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OK, so i'm new to GLP and need some help with the lingo on here!!!

 
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OK, so i'm new to GLP and need some help with the lingo on here!!!
Hi everyone, gotta admit this GLP stuff is pretty damn addictive. I've been on this thing WAY too much, but I cant help it!! I've been waiting for my confirmation e-mail and still have'nt got one. oh well, anyway.. I've noticed there is a lot of lingo and abbreviations used on here that I am unaware of thier meaning. I'm sure some butt hole will tell me to research it, but I figured I'd try this first.

1. Ok what the hells up with the "BUMP" sign, and bump this bump that???

2. Pinned??? huh..?

3. "karma for you, no karma for you." WHAT???

4. TPTB...?

5. "SHILL" ??? ummm, no clue.

6. What's up with the whole "UNCLE" thing???

7. What the heck is a TERRAL03

8. and I don't know if they have a name, but the folks who get on GLP just to speak down and negativly to forum posters, should be called ASS-TARDS!!!

Alright, well guess that's about all I got for now.. thanks guys for any clearing up on the matter, now... COMENCE THE ASS-TARDS!!!

LOL
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My uncle just called me to let me know that you are here shilling for TPTB, no kharma for you, and this will never get pinned.
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My uncle just called me to let me know that you are here shilling for TPTB, no kharma for you, and this will never get pinned.
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And your uncle is TERRAL03 ?
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My uncle just called me to let me know that you are here shilling for TPTB, no kharma for you, and this will never get pinned.
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And your uncle is TERRAL03 ?
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You know, asking questions about that user will get you back-traced and then consequences will never be the same. tounge
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See the glossary:


11:11 - Constantly see this number on clocks- a call to arms for Lightworkers.

2012: International Jubilee Year for Doomtards

3:33 _many on GLP have woken up for several mornings in a row at exactly this time or constantly see it on clocks.

A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AC - Annonomous Coward - Someone who posts without signing in.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.


backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

Batshit crazy - (a) a complete nut (b) see Zetatard

Bloked: in reference to the poster Aussie Bloke; one of the greatest posters, a GLP legend ,to ever post the most imaginative string along doom thread. We've been 'bloked' means we've been fooled.

Bug Out Bag: stuff you'll need while getting out of dodge.

Burisch It"- to drawout a topic into a never ending stream of opinion, to throw everything into the topic mix, til it becomes a throughly tangled, headache producing, web of bullshit. It was excruciatingly long.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

Brian Moran - Picture of the guy where we got the word Moran.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.


CAPSLOCK - ANOTHER WAY TO GET YOUR THREAD NOTICED OT TO BE PERCIEVED AS TELLING!


CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

Chemshill - A Shill devoted to shooting down any notion that Chemtrails are anything but exhaust from airplanes and go to great lengths to do so.

debunk: to prove an idea or theory wrong, usually with a motive

debunkers: people who attempt prove a topic wrong by posting fact, often with nefarios intent.



Dogeater- See Zetatard - Followers of Zetas who believe they should Kill their pets to keep them from the coming Pole Shift

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

"dunbass", dunbass - Dumbass typos


Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.


False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

FOS - Full of Shit



Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition


GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

Grammar Police - Someone who corrects everyone's Grammar including MORAN.



Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]


Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.



Jupiter ignition - Theory that Jupiter's atmosphere will ignite in a ball of flame.



Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

Karmapin: a pin for those who can't get one otherwise, so must resort to the purchase of said pin. see, karma.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!



KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

Lightworker - Someone who was sent to make the world a better place. the Good, the White"



Maussan - Mexican UFO merchant



Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)



NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A
Straight Answer

Nucular - Bushism for Nuclear



Obammy: Appelation ascribed to our current POTUS

OMFG! - Oh My Fucking God!

OP - Original Poster


Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Pollshift - Magnetic - not so bad - Physical - 300 MPH winds, Extinction Level Event.

POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.


Put on your adult diapers and prepare to vomit with fear - Awesome phrase for when TSHTF.

R U Mad: Phrase used to further annoy someone already known to be angry.


Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

sheeple = sheep people

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

Space Command: Parallel & secret space program from the military, with advanced technology of presumed alien origin, and much more evolved than the public stuff from the NASA.


