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I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?

 
Aggieranch

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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Nah all of this stuff about ghosts and demons is BULL SHIT.

If you show me a proven method of doing it I will 100% film it and post it back into this thread.
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Haha... demons?.. They are very real.

You do not "see" them with your physical eyes, that's not usually how it works.

I'd say you should walk away from this one... at least until you do some solid research.

otherwise you are just pissing in the wind.
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby..??
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
[link to www.esotericarchives.com]

Here ya go OP, knock yourself out.
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Fist you ass! criscoresist
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Things may get a little too real for your liking.
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ohyeah
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You scared brah? You think spirits of all the roo's you shagged will come back to haunt you?
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[link to www.esotericarchives.com]

Here ya go OP, knock yourself out.
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Fist you ass! criscoresist
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looks like you summoned one, OP.
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07/05/2012 11:46 AM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Nah all of this stuff about ghosts and demons is BULL SHIT.

If you show me a proven method of doing it I will 100% film it and post it back into this thread.
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BE VERY CAREFUL.

all of us literary have a devil on our backs, summoning one up is a way of facing the demons, but this is not something to be taken lightly!
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/\ Fukushima is right.
WWIII is Upon US
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Hey guys,

This might seem like a bit of a troll but it's something that I've been wanting to do for a while.

I don't actually believe in ghosts or demons (in the sense that you can physically see/interact with them) but I am a bible believing Christian and believe in evil spirits and I know people can get possessed by demons, this can't happen to me because I'm a Christian.

From the videos and stories I have read about demons and ghosts I have never found anything that I believed to be real, I want to try and "find" a ghost or demon for proof that this stuff exists.

Can someone recommend me a way to bring a ghost or demon out? I am not scared of this stuff at all, I will smash any demon that tries to haunt me.
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I will tell you right now...IF YOU ARE WANTING TO SUMMON A DEMONIC SPIRIT...YOU SIR, ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN...AND YOUR DEAD WRONG...YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN BE POSSESSED!!!!!! GOD SPECIFICALLY TOLD US WE ARE "NOT" TO BE CONSULTING "Familiar spirits" and the dead are exactly that!!!
You need to rethink your "Christianity! !!".
Think you will smash demons??? In whose name?! NOT THE NAME OF JESUS, BECAUSE THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST DOES NOT DWELL WITHIN YOU!
GOD SAYS ALL WHO DABBLE WITH THIS STUFF WILL SHARE IN THEIR PART OF HELL!!!. PERIOD.
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07/10/2012 12:12 AM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
and to think I spent years trying to get rid of some of these otherworlders. If youre smart, which I suspect your not, I would definitely leave it the fuck alone.
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07/10/2012 02:39 AM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
WHY DONT YOU START WITH PRAYING TO GOD AND SEEING WHAT HESAYS ONTHE MATTER, HE MIGHT SHOW YOU SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING AND POWERFUL AFTER ALL DEMONS ARE NO MATCH FOR GOD. DUH.
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Its pretty easy, I did it once. All you have to do is take a decent sized dump in a 10 gallon bucket and pour some steaming hot water in it. Pull up a chair right next to it and hang your head over the bucket with a towel draped over your head. Inhale, exhale for about 10 minutes. Keep going steady with this and you will start to see quite a few demons popping up here & there, you may be distracted by seeing ghosts out of the corner of your eye - but keep focused on the breathing, that's the most important part.
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LMAO WTF
THE EBOLA-ZOMBIES ARE COMING!
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wtf

Its pretty easy, I did it once. All you have to do is take a decent sized dump in a 10 gallon bucket and pour some steaming hot water in it. Pull up a chair right next to it and hang your head over the bucket with a towel draped over your head. Inhale, exhale for about 10 minutes. Keep going steady with this and you will start to see quite a few demons popping up here & there, you may be distracted by seeing ghosts out of the corner of your eye - but keep focused on the breathing, that's the most important part.
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aaaaaaahcruise
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07/10/2012 03:28 AM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Try these and and give us a report...

