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My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around

 
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My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
funny as hell

they both always windup in the narrow hallway- facing off

she [cat] makes him walk backwards all the way..........

he keeps trying to smell her as he is walking

knocks his butt into every wall

all the while she hisses at him

she has no front claws

but whacks him anyway

he ducks and weaves but his giant head looks like a zeppelin on NOX

she smacks him like 10000000000 per second

the other day we bought him this 2 foot long rawhide bone

she was taking a nap by the door and he decided he wanted to share it with her

clumsy 175 pound moose that he is- drops it on her while she is cat napping

you could actually hear the clunk sound as it hit her square off her head

WOW WAS SHE PISSED!

she lunged at him and if she has claws.... he'd be a 2 patched eye pirate
5a

cats train dogs- period!
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...REVOLUTION...

RE- EVOLUTION....

....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

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Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
she has taught him things i could never teach him

like run down a flight a stairs backwards!
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....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

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Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
cats train dogs- period!
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
we perform many types of occult rituals in my home

we have a large temple space and the cat loves to chill out in there

the rott is not allowed in there because he is like a bull in a china shop- he knocks everything down

when he lays down- he just plops down and everything shakes like an earthquake just hit

the cat will lazily watch the walls- and move her head as if tracking invisibles as they dance across the sacred space

she acts as though they are non-threatening to her

she seems very amused

of course the dog wants to see what she does in there

and he waits outside the door for her

thus- another episode of walking backwards a the speed of sound
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RE- EVOLUTION....

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Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
Quoting: SiFu Serpentined

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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
cats train dogs- period!
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bonghit
 Quoting: wisdomknight


truth
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...REVOLUTION...

RE- EVOLUTION....

....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

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Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
Quoting: SiFu Serpentined

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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
coolstory3
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....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

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Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
Quoting: SiFu Serpentined

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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
Rotts are wonderful dogs. My friends have owned them for years. I just got mine she is a 10 week old female. Smartest puppy she learns really quick. Biggest paws I have ever seen. Our cat is outside for the summer but he will be coming in when it gets cold. I am interested to see how he bosses the dog around. He already puts the Pugs in their places.
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:Boris_orbs3:

Boris thinks the Rottie has no testicles. ;-`)
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
cats do crazy quick dps, dogs are more your slow moving massive damage dealers

If push came to shove i think your rotty would tear the hairball to shreds... just sayin
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
Our cats have always bossed around our hunting dogs. The old cat somehow figured out that he could make the dogs yelp and jump if he took a swipe at their balls when they walked by. LOL!
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
quit trying to lure me into your cult with tales of puppies and kittens. lol
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
personally i am a cat persoon. i have both and dogs are too high maintenance. but this equates to a wife that think she runs a household over a husband by constantly nagging and bitching. the rot could probably snap the cat in half if it chose to. and if some ghetto soldiers broke in the house the cat wouldnt do shit.
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
pictures?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
o yeah- my Rott could swallow her whole like a tasty morsel if he was so inclined

he is just kind and goofy- he is still a puppy too- almost 11 months old
______
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...REVOLUTION...

RE- EVOLUTION....

....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

_____________
Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
Quoting: SiFu Serpentined

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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
We have 2 Cats and Two Dogs One is Rotti X they are both mother and son combos.We have noticed when they are in the house the cats rule the roost but when we are out in the yard the dogs rule the roost? its amusing to watch the 5 lb mother cat cleaning the 100 lb baby dog.
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abduct
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...REVOLUTION...

RE- EVOLUTION....

....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

_____________
Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
Quoting: SiFu Serpentined

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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
We have 2 Cats and Two Dogs One is Rotti X they are both mother and son combos.We have noticed when they are in the house the cats rule the roost but when we are out in the yard the dogs rule the roost? its amusing to watch the 5 lb mother cat cleaning the 100 lb baby dog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1236960


dogs are protecting the cats outside
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...REVOLUTION...

RE- EVOLUTION....

....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

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Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
Quoting: SiFu Serpentined

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Re: My DeClawed Cat Bosses My 175 Pound Rottweiler Around
funny as hell

they both always windup in the narrow hallway- facing off

she [cat] makes him walk backwards all the way..........

he keeps trying to smell her as he is walking

knocks his butt into every wall

all the while she hisses at him

she has no front claws

but whacks him anyway

he ducks and weaves but his giant head looks like a zeppelin on NOX

she smacks him like 10000000000 per second

the other day we bought him this 2 foot long rawhide bone

she was taking a nap by the door and he decided he wanted to share it with her

clumsy 175 pound moose that he is- drops it on her while she is cat napping

you could actually hear the clunk sound as it hit her square off her head

WOW WAS SHE PISSED!

she lunged at him and if she has claws.... he'd be a 2 patched eye pirate
5a

cats train dogs- period!
 Quoting: SiFu Serpentined


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