*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Them or They (without context): Illuminati or secret societies of a concerted effort; see globalists, liberals and madmen

^^^THIS - Following a quotation of a former posting used to express agreement with former made statement

THIS: when something is so damn well said you know you cannot reiterate it's excellence with any other reply.

There, Their, They're: 3 different versions of the same word


Time traveller: Sort of troll with specific literary skills and some amount of imagination.

Titor - Time traveller extraorinaire


Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.

TSB = Typical Shill Behaviour

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

U Mad Bro, - Making someone even madder by using this phrase.

Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

WTF: Contemporain version of classic expression "Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?"

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.

Zetatard - see batshit crazy

Zombie Avatar Incident.... the day when suddenly all, or most all GLP avatars, were converted into Zombies
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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BTW: Check your 'Junk Mail' folder for the confirmation e-mail. Hopefully you were accepted and can join us.
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Re: OK, so i'm new to GLP and need some help with the lingo on here!!!
Hi everyone, gotta admit this GLP stuff is pretty damn addictive. I've been on this thing WAY too much, but I cant help it!! I've been waiting for my confirmation e-mail and still have'nt got one. oh well, anyway.. I've noticed there is a lot of lingo and abbreviations used on here that I am unaware of thier meaning. I'm sure some butt hole will tell me to research it, but I figured I'd try this first.

1. Ok what the hells up with the "BUMP" sign, and bump this bump that???

2. Pinned??? huh..?

3. "karma for you, no karma for you." WHAT???

4. TPTB...?

5. "SHILL" ??? ummm, no clue.

6. What's up with the whole "UNCLE" thing???

7. What the heck is a TERRAL03

8. and I don't know if they have a name, but the folks who get on GLP just to speak down and negativly to forum posters, should be called ASS-TARDS!!!

Alright, well guess that's about all I got for now.. thanks guys for any clearing up on the matter, now... COMENCE THE ASS-TARDS!!!

LOL
 Quoting: what tard am I?? 1674818


1. If you have an agenda to push you post crap, dull, uninteresting threads and then reply to your own post thereby 'bumping' up the page, IE russ, djj, any jebus humping moron

2. 'pins' are posts with actual meaning and content instead of 'jebus wants your babies' and '98% of people walk around with dirty arses'

HOWEVER, green pins are member pins and are shit and should be ignored.

3. GLP and paying members can give karma points for reporting naughty threads or posters or to posters that share their psychosis. Karma can then be used to 'green' pin shit threads and annoy everyone else.

4. TPTB 'the powers that be', 'the man', etc

5. Shill is a poster that doesn't think you're really god or disagree's with your perfectly sane & reasonable point of view and therefore is paid by the government to post replies disagreeing with you.

6. EVERY piece of world altering, top secret information EVER heard in the history of the world started when someone's uncle told them a secret.

7. Terral03 is a genuine freedom fighter or government paid dis-info agent who posts videos on youtube about the end of the world, depending on your point of view.

8. whatever, asshat did the rounds a while back.
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they got another one scareduhohtissue
A pissed off American veteran!
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Re: OK, so i'm new to GLP and need some help with the lingo on here!!!
Hi everyone, gotta admit this GLP stuff is pretty damn addictive. I've been on this thing WAY too much, but I cant help it!! I've been waiting for my confirmation e-mail and still have'nt got one. oh well, anyway.. I've noticed there is a lot of lingo and abbreviations used on here that I am unaware of thier meaning. I'm sure some butt hole will tell me to research it, but I figured I'd try this first.

1. Ok what the hells up with the "BUMP" sign, and bump this bump that???

2. Pinned??? huh..?

3. "karma for you, no karma for you." WHAT???

4. TPTB...?

5. "SHILL" ??? ummm, no clue.

6. What's up with the whole "UNCLE" thing???

7. What the heck is a TERRAL03

8. and I don't know if they have a name, but the folks who get on GLP just to speak down and negativly to forum posters, should be called ASS-TARDS!!!

Alright, well guess that's about all I got for now.. thanks guys for any clearing up on the matter, now... COMENCE THE ASS-TARDS!!!

