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Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????

 
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Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
About three months ago this 'doctor' friend of my gf sold me this tea that i had to drink every night before going to sleep, and every morning i would CRAP like there was no tomorrow, which was awesome, because it was cleansing my system.

the treatment lasted a month and a half.

but the tea came in a plastic bag. i never saw the name and all he said was that he would get it from another doctor friend of his, that she was a nutritionist and that tea may or may not have been colombian. the tea was $30, one per day, for a month and a half.

i want to know what the name of this tea is so that i may buy it on my own! maybe it's cheaper and he charged me too much.

IT DID WORK THOUGH! IT WORKED GREAT! the pain was horrible, i could literally feel the tea working inside me, cleansing my system, and the CRAP was extremely weird! i know i was pooping things i had eaten years back!

PLEASE HELP!

IF YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THIS TEA PLEASE TELL ME!

thanks!
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09/18/2011 06:50 PM
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Mate de Caca.

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09/18/2011 06:52 PM
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lobsang rampa tea
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Lipton.
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09/18/2011 06:56 PM
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Senna. and its cheap whole at your local health food store. at $30 a bag you got ripped.. I buy the whole leaves, toss them into the food processor to chop them up and then make tea. brew at least 15 minutes.
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09/18/2011 06:57 PM
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
i'd like to know the name of this tea too because I have not taken a good shit in months
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09/18/2011 07:39 PM
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Senna. and its cheap whole at your local health food store. at $30 a bag you got ripped.. I buy the whole leaves, toss them into the food processor to chop them up and then make tea. brew at least 15 minutes.
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is it????
i'm going to research it right now!!!
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09/18/2011 07:41 PM
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lobsang rampa tea
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
this tea that i'm talking about would give me the worst cramps and stomachache i had every felt in my entire life.
i'd drink it around 10pm every night then next day, exactly around 4am, the pain was so much it'd wake me up. it'd take a crap. then go back to sleep. then around 6am i'd have to take another crap. but by 8am i was extremely empty and clean.

this lasted a whole month and a half!

it was excruciating, but worth it!
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
It sounds like that "super dieter's tea" that most grocery stores carry. Are you looking for a tea that has a diuretic effect? Careful with that, you could be headed for dehydration and/or electrolyte imbalance.
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Senna. and its cheap whole at your local health food store. at $30 a bag you got ripped.. I buy the whole leaves, toss them into the food processor to chop them up and then make tea. brew at least 15 minutes.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


oh my gosh,
i just researched this senna tea and it seems effective but it can have LOTS of horrible reactions! i read on a page that it can cause your organs black, or your toes to enlarge, and you can't drink milk when you're taking the tea??

has anyone actually tried this?
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
It sounds like that "super dieter's tea" that most grocery stores carry. Are you looking for a tea that has a diuretic effect? Careful with that, you could be headed for dehydration and/or electrolyte imbalance.
 Quoting: BlueMind


yes, a diuretic effect.
i've always had constipation problems, and the thing is that when i did the treatment over the summer, it's true, i was feeling a bit dehydrated, so i'd have to consume lots of water and Gatorade, but it cleaned my system completely!

over the past two weeks i've been eating red meat =( and i want to cleanse my system from it because i hadn't eaten any in over two years. i was stupid when i decided to eat those burgers.

so i want to do the treatment again.
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
It sounds like that "super dieter's tea" that most grocery stores carry. Are you looking for a tea that has a diuretic effect? Careful with that, you could be headed for dehydration and/or electrolyte imbalance.
 Quoting: BlueMind


yes, a diuretic effect.
i've always had constipation problems, and the thing is that when i did the treatment over the summer, it's true, i was feeling a bit dehydrated, so i'd have to consume lots of water and Gatorade, but it cleaned my system completely!

over the past two weeks i've been eating red meat =( and i want to cleanse my system from it because i hadn't eaten any in over two years. i was stupid when i decided to eat those burgers.

so i want to do the treatment again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283963


Just drink water then. Nothing but water. It'll keep you regular, hydrated, and cleanse toxins naturally.
hf
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09/18/2011 07:53 PM
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the tea u r looking for is called black forest tea ... its safe ... i know its avail in uk ... not sure re usa
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Senna. and its cheap whole at your local health food store. at $30 a bag you got ripped.. I buy the whole leaves, toss them into the food processor to chop them up and then make tea. brew at least 15 minutes.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


oh my gosh,
i just researched this senna tea and it seems effective but it can have LOTS of horrible reactions! i read on a page that it can cause your organs black, or your toes to enlarge, and you can't drink milk when you're taking the tea??

