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metrofuser
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Gary Knows what he wants


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Evil_Twin

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09/20/2011 01:31 PM

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rofl
Hellbilly
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09/20/2011 01:35 PM
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God, there are a lot of Gary's out there!
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 01:35 PM
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chuckle
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09/20/2011 01:37 PM
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Gary would get his ass kicked in the real world... chuckle
cRoSS FiRe

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09/20/2011 01:39 PM
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God, there are a lot of Gary's out there!
 Quoting: closing eyes


The new "John." chuckle
"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop

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It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP!
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 01:39 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
I hate it when that happens.
Nisa
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09/20/2011 01:42 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
I always thought it was funny when a guy would try to ease your hand down there.... DUDE, if I wanted to touch you I would....lol.
hnkymofo
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09/20/2011 01:56 PM
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Damn she's a spitter ! Don't you just hate that?
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:06 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
well for me

a first date bj automatically
insures there will be a 2nd date.
providing it was any good.

and believe it or not, there are
some women who just can't do it
right, no matter how hard they try.
most of these wind up old maids
who never get married. for those
I suggest you learn how.

and for the ladies,
if you don't give head,
you won't keep a guy long.
Too many women out there
who will ;)
EMP attack
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09/20/2011 02:11 PM
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bananasex
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09/20/2011 02:11 PM
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I would'nt blow my smelly schlong.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:12 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
a bj is what split up Angelina
and Brad.

Brad got a bj in the bathroom
on the set and Angelina found out
about it.

told ya, if you won't do it,
someone else will :)
T-Man

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09/20/2011 02:13 PM

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I get 'em.
closing eyes

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09/20/2011 02:17 PM
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God, there are a lot of Gary's out there!
 Quoting: closing eyes


The new "John." chuckle
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


headbang
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
closing eyes

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09/20/2011 02:18 PM
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I would'nt blow my smelly schlong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557439


blwkss

Thanks for the chuckle!

Last Edited by closing eyes on 09/20/2011 02:18 PM
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
peloria
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09/20/2011 02:20 PM
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oh lawd that brought back memories
this guy asked mefor a bj on our first 'date'
i shoulda kicked his ass out of my house but i didnt
we been married 10 years
he turned out okbanana2
peloria
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09/20/2011 02:21 PM
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I get 'em.
 Quoting: T-Man


really?
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:22 PM
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I would'nt blow my smelly schlong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557439


Dude, you should consider bathing.
metrofuser (OP)

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09/20/2011 02:22 PM
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dick
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09/20/2011 02:23 PM
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I would'nt blow my smelly schlong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557439


believe it or not,

some women find it a turn-on,
sweat secretions and the odor
it produces create pheromones
which when smelled by the opposite
sex is like a horny pill.
they can't get enough.

men who work out a lot
or work in physical jobs
find this out.

sweat !!! it drives them wild.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:31 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
I would'nt blow my smelly schlong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1557439


believe it or not,

some women find it a turn-on,
sweat secretions and the odor
it produces create pheromones
which when smelled by the opposite
sex is like a horny pill.
they can't get enough.

men who work out a lot
or work in physical jobs
find this out.

sweat !!! it drives them wild.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1558216


there are even some men's
perfume manufacturers who have
started putting pheromones
into men's perfume just for
that reason :)
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:34 PM
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case in point about pheromones

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Lime Flavoured Redux

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09/20/2011 02:38 PM
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and believe it or not, there are
some women who just can't do it
right, no matter how hard they try.
most of these wind up old maids
who never get married. for those
I suggest you learn how.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1558216


The only girl I've been with who didn't give good head is bisexual damned
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:40 PM
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The only girl I've been with who didn't give good head is bisexual
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


that may be the exact reason
why she is bi-sexual.
DonHeau

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09/20/2011 02:42 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
and believe it or not, there are
some women who just can't do it
right, no matter how hard they try.
most of these wind up old maids
who never get married. for those
I suggest you learn how.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1558216


The only girl I've been with who didn't give good head is bisexual damned
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


Oh those damn Lebanese.
We opened doors by thinking.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:44 PM
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Oh those damn Lebanese.
 Quoting: DonHeau


lmao
thanks for the chuckle
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 02:46 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
oh lawd that brought back memories
this guy asked mefor a bj on our first 'date'
i shoulda kicked his ass out of my house but i didnt
we been married 10 years
he turned out ok
 Quoting: peloria 1558160


that pretty much tells us
how the first date ended.
good for you and him ;)
best wishes
SnakeAirlines

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09/20/2011 02:49 PM

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What?
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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09/20/2011 02:59 PM
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Re: First Date Blow Job--
I had a first bind date with a girl. At the end of the date she asked me if I wanted to have sex. I was like yeah sure. LOL surprised me.

Anyways we played house for awhile but I knew she wasn't a keeper. She sure liked sex though. She had daddy issues. Damn I should have rode her harder!
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2011 03:00 PM
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Still got video and nude picks to this day of her.

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