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I am from the future. Ask me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward
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I am from the future. Ask me a question.
I come from the future. I am here to tell y'all to quit fighting each other.

There will be wars in your future.

There will be earthquakes and tsunamis.

Telephone poles will fall.

Don't ask me about dates and times because it doesn't matter and/or the time line continium shift may make my predicttions be off by a little. (Anywhere from 1 day to several years)

I am telling you now so that when these things happen you will believe me.
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09/23/2011 09:40 PM
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I come from the future. I am here to tell y'all to quit fighting each other.

There will be wars in your future.

There will be earthquakes and tsunamis.

Telephone poles will fall.

Don't ask me about dates and times because it doesn't matter and/or the time line continium shift may make my predicttions be off by a little. (Anywhere from 1 day to several years)

I am telling you now so that when these things happen you will believe me.
 Quoting: Tuko


Why the fuck are you coming to this time?
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09/23/2011 09:43 PM
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Re: I am from the future. Ask me a question.
What will be the winning lottery numbers for my state [Massholechusetts] for the coming week?
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09/23/2011 09:45 PM
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Who will be the next prez?
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What will be the winning lottery numbers for my state [Massholechusetts] for the coming week?
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Same, but the UK National Lottery.
Or, you could go back a day and give me the Euromillions before they happen.
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09/23/2011 10:09 PM
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What will be the winning lottery numbers for my state [Massholechusetts] for the coming week?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554566


9-13-27-44-48-50

You owe me 50%

But since I am from the future I know that you don't pay me ...so fuck you.
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09/23/2011 10:15 PM
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As for you one star asshole, I knew you would do that because I am from the future.
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09/23/2011 10:16 PM

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Do you dress like a UPS driver too?

Thread: Hello Time Travelers!
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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09/23/2011 10:19 PM
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Does this thread get pinned??
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09/23/2011 10:20 PM
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Does this thread get pinned??
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


scared
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09/23/2011 10:24 PM
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Shin this pit.

I'm serious guys.

I AM FROM THE FUTURE.
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09/23/2011 10:26 PM
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what year OP?
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09/23/2011 10:27 PM
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I want Power Ball and Mega Million numbers. I would also like to know when and where this damn satellite is going to land.

Oh and can you look up my obituary, I would really like to know when I died and who all came to my funeral, or if it even made the paper Thanks ;-)

Last Edited by Nisa on 09/23/2011 10:28 PM
Knowledge is Power, Truth is Key.
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09/23/2011 10:29 PM
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what year OP?
 Quoting: JustAnotherExperience


What year?

Are you kidding me?

I SAID THE FUTURE!

F-U-T-U-R-E.

Do you read me now?

BTW I knew you would ask that.
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09/23/2011 10:31 PM
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what year OP?
 Quoting: JustAnotherExperience


What year?

Are you kidding me?

I SAID THE FUTURE!

F-U-T-U-R-E.

Do you read me now?

BTW I knew you would ask that.
 Quoting: Tuko


Alright moran, don't get butthurt
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Do you dress like a UPS driver too?

Thread: Hello Time Travelers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder

I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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09/23/2011 10:33 PM
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what year OP?
 Quoting: JustAnotherExperience


What year?

Are you kidding me?

I SAID THE FUTURE!

F-U-T-U-R-E.

Do you read me now?

BTW I knew you would ask that.
 Quoting: Tuko


Alright moran, don't get butthurt
 Quoting: JustAnotherExperience


I assume by his avatar he is wearing a ass-hat, so his butthurt may be safe..
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09/23/2011 10:33 PM

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Shin this pit.

I'm serious guys.

I AM FROM THE FUTURE.
 Quoting: Tuko


Yeah, seriously deranged.
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

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09/23/2011 10:36 PM
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what year OP?
 Quoting: JustAnotherExperience


What year?

Are you kidding me?

I SAID THE FUTURE!

F-U-T-U-R-E.

Do you read me now?

BTW I knew you would ask that.
 Quoting: Tuko


Alright moran, don't get butthurt
 Quoting: JustAnotherExperience


I assume by his avatar he is wearing a ass-hat, so his butthurt may be safe..
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


chuckle
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Re: I am from the future. Ask me a question.
I want Power Ball and Mega Million numbers. I would also like to know when and where this damn satellite is going to land.

