olaf's globall finaancial website...ehm - [updaated dailly].

...sauer patatos chips , sauer frozen pizzas and no steam magnetron oven combi instead of gas...

And omfugingg they keep it for who....

Looks like chinese drinking fish milk as main drink.

Hi im chinese we blew up fukushima and am now going to save everyone who doesnt live there ?

You have a combi! WOW, i haven't seen one of those in years.

Really? The squid milk is better for you.

The horse went down to drink from the well. A monkey jumped out and said "33".

Due to peanuts, I guess. What is that fairytale about the moon anyway? Just a warlord in a pristine iron bed, or with sandals on and a raven under his hat?

But ehm.. why wonder? Wasn't that capsule an obvious birth mark on jelly corpses? Just like the neon fortune they wanted to sell five minutes after sunset during ramadan?

They jelly are innocent. The peanut butter squid are the bad ones. They steal money from children to give to the Loch Ness monster.

...no just pants and a pink tshirt.

Sometimes when I piss the pain is thunder!

THE KEISER REPORT—I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS!:-

Hi, Max and Stacy! I recently started watching your show and, I HAVE to say: I am impressed!!!!!
Wow!, I never knew you two were THAT good! You both tell it like it is. I know, I've been doing this (truthin') since the '90s and recognise a truther/s when I see one/two!
I love your hilarious, yet VERY informative, reports at the top of each show, and have also been AMAZED at your consistent ability to, somehow, always manage to find guests with such great experience and expertise in the world of finance and at exposing all of the political/financial intrigue that now besets our crazy world.

YOU-TWO DESERVE SOME KIND OF HONOUR—YOU REALLY DO!

Max, Stacey, PLEASE keep doing the show! Tell RT that you're being watched "over here", too!!!

Finally, so sorry for all the idiotic nonsense that my friend in the 'Never-Never-Lands' keeps posting each and every day. Please feel free to NEVER have HIM on as a guest!!!!!!!

ha!ha!ha!ha!!!! your puny effort;s wont stop me!

i deny you access to level 42, after teht insults about farther christmas

he dosen;t looks liike a farther in taht more fat for college outfiit and stayiing ther wiith a "i can;t even speek for free" exspresion.

ha!ha!ha!!!!!

:OMG: Don't!!!!!! :talk:

ha!ha!ha!ha!!!!! stop it already!

ol@f 10—0 U.S.A.

What? I prefer to be in the nude when I post on GLP.

Sometimes when I piss the seagulls sing of beauty of Lemuria.

OP, can you confirm or deny that olaf is the brother of the Nobody??

The spoken whale language has not been heard for many years. olaf heard it as a child, at least that is what his grandmother told me.

No, when Olaf's mother was pregnant with him, she dreamed the dream of the four horses.

he;s realated to a lot of very famos people but i told teht person laast night after closing GLP for teh niight, taht i cannnot tell him

even big tiime celebs such as yoorself, mr worldwide,

soooo sorry about ol@f;s top secret;s

he dosen waant anyone to know who he family;s wiith or eats wiith or watches stupor bowl wiith.

everything else is ok, though

exsept familly—most of whiich are in space, aanywaay.

ha!ha!ha!ha!!!!!

The number of people in this thread that can speak "olaf" is terrifying.

Dimensional shift axiom mass moves faster outside our atmosphere than inside our atmosphere from our perspective.

ha!ha!ha!ha!!!!!! more pics from olaf;s familly album!!!

i tiink olaf once rode tihs animall to teh sea, and then it ekscaped and went baake to germaany for chriistmas

...0—^== olaf dosn;t do baad thiings to animals though.

How is the kitty? Burning the doorway again, or opening?

ehm, she;s sweet with a little mid-life crisis

What about Richard III...how does that change their plans?

Your neighbor can loan you his cell phone for photos....or it didn't happen.