SPELLS for SUMMONING DEMONS and ANGELS and for PACT-MAKING
[link to www.luckymojo.com]

THE CROSSROADS IN HOODOO MAGIC
and
THE RITUAL OF SELLING YOURSELF TO THE DEVIL
[link to www.luckymojo.com]
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09/15/2012 02:18 PM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
one simple step.....
GET MARRIED
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LOL....U SAID IT...
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Spirits are real, and not something you wanna mess with lightly. I got one a couple years ago and it was a very unhappy camper. Flames flared and gales blew in a well insulated basement. But you really want one? Then cheesy as it sounds, easiest way is a ouija board. They have no special power but act as a focus point. Use at least two people, and each person needs to focus. Keep repeating the asked question in your minds. Even if you doubt the board, believe in the spirit or they won't even bother a passing glance. Use clear questions and i suggest a white plain candle. You can use black if you're gonna be a moron, but the candle acts like a beacon and white stands for purity and protection. I hear burning sage helps lift the veil even though i never had to use it.
A new board may take several minutes to open a gate just as new shoes take some adjusting, and just as similar can get some nasty 'holes' and 'tears' with frequent repeated use. Don't hold the pawn down, be sure you are only touching it. Speak in a clear voice. There's no real script to go by but i suggest a greeting, stating your purpose, HIGHLY suggest claiming sanctuary against evil wicked and mischievous spirits. You can call them on purpose if you want but be careful what you wish for. Be sure to declair the veil lifted and gate open and no matter what don't break the circle until they dismiss you, not the other way around.

Happy hunting.
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Things may get a little too real for your liking.
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ohyeah
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for sure,heres a taster for you,cannot be bothered to tell the huge story of it all. ps.don't believe you can protect yourself so arrogantly. [link to www.facebook.com]
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Jesus never conjured demons. He bound them up. Stay away from the occult. God warned us about that in Bible
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Hey guys,

This might seem like a bit of a troll but it's something that I've been wanting to do for a while.

I don't actually believe in ghosts or demons (in the sense that you can physically see/interact with them) but I am a bible believing Christian and believe in evil spirits and I know people can get possessed by demons, this can't happen to me because I'm a Christian.

From the videos and stories I have read about demons and ghosts I have never found anything that I believed to be real, I want to try and "find" a ghost or demon for proof that this stuff exists.

Can someone recommend me a way to bring a ghost or demon out? I am not scared of this stuff at all, I will smash any demon that tries to haunt me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554804


haven't read thru your thread yet, but, do you realize that your post makes absolutely no sense?

you say you dont believe in ghosts/demons
then you say that you know people get possessed by demons
then you say you want summon a ghost/demon

huh?

Christians can become possessed.
demons are territorial and they have legal right to stand on any territory that belongs to them. if you invite one in, in it will go. either possession, or more than like, serious oppression and familiars.

why would you want that?

OP is a troll, and this thread is weak.
i think i lost a couple IQ points just being here.
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
The conclusion I came to is that demons are everywhere and I wouldn't recommend playing with them.Get a digital recorder and leave it in a quiet spot,you won't believe what it will pick up!A few years ago I became interested in haunted objects and could only conclude that they aren't attached to specific objects but are present in the background everywhere!All you need to do is focus on them and they will show up.I removed them from my home and do not
play that game anymore.I view it as part of my education in the way things really are but will never go there again!
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Hey guys,

This might seem like a bit of a troll but it's something that I've been wanting to do for a while.

I don't actually believe in ghosts or demons (in the sense that you can physically see/interact with them) but I am a bible believing Christian and believe in evil spirits and I know people can get possessed by demons, this can't happen to me because I'm a Christian.

From the videos and stories I have read about demons and ghosts I have never found anything that I believed to be real, I want to try and "find" a ghost or demon for proof that this stuff exists.