LOL
 Quoting: what tard am I?? 1674818


1. If you have an agenda to push you post crap, dull, uninteresting threads and then reply to your own post thereby 'bumping' up the page, IE russ, djj, any jebus humping moron

2. 'pins' are posts with actual meaning and content instead of 'jebus wants your babies' and '98% of people walk around with dirty arses'

HOWEVER, green pins are member pins and are shit and should be ignored.

3. GLP and paying members can give karma points for reporting naughty threads or posters or to posters that share their psychosis. Karma can then be used to 'green' pin shit threads and annoy everyone else.

4. TPTB 'the powers that be', 'the man', etc

5. Shill is a poster that doesn't think you're really god or disagree's with your perfectly sane & reasonable point of view and therefore is paid by the government to post replies disagreeing with you.

6. EVERY piece of world altering, top secret information EVER heard in the history of the world started when someone's uncle told them a secret.

7. Terral03 is a genuine freedom fighter or government paid dis-info agent who posts videos on youtube about the end of the world, depending on your point of view.

8. whatever, asshat did the rounds a while back.
 Quoting: aloy3313 1659452


Well damn!! AWESOME!! Thanks Aloy!
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You forgot to explain 'refreshtard' to the n00b Moran....
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My uncle just called me to let me know that you are here shilling for TPTB, no kharma for you, and this will never get pinned.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Clever clever!! I like it. Thanks, and I found the e-mail in junk folder like you said!!
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See the glossary:


11:11 - Constantly see this number on clocks- a call to arms for Lightworkers.

2012: International Jubilee Year for Doomtards

3:33 _many on GLP have woken up for several mornings in a row at exactly this time or constantly see it on clocks.

A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AC - Annonomous Coward - Someone who posts without signing in.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.


backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

Batshit crazy - (a) a complete nut (b) see Zetatard

Bloked: in reference to the poster Aussie Bloke; one of the greatest posters, a GLP legend ,to ever post the most imaginative string along doom thread. We've been 'bloked' means we've been fooled.

Bug Out Bag: stuff you'll need while getting out of dodge.

Burisch It"- to drawout a topic into a never ending stream of opinion, to throw everything into the topic mix, til it becomes a throughly tangled, headache producing, web of bullshit. It was excruciatingly long.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

Brian Moran - Picture of the guy where we got the word Moran.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.


CAPSLOCK - ANOTHER WAY TO GET YOUR THREAD NOTICED OT TO BE PERCIEVED AS TELLING!


CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

Chemshill - A Shill devoted to shooting down any notion that Chemtrails are anything but exhaust from airplanes and go to great lengths to do so.

debunk: to prove an idea or theory wrong, usually with a motive

debunkers: people who attempt prove a topic wrong by posting fact, often with nefarios intent.



Dogeater- See Zetatard - Followers of Zetas who believe they should Kill their pets to keep them from the coming Pole Shift

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

"dunbass", dunbass - Dumbass typos


Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.


False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

FOS - Full of Shit



Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition


GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

Grammar Police - Someone who corrects everyone's Grammar including MORAN.



Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]


Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.



Jupiter ignition - Theory that Jupiter's atmosphere will ignite in a ball of flame.



Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

Karmapin: a pin for those who can't get one otherwise, so must resort to the purchase of said pin. see, karma.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!



KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

Lightworker - Someone who was sent to make the world a better place. the Good, the White"



Maussan - Mexican UFO merchant



Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)



NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A
Straight Answer

Nucular - Bushism for Nuclear



Obammy: Appelation ascribed to our current POTUS

OMFG! - Oh My Fucking God!

OP - Original Poster


Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Pollshift - Magnetic - not so bad - Physical - 300 MPH winds, Extinction Level Event.

POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.


Put on your adult diapers and prepare to vomit with fear - Awesome phrase for when TSHTF.

R U Mad: Phrase used to further annoy someone already known to be angry.


Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

sheeple = sheep people

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

Space Command: Parallel & secret space program from the military, with advanced technology of presumed alien origin, and much more evolved than the public stuff from the NASA.


