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*** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!

 
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*** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
That damn Hamster has hit the jackpot if he gets into my stash of red hard spring wheat. He'll be in hamsta heaven.

Oh, and Brief... no freakin' hamster jokes, comprendez?
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09/26/2011 01:11 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
lol
for the horde
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09/26/2011 01:13 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
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09/26/2011 01:14 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
How the heck to I catch that hamsta now? Do I set a trap with cheese?
How long before he eats all my spring wheat?
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09/26/2011 01:16 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
Not long before he moves your stash into a corner of his choice and pees all over it so you won't take it back from him.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can help you now.
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09/26/2011 01:17 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
how did it squeeze out your ass EAT
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
Not long before he moves your stash into a corner of his choice and pees all over it so you won't take it back from him.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can help you now.
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Damn that hamsta.
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09/26/2011 01:18 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
LOL! Best thread ever!!! LOLdogpile
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LOL! Best thread ever!!! LOLdogpile
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It is 100% true!
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09/26/2011 01:19 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
That damn Hamster has hit the jackpot if he gets into my stash of red hard spring wheat. He'll be in hamsta heaven.

Oh, and Brief... no freakin' hamster jokes, comprendez?
 Quoting: EAT 2060289


Better hide the keys to the Kia Soul..
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
Release da kitteh!
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
Release da kitteh!
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I have a kitteh... but my kitteh is friends with the hamstas.
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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Release da kitteh!
 Quoting: dookie stain 1404507

a free man chooses, a slave obeys
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09/26/2011 01:32 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
Damn hamsta chewed up my cell phone charger. He must not like it when I ignore him while talking on my phone.
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09/26/2011 01:41 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
Release da kitteh!
 Quoting: dookie stain 1404507


I have a kitteh... but my kitteh is friends with the hamstas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2060289


LOL, you are phucked now. But dont worry, he will be snuggling up to the cat tonight then. Catch him then.
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09/26/2011 01:45 PM
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
My hamsta is alone somewhere in my house. I'm sure he has longed to be alone in my house so he could get into my food stash. I sure he is to be found somewhere hidden, snuggled in between the stacks of red hard spring wheat, nibbling and chewing to his heart's content. Yes, he is in hamsta heaven, a place he has longed to be...

This song goes out to all the other hamsters out there... longing to be free of their caged prisons.

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09/26/2011 01:48 PM

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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
Put flour on the floor with food in center..and follow his tracks to his hidy hole.
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Re: *** BREAKING!!! ONE OF MY HAMSTERS got out of the cage and I fear he has found my food stash!
So I'm sitting here at my computer and I hear a rustle in the garbage can behind me. I looked inside... and low and behold... my hamster! I quickly grabbed him and threw him back in his cage. Stupid lil fella... if he would have made it to by spring wheat stash he would have hit the jackpot! Instead, he settled for the smelly garbage.