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Sperm bank turns down redheads

 
Tess
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The world's largest sperm bank has started turning down redheaded donors because there is too little demand for their sperm.

Ole Schou, Cryos's director, said that there had been a surge in donations in recent years, allowing the facility to become much more picky about its donors. Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.

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'hot cakes'
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That is not the real reason they are turning red heads down. It is because they are the decendents of all the ancient kings and rolalty, from the Annuki on down. They do not want to creat anymore smart royal people if they can help it.
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That is not the real reason they are turning red heads down. It is because they are the decendents of all the ancient kings and rolalty, from the Annuki on down. They do not want to creat anymore smart royal people if they can help it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1533313


Such an elaborate story, I'm guessing your a redhead.
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Redhead sperm have no souls.
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09/18/2011 07:11 AM
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redheads will go extinct
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09/18/2011 07:12 AM
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I feel sorry for rangas.
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09/18/2011 07:17 AM
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'hot cakes'
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More like 'soggy biscuits'
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09/18/2011 07:39 AM
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Sorry I meant to say royalty.
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09/18/2011 07:42 AM
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i bet they get hordes of requests for negro sperm though
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09/18/2011 07:44 AM
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Re: Sperm bank turns down redheads
But redhead women are kinda hot....
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09/18/2011 07:47 AM
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09/18/2011 08:28 AM
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Probably because most red heads are either beautiful or flat out ugly???

They are the ones that are all in or totally out LOL

There's one redhead here I would LOVE to be close to!! :-)
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aww but little red headed babies are adorable. Got red hair on both sides of the family here but no red headed babies for us.
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I feel sorry for rangas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1209006


Sorry enough to give your children red hair?
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That's sucky! Too little demand?? blink

I'd love to marry and breed with a red-head. My cousins on my Mum's (Scot/NZ) side have had at *least* one red-headed offspring.

Sigh...and, what's wrong with red-heads?? peace
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if redheads are so unpopular, why do so many women dye their hair red.
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i bet they get hordes of requests for negro sperm though
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Re: Sperm bank turns down redheads
The world's largest sperm bank has started turning down redheaded donors because there is too little demand for their sperm.

Ole Schou, Cryos's director, said that there had been a surge in donations in recent years, allowing the facility to become much more picky about its donors. Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

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Red hair is beautiful and especially on people with blue eyes. Very striking and lovely.
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As a kid I got a load of shit for being a red head, even to the point where people picked me for their team last even though I was a better than average player.

It stems in England from the Celtic people being looked upon as inferior or in league with the devil during the dark ages, unfortunately it's an obvious trait and reds are usually in the minority in any class so we're an easy target.

As an adult I actually get a hell of a lot more female attention than my mates and I think it makes them a bit jealous. I have been approached by model agencies but never really followed it up. Guess it's an ugly duckling thing.

I can see why a parent wouldn't want their kids to be ginger as it would mean almost certain bullying at school and as a teen but this bullying also causes a lot of reds to be extra resolved in adult life and prepared for the knocks of being an adult.
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Re: Sperm bank turns down redheads
that's because having red hair is a genetic defect
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Some believe the mark God gave Cain was Red hair.
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09/18/2011 07:17 PM
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Says who?

that's because having red hair is a genetic defect
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Last Edited by ThereIsNoHandle on 09/18/2011 07:18 PM
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Re: Sperm bank turns down redheads
would you wanna give birth to something like this?

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Some believe the mark God gave Cain was Red hair.
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Some people also believe that air doesn't exist.
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