has anyone actually tried this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283963


it doesn't have any horrible reactions unless you live on the stuff. its fine to use it off and on, or for a couple weeks or so to clean you out. I don't like to get up and shit at night, I take it early morning.
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Senna. and its cheap whole at your local health food store. at $30 a bag you got ripped.. I buy the whole leaves, toss them into the food processor to chop them up and then make tea. brew at least 15 minutes.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


oh my gosh,
i just researched this senna tea and it seems effective but it can have LOTS of horrible reactions! i read on a page that it can cause your organs black, or your toes to enlarge, and you can't drink milk when you're taking the tea??

has anyone actually tried this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283963


it doesn't have any horrible reactions unless you live on the stuff. its fine to use it off and on, or for a couple weeks or so to clean you out.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


the tea that i'm talking about i drank daily for a month and a half, without any complications, except feeling a bit dehydrated every morning but i'd drink tons of water.
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
the tea u r looking for is called black forest tea ... its safe ... i know its avail in uk ... not sure re usa
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this seems like a great tea to detox, but i don't think it has any laxative effect.
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09/18/2011 07:59 PM
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Senna. and its cheap whole at your local health food store. at $30 a bag you got ripped.. I buy the whole leaves, toss them into the food processor to chop them up and then make tea. brew at least 15 minutes.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


oh my gosh,
i just researched this senna tea and it seems effective but it can have LOTS of horrible reactions! i read on a page that it can cause your organs black, or your toes to enlarge, and you can't drink milk when you're taking the tea??

has anyone actually tried this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283963


it doesn't have any horrible reactions unless you live on the stuff. its fine to use it off and on, or for a couple weeks or so to clean you out.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


the tea that i'm talking about i drank daily for a month and a half, without any complications, except feeling a bit dehydrated every morning but i'd drink tons of water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283963


I get no side reactions from senna. anything used the wrong way can cause problems. by live on the stuff I would mean using it all day long as your main tea or whatever. Some people overuse stuff like this for weight control and the like. it is perfecting safe used in a normal way by a healthy person.

Most laxatives in general shouldn't be used more than a few days. I don't think you needed it for 6 weeks though. now that you are clean use it as needed, or every few months for a week or so perhaps.
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09/18/2011 08:04 PM
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
did the doctor tell you to use the tea for a whole 6 weeks or did you just use it until the bag was empty?
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09/18/2011 08:07 PM
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Arizona Iced Tea. The Arnold Palmer flavor.
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09/18/2011 08:12 PM
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My wife takes Smooth Move Tea made by Traditional Medicinal every night. See loves it!!
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did the doctor tell you to use the tea for a whole 6 weeks or did you just use it until the bag was empty?
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til the bag was empty, which was about six weeks. i took the tea every night without fail.
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09/18/2011 08:20 PM
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Arizona Iced Tea. The Arnold Palmer flavor.
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it wasn't this tea.
the tea i'm talking about came in a regular 'tea bag'
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09/18/2011 08:31 PM
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the tea u r looking for is called black forest tea ... its safe ... i know its avail in uk ... not sure re usa
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this seems like a great tea to detox, but i don't think it has any laxative effect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283963


u want a bet .... give it a try and if it doesnt empty yr bowls ill stand on my head a pee in my eye ... trust me it has a gr8 lax effect
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Re: Does anyone know the NAME of this Tea????
the tea u r looking for is called black forest tea ... its safe ... i know its avail in uk ... not sure re usa
 Quoting: nevpfra


this seems like a great tea to detox, but i don't think it has any laxative effect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283963


u want a bet .... give it a try and if it doesnt empty yr bowls ill stand on my head a pee in my eye ... trust me it has a gr8 lax effect
 Quoting: nevpfra


oh great!
i'll definitely try it then

you're funny =)
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09/18/2011 11:53 PM
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Loosey Poop tea?
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[link to www.amazon.com]


Herbal slimming tea

Will make you crap like a race horse
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Senna is a powerful laxative and known to cause griping pains.

Op, you could probably get gentler laxatives that don't cause this pain.

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