Oh and can you look up my obituary, I would really like to know when I died and who all came to my funeral, or if it even made the paper Thanks ;-)
 Quoting: Nisa


OK numbnuts. Power Ball and Mega Million numbers FOR WHAT FREAKIN DATE?

Sheesh...I can't believe y'all are this stupid back then.

As far as your obit, no it did not make the papers per se but the fact that you died of a heart attack when Ed McMahon showed up at your house with a boquette of balloons and a giant check, well...
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09/23/2011 10:41 PM
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What am I going to post next.
You're from the future you should know. You should also know that I know you know so I'm going to post even knowing that I know what you know that I know.

So what will it be?
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As it was in the past, so shall it be in the future.
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09/23/2011 10:47 PM
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What am I going to post next.
You're from the future you should know. You should also know that I know you know so I'm going to post even knowing that I know what you know that I know.

So what will it be?
 Quoting: Xertious


What you were going to post next has suddenly changed.

Now you will be posting something other than what you had planned to post.
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09/23/2011 10:53 PM
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OK.

Forget what I said before.

Let's try this instead:

I AM SENIOR TUKO. I WAS BORN IN 1977 AND I AM 52 YEARS OLD. I HAVE A WARNING FOR YOU!

Is that better?
Nisa

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09/23/2011 10:54 PM
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I want Power Ball and Mega Million numbers. I would also like to know when and where this damn satellite is going to land.

Oh and can you look up my obituary, I would really like to know when I died and who all came to my funeral, or if it even made the paper Thanks ;-)
 Quoting: Nisa


OK numbnuts. Power Ball and Mega Million numbers FOR WHAT FREAKIN DATE?

Sheesh...I can't believe y'all are this stupid back then.

As far as your obit, no it did not make the papers per se but the fact that you died of a heart attack when Ed McMahon showed up at your house with a boquette of balloons and a giant check, well...
 Quoting: Tuko


If it did not make the paper to be published to the public how would you know????
Knowledge is Power, Truth is Key.
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09/23/2011 10:59 PM
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What am I going to post next.
You're from the future you should know. You should also know that I know you know so I'm going to post even knowing that I know what you know that I know.

So what will it be?
 Quoting: Xertious


What you were going to post next has suddenly changed.

Now you will be posting something other than what you had planned to post.
 Quoting: Tuko


but you are from the future, you should know what I planned to post has changed, you would of known that I was going to do this changed post because you are from the future.

Even tho actually no I was planning to do this all along, I was planning to wait for you to reply and post this.

So you was wrong, what a fraud, you're not from the future at all.

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09/23/2011 11:00 PM
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OP, why have you been a member since 2009 and not claimed this before? Here is your first thread.

Thread: TX man arrested for selling gun to illegal Mexican. The country has gone crazy!
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
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09/23/2011 11:00 PM
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What am I going to post next.
You're from the future you should know. You should also know that I know you know so I'm going to post even knowing that I know what you know that I know.

So what will it be?
 Quoting: Xertious


What you were going to post next has suddenly changed.

Now you will be posting something other than what you had planned to post.
 Quoting: Tuko


but you are from the future, you should know what I planned to post has changed, you would of known that I was going to do this changed post because you are from the future.

Even tho actually no I was planning to do this all along, I was planning to wait for you to reply and post this.

So you was wrong, what a fraud, you're not from the future at all.

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 Quoting: Xertious


I knew you would say that.
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What will be the winning lottery numbers for my state [Massholechusetts] for the coming week?
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9-13-27-44-48-50

You owe me 50%

But since I am from the future I know that you don't pay me ...so fuck you.
 Quoting: Tuko


ana

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09/23/2011 11:04 PM
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OP, why have you been a member since 2009 and not claimed this before? Here is your first thread.

Thread: TX man arrested for selling gun to illegal Mexican. The country has gone crazy!
 Quoting: NativeAlchemist


See, you prove my point.

I was here back in 2010, but now it's 2031.

I just came back again.

NOW do you believe me?
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09/23/2011 11:10 PM
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I ask from you i was born on April 28 1974 so what do you see my future and my name is Jacin...so write back.

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