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3 days of Darkness: We will DEFINITELY feel it's effects. Explanation for Christians and non-Christians, alike.

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3 days of Darkness: We will DEFINITELY feel it's effects. Explanation for Christians and non-Christians, alike.
Following this description of 3 days of darkness, I have included the 10 plagues of Eqypt and the "logical" explanation for these plagues for those who don't believe in our "fairy-tale" Lord and Savior.

No matter what you believe the effects on those who don't trust the Lord appear to be the same.

Sorry about that.


9. Plague of darkness (חוֹשֶך): Ex. 10:21–29

“ Then the Lord said to Moses, "Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that darkness will spread over Egypt—darkness that can be felt." So Moses stretched out his hand toward the sky, and total darkness covered all Egypt for three days. No one could see anyone else or leave his place for three days.

— Exodus 10:21–23

In the ninth plague, God commanded Moses to stretch his hands up to the sky, to bring darkness upon Egypt. This darkness was so heavy that an Egyptian could physically feel it.

It lasted for three days, during which time there was light in the homes of the Israelites.

Pharaoh then called to Moses and offered to let all the Israelites leave, if only the darkness would be removed from his land.

However, he required that their sheep and cattle stay.

Moses refused, and went on to say that before long, Pharaoh himself would offer to provide animals for sacrifice.

Pharaoh, outraged, then threatened to execute Moses if he should again appear before Pharaoh. Moses replied that he would indeed not visit the Pharaoh again.

This plague was an attack aimed directly at Pharaoh's god Ra, the Egyptian sun god. By introducing the plague of darkness, Moses attempted to demonstrate the clear power of Yahweh; and the folly of worshiping the Egyptian Gods.

Natural explanations

Historians have suggested that the plagues are passed-down accounts of disconnected natural disasters. Natural explanations have been suggested for most of the phenomena:

Plague 1—water turned into blood, fish died

The redness in the Nile could have actually been pollution caused by volcanic activity, specifically that of Santorini, which erupted around 1500 B.C. and whose ash is found in the Nile region.

The silt could make the Nile turn blood red, and would also render it undrinkable. Heavy rains in the red-soiled area of Lake Victoria could have caused reddened water to wash downstream.

Alternatively, a red toxic algal bloom (red tide) could have produced large quantities of toxins that would kill fish. Also, an environmental change, such as a drought, might have turned the water red, following the death of fish.

Plague 2—frogs

Any blight on the water that killed fish also would have caused frogs to leave the river and probably die.

Plagues 3 and 4—biting insects and flies

The lack of frogs in the river would have let insect populations, normally kept in check by the frogs, increase massively.

Plagues 5 and 6—livestock disease and boils

There are biting flies in the region which transmit livestock diseases; a sudden increase in their number could spark epidemics.

Plague 7—fiery hail

Volcanic activity not only brings with it ash, but brimstone, and also alters the weather system, occasionally producing hail. Hail could also have occurred as a completely independent natural weather event, with accompanying lightning as the "fire".

Plague 8—locusts

The weight of hail will destroy most crops, leaving several insects and other animals without a normal food source.

The remaining crops therefore would become targeted heavily, and thus be destroyed by swarms of locusts which would otherwise be distributed rather thinly.

Or the locusts could have increased because of a lack of predators. Even without these explanations, swarms of locusts are not uncommon today.

Plague 9—darkness

There could be several causes for unusual darkness: a solar eclipse, a sandstorm, volcanic ash, or simply swarms of locusts large enough to block out the sun.

Plague 10—death of the firstborn

If the last plague indeed selectively tended to affect the firstborn, it could be due to food polluted during the time of darkness, either by locusts or by the black mold Cladosporium.

When people emerged after the darkness, the firstborn would be given priority, as was usual, and would consequently be more likely to be affected by any toxin or disease carried by the food.

Meanwhile, the Israelites ate food prepared and eaten very quickly which would have made it less likely to be infected.

In the 2006 documentary Exodus Decoded, Jewish Canadian filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici hypothesised the selectiveness of the tenth plague was under the circumstances similar to the 1986 disaster of Lake Nyos that is related to geological activities that caused the previous plagues in a related chain of events.

The hypothesis was that the plagues took place shortly after the eruption of Thera (now known as Santorini), which happened some time between 1550 BCE and 1650 BCE, and recently narrowed to between 1627–1600 BCE, with a 95% probability of accuracy.

Jacobovici however places the eruption in 1500 BCE.

According to the documentary, the eruption sets off a chain of events resulting in the plagues and eventually the killing of the first born.

