First Date Blow Job--

God, there are a lot of Gary's out there!

Gary would get his ass kicked in the real world...

The new "John."

I hate it when that happens.

I always thought it was funny when a guy would try to ease your hand down there.... DUDE, if I wanted to touch you I would....lol.

Damn she's a spitter ! Don't you just hate that?

well for me

a first date bj automatically
insures there will be a 2nd date.
providing it was any good.

and believe it or not, there are
some women who just can't do it
right, no matter how hard they try.
most of these wind up old maids
who never get married. for those
I suggest you learn how.

and for the ladies,
if you don't give head,
you won't keep a guy long.
Too many women out there
who will ;)

I would'nt blow my smelly schlong.

a bj is what split up Angelina
and Brad.

Brad got a bj in the bathroom
on the set and Angelina found out
about it.

told ya, if you won't do it,
someone else will :)

I get 'em.

Thanks for the chuckle!

Last Edited by closing eyes on 09/20/2011 02:18 PM

oh lawd that brought back memories
this guy asked mefor a bj on our first 'date'
i shoulda kicked his ass out of my house but i didnt
we been married 10 years
he turned out ok

really?

Dude, you should consider bathing.

believe it or not,

some women find it a turn-on,
sweat secretions and the odor
it produces create pheromones
which when smelled by the opposite
sex is like a horny pill.
they can't get enough.

men who work out a lot
or work in physical jobs
find this out.

sweat !!! it drives them wild.

there are even some men's
perfume manufacturers who have
started putting pheromones
into men's perfume just for
that reason :)

case in point about pheromones

[link to love-scent.com]

The only girl I've been with who didn't give good head is bisexual

that may be the exact reason
why she is bi-sexual.

Oh those damn Lebanese.

lmao
thanks for the chuckle

that pretty much tells us
how the first date ended.
good for you and him ;)
best wishes

What?

I had a first bind date with a girl. At the end of the date she asked me if I wanted to have sex. I was like yeah sure. LOL surprised me.

Anyways we played house for awhile but I knew she wasn't a keeper. She sure liked sex though. She had daddy issues. Damn I should have rode her harder!

Still got video and nude picks to this day of her.