*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Them or They (without context): Illuminati or secret societies of a concerted effort; see globalists, liberals and madmen

^^^THIS - Following a quotation of a former posting used to express agreement with former made statement

THIS: when something is so damn well said you know you cannot reiterate it's excellence with any other reply.

There, Their, They're: 3 different versions of the same word


Time traveller: Sort of troll with specific literary skills and some amount of imagination.

Titor - Time traveller extraorinaire


Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.

TSB = Typical Shill Behaviour

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

U Mad Bro, - Making someone even madder by using this phrase.

Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

WTF: Contemporain version of classic expression "Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?"

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.

Zetatard - see batshit crazy

Zombie Avatar Incident.... the day when suddenly all, or most all GLP avatars, were converted into Zombies
 Quoting: Face Palmer


RON PAUL - Fringe lunatic hoping water will burn
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You forgot to explain 'refreshtard' to the n00b Moran....
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sorry,

'refreshtard' is someone on the dole (social security) who normally has nothing to do, as they have had their daily wank already and sit hitting refresh on page 1 all day for their doom fix.
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Ur a moran opie.
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See the glossary:


11:11 - Constantly see this number on clocks- a call to arms for Lightworkers.

2012: International Jubilee Year for Doomtards

3:33 _many on GLP have woken up for several mornings in a row at exactly this time or constantly see it on clocks.

A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AC - Annonomous Coward - Someone who posts without signing in.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.


backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

Batshit crazy - (a) a complete nut (b) see Zetatard

Bloked: in reference to the poster Aussie Bloke; one of the greatest posters, a GLP legend ,to ever post the most imaginative string along doom thread. We've been 'bloked' means we've been fooled.

Bug Out Bag: stuff you'll need while getting out of dodge.

Burisch It"- to drawout a topic into a never ending stream of opinion, to throw everything into the topic mix, til it becomes a throughly tangled, headache producing, web of bullshit. It was excruciatingly long.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

Brian Moran - Picture of the guy where we got the word Moran.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.


CAPSLOCK - ANOTHER WAY TO GET YOUR THREAD NOTICED OT TO BE PERCIEVED AS TELLING!


CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

Chemshill - A Shill devoted to shooting down any notion that Chemtrails are anything but exhaust from airplanes and go to great lengths to do so.

debunk: to prove an idea or theory wrong, usually with a motive

debunkers: people who attempt prove a topic wrong by posting fact, often with nefarios intent.



Dogeater- See Zetatard - Followers of Zetas who believe they should Kill their pets to keep them from the coming Pole Shift

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

"dunbass", dunbass - Dumbass typos


Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.


False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

FOS - Full of Shit



Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition


GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

Grammar Police - Someone who corrects everyone's Grammar including MORAN.



Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]


Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.



Jupiter ignition - Theory that Jupiter's atmosphere will ignite in a ball of flame.



Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

Karmapin: a pin for those who can't get one otherwise, so must resort to the purchase of said pin. see, karma.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!



KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

Lightworker - Someone who was sent to make the world a better place. the Good, the White"



Maussan - Mexican UFO merchant



Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)



NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A
Straight Answer

Nucular - Bushism for Nuclear



Obammy: Appelation ascribed to our current POTUS

OMFG! - Oh My Fucking God!

OP - Original Poster


Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Pollshift - Magnetic - not so bad - Physical - 300 MPH winds, Extinction Level Event.

POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.


Put on your adult diapers and prepare to vomit with fear - Awesome phrase for when TSHTF.

R U Mad: Phrase used to further annoy someone already known to be angry.


Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

sheeple = sheep people

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

Space Command: Parallel & secret space program from the military, with advanced technology of presumed alien origin, and much more evolved than the public stuff from the NASA.


*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Them or They (without context): Illuminati or secret societies of a concerted effort; see globalists, liberals and madmen

^^^THIS - Following a quotation of a former posting used to express agreement with former made statement

THIS: when something is so damn well said you know you cannot reiterate it's excellence with any other reply.

There, Their, They're: 3 different versions of the same word


Time traveller: Sort of troll with specific literary skills and some amount of imagination.

Titor - Time traveller extraorinaire


Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.

TSB = Typical Shill Behaviour

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

U Mad Bro, - Making someone even madder by using this phrase.

Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

WTF: Contemporain version of classic expression "Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?"

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.

Zetatard - see batshit crazy

Zombie Avatar Incident.... the day when suddenly all, or most all GLP avatars, were converted into Zombies
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Great list!
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11:11 - Constantly see this number on clocks- a call to arms for Lightworkers.

2012: International Jubilee Year for Doomtards

3:33 _many on GLP have woken up for several mornings in a row at exactly this time or constantly see it on clocks.

A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AC - Annonomous Coward - Someone who posts without signing in.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.


backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

Batshit crazy - (a) a complete nut (b) see Zetatard

Bloked: in reference to the poster Aussie Bloke; one of the greatest posters, a GLP legend ,to ever post the most imaginative string along doom thread. We've been 'bloked' means we've been fooled.

Bug Out Bag: stuff you'll need while getting out of dodge.

Burisch It"- to drawout a topic into a never ending stream of opinion, to throw everything into the topic mix, til it becomes a throughly tangled, headache producing, web of bullshit. It was excruciatingly long.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

Brian Moran - Picture of the guy where we got the word Moran.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.


CAPSLOCK - ANOTHER WAY TO GET YOUR THREAD NOTICED OT TO BE PERCIEVED AS TELLING!


CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

Chemshill - A Shill devoted to shooting down any notion that Chemtrails are anything but exhaust from airplanes and go to great lengths to do so.

debunk: to prove an idea or theory wrong, usually with a motive

debunkers: people who attempt prove a topic wrong by posting fact, often with nefarios intent.



Dogeater- See Zetatard - Followers of Zetas who believe they should Kill their pets to keep them from the coming Pole Shift

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

"dunbass", dunbass - Dumbass typos


Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.


False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

FOS - Full of Shit



Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition


GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

Grammar Police - Someone who corrects everyone's Grammar including MORAN.



Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]


Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.



Jupiter ignition - Theory that Jupiter's atmosphere will ignite in a ball of flame.



Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

Karmapin: a pin for those who can't get one otherwise, so must resort to the purchase of said pin. see, karma.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!



KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

Lightworker - Someone who was sent to make the world a better place. the Good, the White"



Maussan - Mexican UFO merchant



Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)



NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A
Straight Answer

Nucular - Bushism for Nuclear



Obammy: Appelation ascribed to our current POTUS

OMFG! - Oh My Fucking God!

OP - Original Poster


Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Pollshift - Magnetic - not so bad - Physical - 300 MPH winds, Extinction Level Event.

POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.


Put on your adult diapers and prepare to vomit with fear - Awesome phrase for when TSHTF.

R U Mad: Phrase used to further annoy someone already known to be angry.


Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

sheeple = sheep people

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

Space Command: Parallel & secret space program from the military, with advanced technology of presumed alien origin, and much more evolved than the public stuff from the NASA.


*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Them or They (without context): Illuminati or secret societies of a concerted effort; see globalists, liberals and madmen

^^^THIS - Following a quotation of a former posting used to express agreement with former made statement

THIS: when something is so damn well said you know you cannot reiterate it's excellence with any other reply.

There, Their, They're: 3 different versions of the same word


Time traveller: Sort of troll with specific literary skills and some amount of imagination.

Titor - Time traveller extraorinaire


Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.

TSB = Typical Shill Behaviour

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

U Mad Bro, - Making someone even madder by using this phrase.

Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

WTF: Contemporain version of classic expression "Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?"

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.

Zetatard - see batshit crazy

Zombie Avatar Incident.... the day when suddenly all, or most all GLP avatars, were converted into Zombies
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Great list!
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You forgot to explain 'refreshtard' to the n00b Moran....
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sorry,

'refreshtard' is someone on the dole (social security) who normally has nothing to do, as they have had their daily wank already and sit hitting refresh on page 1 all day for their doom fix.
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Perfect. !!
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See the glossary:


backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

 Quoting: Face Palmer


lulz you are incorrect.

backtraced came courtesy of Jessie Slaughter's father due to 4chan trolls.

learn2history
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BANE HIM !

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BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

 Quoting: Face Palmer



One of my All-Time Favorites!




Here's a few more:


City of the Doomed:
Manhattan when the SHTF.


