-dongs at her while saying MOOOOOOOOO

shhh the reptillians will hear your thought patterns, noob!

Come on buddy - take one for the team!

I am just rofl, because so many people really do believe in that crap. its hysterical, really. i love the stories about alien abduction, too. people have such boring lives they will do anything in their subconscious minds to create interest and excitement.

lol... okay then, you agree, cellulite and fat asses are disgusting. I would starve myself if I ever got that way. or at least fast for 40 days. some women have absolutely no self control over their minds or their bodies - you are what you eat. calling a girl 'husky' is kind, they are really just soft, fat, hormonal garbage pails.

same with the guys, nothing more disgusting than a guy that looks pregnant with a big beer belly gut. All that waste inside of them, probably been there for years.

Don't be gay brah. Tap it hard and fast!

Uncle Tony is that you?

Brokeback is that you?

Just do the decent think and tell her she's a fat, hairy, masculine, unfathomably ugly monstrosity that no man could ever find attractive. That'll even feel pretty good, I wager.

tell her the truth, that your a homosexual.

Tell her about GLP and this thread...

Run...

But youre probably a fatass too...

Introduce her to another guy with a bigger...ah hum...bank account.

I really saw a bunch of UFO's once, many years ago. It could have been some top secret human military antigravity ships or something, they were flying in formation but moved in ways that defied the physics of regular aircraft. I'm just saying, keep an open mind, it is a big universe and aliens are not that hard to believe exist. drakes equation is mathematical proof of the significant probability of aliens being out there. Over a long enough scale of time, they could develop technologies to get across the space in between stars and galaxies.

OP is just underbragging that someone wants him.

I have an open mind, and what you saw was military. Don't be fooled by the propaganda to believe in alien life, its demonic, and people that have had alien abductions or experiences with ET's have no doubt actually had interactions with demons... every notice how many of them are not right in a lot of ways after the experience? Its not something to be made fun of, rather to be taken seriously. People who go looking for aliens/demons will find them and once you invite a demon into your life you are pretty much fucked. keep yaself guarded from demonic people and aliens at all times

Remember, we are actually the aliens in this world(1st Peter/Bible), and for the true believers, Heaven is home, we are just passing through here on earth.

I have an open mind, and what you saw was military. Don't be fooled by the propaganda to believe in alien life, its demonic, and people that have had alien abductions or experiences with ET's have no doubt actually had interactions with demons... every notice how many of them are not right in a lot of ways after the experience? Its not something to be made fun of, rather to be taken seriously. People who go looking for aliens/demons will find them and once you invite a demon into your life you are pretty much fucked. keep yaself guarded from demonic people and aliens at all times

Remember, we are actually the aliens in this world(1st Peter/Bible), and for the true believers, Heaven is home, we are just passing through here on earth.

Are you hot?

Just let her know you value her friendship more.

If that doesn't work then tell her you have a fetish. Unless she can wear these for you in the bedroom, you just arent interested:

Thread: what in the hell. These have got to be the weirdest shoes i have ever seen.

be blunt with..I dont do livestock! That includes cows

and OP will jack off before bed tonight. Hit it, just wear a rubber.