Jacobovici suggests that the first borns in ancient Egypt had the privilege to sleep close to the floor while other children slept on higher ground or even on roofs. This view, however, is not supported by any archaeological or historical evidence.

As in Lake Nyos, when carbon dioxide or other toxic gases escape the surface tension of a nearby waterbody because of either geological activity or over-saturation, the gas, being heavier than air, "flooded" the nearby area displacing oxygen and killing those who were in its path.

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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

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Can't use logic to defend an illogical set of ideals.
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OH GOD another religious freak and to make it worst its an american the bigest killers in the world today , the usa is the new GERMANY fucking idiotic retard.
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i like this one better


Flouting of church laws, irreverence and immodesty in church, fall in attendance at church.
Lack of charity towards others, heartlessness, indifference, divisions, contentions, godlessness, pride in human knowledge.
Breakdown of family life: immorality, adultery, perversion of youth via the media (e.g. homosexuals giving lectures in schools), immodest fashions (e.g. mini-skirts, bikinis, see-throughs), people concerned only with eating, drinking, dancing and other pleasures.
Civil commotions, contempt for authority, downfall of governments, confusion in high places, corruption, coups d'etat, civil war, revolution. (The first four proximate signs have already come to pass, at least partly; for we are yet to see civil war and revolution in the West. But the sequence of events is not strictly chronological; there is room for some overlapping. Thus, the 5th proximate sign seems to have begun also.)
Floods and droughts, crop failures, unusual weather, tornadoes, earthquakes, tidal waves, famines, epidemics, unknown diseases (e.g. new strains of viruses).


This will take place between the proximate and the immediate signs. It will be a supernatural occurrence.

During the Warning, everyone will be made aware of his/her own sinfulness, and many will wish to die, but the Warning itself will be completely harmless.

The Warning must be viewed as the last act of mercy from God, a final appeal to mankind to do penance before the three days of darkness and the destruction of three-quarters of the human race. At a time when the murder of unborn babies and the sin of Sodom and Lesbos have become respectable and sometimes legal, we should not wonder why God is going to punish mankind.

By that time, war and revolution will have already caused a high deathtoll, and Communism will be victorious, but all this will be as nothing compared with the deathtoll caused by the Three Days.


It will be a bitterly cold winter night in the Northern hemisphere. (Presumably, a very cold summer night in Australia or, by contrast, a torrid night.) The wind will howl and roar. Lightning and thunderbolts of an unprecedented magnitude will strike the earth. The whole earth will shake, heavenly bodies will be disturbed – (this will be the beginning of the Three Days). Every Demon, every evil spirit will be released from hell and allowed to roam the earth. Terrifying apparitions will take place. Many will die from sheer fright. Fire will rain forth from the sky, all large cities will be destroyed, poisonous gases will fill the air, cries and lamentations everywhere. The unbelievers will burn in the open like withered grass. The entire earth will be afflicted; it will look like a huge graveyard.

As soon as you notice that bitterly cold night, go indoors, lock all doors and windows, pull down the blinds, stick adhesive paper on vents and around windows and doors. Do not answer calls from outside, do not look at the windows, or you will die on the spot: keep your eyes down to make sure you do not see the windows; the Wrath of God is mighty and no one should attempt to behold it. Light blessed wax candles; nothing else will burn, but the candles will not be extinguished once lit. Nothing will put them out in the houses of the faithful, but they will not burn in the houses of the godless. Sprinkle holy water about the house and especially in the vicinity of doors and windows: the devils fear holy water. Bless yourself with it and anoint your five senses with it: eyes, ears, nose, mouth, hands, feet, and forehead. Keep on hand a sufficient supply of drinking water and, if possible, food also (but you can live without food for three days.) Kneel down and pray incessantly with outstretched arms, or prostrate on the floor. Make acts of contrition, faith, hope, and charity. Above all say the Rosary and meditate on the Sorrowful mysteries.

Some people, especially children, will be taken up to Heaven beforehand to spare them the horror of these days. People caught outdoors will die instantly. Three-quarters of the human race will be exterminated, – more men than women. No one will escape the terror of these days."

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This seems like compleate bullshit. I guess i'lljust die off with the other 3/4 of the population. Oh yea one more thing. This is just gonna get more fucking americans riled up with boguus bullshit. Without athiests, and christians ourselves. You wouldn't have NOBEL PEACE PRIZE winners. Suck it hoes.

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Hi Miggy! Thanks for your listing of possible explanations for the Plagues of Egypt. But no matter how "scientific" the explanations may be, they are balanced by the knowledge that God USES "natural" occurrences to underline and fulfill His counsel and commandments.

Hope the New Year is going well for you. hf bump
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