September the 23rd, Volcano day?

Possible volcanic eruption?
Everybody here is talking about the three days of darkness, yet nobody has suggested the idea of a possible volcanic eruption?
What puts this idea into my head. Well somebody I know was getting worked up about the Alaskan volcano that is currently erupting so I started to follow that story. Following it, I hear about Mount Tambora rumbling with small earthquakes, but geologists aren't being worried. So its either a coincidence or something is exciting the earth.
Every so often I check these forums, so I started reading posts about an impending blackout tomorrow (23rd). I don't know where this idea or the specific date comes from, but the impending blackout story would coincide with a major volcanic eruption, due to the ash and sulpher in the atmostphere.
I see posts about the senate having a holiday, and Obama going to denver where there is a military training exercise, alot of you think that they're geting ready for something more. Well, I'm British so I don't know American geography that well, but I looked at a map and saw where Denver was, just south of Yellowstone National Park. If Yellowstone did erupt, it is just outside the major destructive fallout, but just close enough to mount a rapid response to there. Also, Washington DC is right in the path of ash clouds being carried in the jet streams above America, so it would make sense to be south of the eruption, away from the capital.
Other things I've noticed, following twitter I've seen an increase of Volcano disater movies been shown on tv (well people talking about watching them). There are scientists talking about hypothetically spraying sulpher in the air to reflect black solar rays to decrease global warming. On that note, we all get worked up on the ice caps melting as a result from global warming, but what is global warming doing to the rest of the earth. I'm not a scientist, but the energy must be going somewhere. Could it possibly be building up the pressure below us, building up that stored energy caused by global warming. Until something goes explosive on us.
There are also a few stories cropping up about a hypothetical situation about the Iclandic volcanos, what would happen if one of those go.

If you want to go conspiracy crazy (the above statement isn't conspiracy, just a hypothetical sitatuation that might possibly happen and looks more likely with information dug up). What about thinking the national credit crisis and people pulling all their money out of the stock markets, why are they pulling their money out. If you think about it, if they pull their money out, its going to get crippled by inflation and will be worth less if they put their money back in. What are they doing with all the money thats being pulled out. Underground bunkers and supplies will cost alot of money don't you think? Obama has been reluctant to inrease taxes and decrease spening, the only realistic was to cut any deficit or credit problem his country has, why would he be so reluctant to trying these measures? Maybe given up and doesn't care?
The UARS satellite is falling. Now NASA and crew are rocket scientists, how is it they can't find out exactly where its landing, and they're unsure. Maybe they do know where its going to land and are getting ready. Amatuers estimate that its going to land near indonesea right where there are more than a few volcanos (even Mount Tambora). Now this wouldn't explain whats going on in Denver. Maybe they think one eruption might trigger other global events. I don't know why they wouldn't try shooting it out of the sky tho, unless they want it to happen. Events like this and earthquakes and such is very profitable for the right people.
I'm trying to avoid sounding like a conspiracist, but the USGS is the authority in goegraphical events. This IS something that the United States could cover up.

On the same note, a question, what sort of gask mask would protect me from ash fallout? Its one thing in my emergency kit that I don't have. What good advice would Godlikeproductions give me in my purchase?