Can someone recommend me a way to bring a ghost or demon out? I am not scared of this stuff at all, I will smash any demon that tries to haunt me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554804



a demon can kill u in a heart beat !wtf
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2013 06:31 AM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Science says that we only see 17% of the visible spectrum. Who knows whats running around in the 83% field that you can not see.

Careful what you wish for OP.
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06/18/2013 08:44 AM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
I will pray for GOD ALL MIGHTY to protect you if you persist in this pursuit of the evil and dark side of the world. It is true, you can summon demons and principalities and other types of creatures. They are locked out of our universe normally unless someone opens a door and allows them entry. The doors are controlled thru rituals, tones, chants and various other ritualistic magic.

The problem is that once you open the door, you have NO CONTROL over anything that may come thru it. Anything can happen. There is monstrous evil out there that you cannot begin to comprehend. If all it did was kill you, you would be fortunate indeed. More likely, these beings will steal your soul and then go on to inhabit your body and then use that body to do all kinds of evil until someone finally destroys it - at which time the demon therein jumps to someone else if they can.

Do not do this. It's NOT A GAME you are playing. Unleashing even one more of these evil and demonic entities on this world can do unspeakable harm to humanity - not to mention the risk of your own soul and where you will spend eternity.

Some of us will pray for your protection and understanding of why you should NEVER do such a thing. It's not just your body you are putting at risk, but your soul and possibly those souls of the people around you as well. DO NOT PLAY WITH THIS STUFF. IT"S NOT A TOY! IT IS ALL TOO REAL and MANY MEN HAVE LOST THEIR SOULS DOING SUCH THINGS!

May the ALL MIGHTY GOD OF HEAVEN AND EARTH PROTECT YOU FROM THIS FOOLISHNESS.
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
This should end well...

popcorn
**I'm all out of bubblegum
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06/18/2013 09:23 AM
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
read some books and watch movies on the subject and after few days when new information in your head start processing you will THINK that there are demons and ghosts.
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
I bring you greetings from The One Who Is Many.

As you seek, so shall you find.

He comes in the night and whispers in the darkness.

His thoughts are yours and yours are his.
His voice is yours and yours is his.
His breath is yours and yours is his.


As you have asked, so shall you be given. In the name of the One in Whom Dark Deeds are cast I bring you a taste of Death, a dream of Destruction, and I bring you Terror.

May they bring you the joy that you wish for.

Have fun.
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I have fought and known about demons and fallen angels and Satan for 39 years now. And if you allow one of them to get into you; you might not be able to get it out. And if this happens to you; then God might allow it to stay forever; because you have knowingly given your life to Satan and the demons. And if this happens; you will go insane and be thrown into hell on the Great Judgment Day for the sin of blasphemy. Your parents should have taught you that if you play with fire, you very well could get burned. And this strange request of strange fire will probably get you burned and doomed and in hellfire and brimstone, forever and ever!!
ur retarded as shit
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Christians always say this shit" oh im christian i cant get possessed and since i read the bible i will never have to go to hell no matter wh blah blah" i am going to spank u til ur vagina turns purplewhatever
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
Demons are deffinetely real , i fought them .... Not someone you want to challenge ... I had to fight for my life , your only type of defense is your mind , knowledge , and power of belief , practically your power depends on how much will and courage you have
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
I don't actually believe in ghosts or demons (in the sense that you can physically see/interact with them) but I am a bible believing Christian and believe in evil spirits and I know people can get possessed by demons, this can't happen to me because I'm a Christian.
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scratching
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Lulz. Perfect.
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
A true Christian cannot be 'possessed' but can for sure be 'oppressed'. There is a difference, google it sometime.

My suggestion, like others have suggested, leave it alone. Seems you have no clue what kind of trouble you could bring to yourself and your loved ones.

Leave it alone!
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Re: I want to summon a ghost or demon, can someone show me how?
is the world not unspeakably horrifying enough for you?

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