I have at least two options for hiding out with my kids. One is to go to my parents, they have preps and a storm shelter but they are only 250 ft above sea level.

Or, go camping in the mountains 1250 ft above sea level with very little provisions.

Since our government has closed all of the caves in my area for the bats (thanks you EPA dipshits), I doubt I can find one without bars on it. There are a few open for tours of only an hour.

Which is the best scenario?