Oh no! the things you will miss. Screaming babies with nasty diapers with no sleep for a year or two each. Spending vast amounts of money you do not have on them. When the wife leaves you (60% do), the child support you cannot escape, combined with loss of your drivers license and all of your wages garnished until the day you die. Or you might get lucky and spend a year and a half in prison for forgiveness of your debt.