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Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?

 
Loving Theologian
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10/04/2005 07:04 AM
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Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
I´ll bet that Jesus helped the Wright brothers with their flying horseless carriage invention. I am pretty sure that if Jesus comes back that he will definitely join PETA because it is wrong to hump an ape in a church.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2005 07:06 AM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Its acceptable if its only a young boy ape
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10/04/2005 08:55 AM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Yes, Jesus was a super dude. He has 1/2 of His Father´s DNA...

And He will be a super Dude from outter space when He comes back to straighten this world out.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2005 09:06 AM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
No, he was from INNER space...



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10/04/2005 11:49 AM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Do you think that Jesus liked palestinian ice cream?
ICF
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10/04/2005 12:02 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
He was the end result on the path, if you choose correctly.
Rex
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10/04/2005 12:08 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
He helped Bill Gates.
Mr Spock
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10/04/2005 12:08 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
He was bourn from Woman, so He was from here when he was here.

Now he is back where he was known as another name, and has great renown.


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10/04/2005 12:31 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Late at night when I am beset by Satan and her tempatations I kneel down on my hardwood(wink) floors and beseech our Savior to grant me the power of his blood of redemption that He shed at calvary so that the year´s venusian pineapple crop will be bountiful.
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10/04/2005 12:50 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Yes he is ..
Welcome back Quetzalcoatl
JayRodney

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10/04/2005 12:53 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Mr. Mxyzptlk got him with the Kryptonite Cross I heard...
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2005 12:56 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Well, I´ll bet all the tech from the last 160 years or so is from Lucifer. PETA is a gov. org., so no, he´ll not be joining that. Blasphemous, this entire thread is.

But yes, he IS a dude from outer space, since the resurection.
JayRodney

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10/04/2005 12:58 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Blasphemous was one word I always longed for Sylvester the Cat to say...
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10/04/2005 01:16 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
Supergrass says that "Jesus came from outerspace" so it must be true.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2005 01:18 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
yep and he came to ´SAVE´- HIS people!!!!!!
his people!!!!!! HIS PEOPLE!!!!SAVE HIS PEOPLE!!!!!do you get it? if not then youre not his people -its that easy
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10/04/2005 01:27 PM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
the craziest of all second comings?

getting on the knees is good
if you do it in the closet and don´t talk about it in public
or so I have heard
that washing in the blood
nevermind that
PUHLEEZE
Sally
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10/05/2005 10:57 AM
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Re: Was Jesus Christ a Super Dude From Outer Space?
So you think Jesus ever asked one of his disciples to "pull his finger" and released some divine flatulence that smelled like banana ice cream?

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