Tasmania, the best doom getaway in the world.

I did not see your house, do you live in that cave on the beach.

Yep and loving it. Tasmania 500,000 people in an area the size of Washington State, Cleanest air and water in the world. 99% renewable hydro electric and we produce 20 times more food than we eat. Dam pretty too!

Um, You have to be nuts.

You think it took A LOT of radiation to make those freaks of nature in Australia, New Zealand and Tazmania!


DUCK BILLED PLATAPUSES!!!

You might survive, but you will have 4 asses afterwards.

Most of the worlds radiation is floating about in the northern hemisphere, so good luck with that.

Solar radiation from either when the poles reverse, Nibiru's influence causes the sun to spasm, etc.

Seems the major alignment dates are when Earth's butt is pointed towards the sun.

Yep - until a tsunami comes acrossthe sea from NZ

Already picked out my spot near Cradle Mountain, Will set the net to catch any passing Kiwi's

Amanda Palmer shares your fondness for Tasmania, and enthusiastically promotes the Natural State.
Her video suggests another great doom getaway spot, albeit more conducive to short-term visits than permanent relocation.

[link to youtu.be]
(6 second snippet of video; if you're amused and unoffended, replay the whole thing)

Doesn't Chopper Read live in Tasmania?

Yeah was nice until Gunn's started spraying everybody, highest rate of cancer in the world!

I'm moving in. Got a spare room? My missus is making me sell my car to buy a boat and I don't think it's fair.

...Magnificent...but do the locals still practice canalbalism...?