SHTF:
:shtf:


One-Star Bandit:
(We're still looking for them.) The One who needs be baned!
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HAHAHA.. alright alright, no banning yet!! But I got my account up and running now, thanks guys! Can I go play with DOOM now??? LOL
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.!
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Hey, where is "Panic Sex" on that list?

Panic Sex- for when TSHTF and you want to grab one last one before the DOOM hits.
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Oh yeah, and "Bump" (either by typing the word or using the gif) is a way to keep the thread on the first page because many people only hit refresh in the first page and the thread with get lost.
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Have fun in the mad house.

Thread: GLP glossary.
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woo-woos:
People who do this: :ohno:, this:ahhh:, this: hiding, this::uhoh:, this::woohoo:, or this tiemunch when sfan


Sheep:
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See the glossary:


11:11 - Constantly see this number on clocks- a call to arms for Lightworkers.

2012: International Jubilee Year for Doomtards

3:33 _many on GLP have woken up for several mornings in a row at exactly this time or constantly see it on clocks.

A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AC - Annonomous Coward - Someone who posts without signing in.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.


backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

Batshit crazy - (a) a complete nut (b) see Zetatard

Bloked: in reference to the poster Aussie Bloke; one of the greatest posters, a GLP legend ,to ever post the most imaginative string along doom thread. We've been 'bloked' means we've been fooled.

Bug Out Bag: stuff you'll need while getting out of dodge.

Burisch It"- to drawout a topic into a never ending stream of opinion, to throw everything into the topic mix, til it becomes a throughly tangled, headache producing, web of bullshit. It was excruciatingly long.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

Brian Moran - Picture of the guy where we got the word Moran.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.


CAPSLOCK - ANOTHER WAY TO GET YOUR THREAD NOTICED OT TO BE PERCIEVED AS TELLING!


CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

Chemshill - A Shill devoted to shooting down any notion that Chemtrails are anything but exhaust from airplanes and go to great lengths to do so.

debunk: to prove an idea or theory wrong, usually with a motive

debunkers: people who attempt prove a topic wrong by posting fact, often with nefarios intent.



Dogeater- See Zetatard - Followers of Zetas who believe they should Kill their pets to keep them from the coming Pole Shift

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

"dunbass", dunbass - Dumbass typos


Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.


False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

FOS - Full of Shit



Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition


GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

Grammar Police - Someone who corrects everyone's Grammar including MORAN.



Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]


Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.



Jupiter ignition - Theory that Jupiter's atmosphere will ignite in a ball of flame.



Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

Karmapin: a pin for those who can't get one otherwise, so must resort to the purchase of said pin. see, karma.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!



KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

Lightworker - Someone who was sent to make the world a better place. the Good, the White"



Maussan - Mexican UFO merchant



Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)



NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A
Straight Answer

Nucular - Bushism for Nuclear



Obammy: Appelation ascribed to our current POTUS

OMFG! - Oh My Fucking God!

OP - Original Poster


Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Pollshift - Magnetic - not so bad - Physical - 300 MPH winds, Extinction Level Event.

POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.


Put on your adult diapers and prepare to vomit with fear - Awesome phrase for when TSHTF.

R U Mad: Phrase used to further annoy someone already known to be angry.


Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

sheeple = sheep people

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

Space Command: Parallel & secret space program from the military, with advanced technology of presumed alien origin, and much more evolved than the public stuff from the NASA.


*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Them or They (without context): Illuminati or secret societies of a concerted effort; see globalists, liberals and madmen

^^^THIS - Following a quotation of a former posting used to express agreement with former made statement

THIS: when something is so damn well said you know you cannot reiterate it's excellence with any other reply.

There, Their, They're: 3 different versions of the same word


Time traveller: Sort of troll with specific literary skills and some amount of imagination.

Titor - Time traveller extraorinaire


Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.

TSB = Typical Shill Behaviour

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

U Mad Bro, - Making someone even madder by using this phrase.

Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

WTF: Contemporain version of classic expression "Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?"

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.

Zetatard - see batshit crazy

Zombie Avatar Incident.... the day when suddenly all, or most all GLP avatars, were converted into Zombies
 Quoting: Face Palmer


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