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.ALERT!! *** 2011 SE58 ASTEROID TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT ON SEP 27 ***

 
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our SUN is the real worry.
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You all sure they didnt mean 4300 feet in diameter? This was the doomiest fuckin week i have ever seen on GLP! Where the fuck did this rock come from? how come just now all the elites are going to denver or are in denver? then now we get the warning? if this thing hits and kills alot of people? im doing my part to seal those fucks in there cubby holes and im shitting in the cement before i mix it.s226
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Too small for widespread damage but could suck for a small town
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You all sure they didnt mean 4300 feet in diameter? This was the doomiest fuckin week i have ever seen on GLP! Where the fuck did this rock come from? how come just now all the elites are going to denver or are in denver? then now we get the warning? if this thing hits and kills alot of people? im doing my part to seal those fucks in there cubby holes and im shitting in the cement before i mix it.s226
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Nothing I would laugh at instinctively more is if it Hit directly on Denver International.
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So this is what GLP doom has come to? 43 ft stone passing at 160,000 miles??? We are really grasping for straws here....
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The man's watch in the movie "2012" read 9:27 with 11 seconds. This is the very day we are in right now 9/27/11.HELP!!!
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The man's watch in the movie "2012" read 9:27 with 11 seconds. This is the very day we are in right now 9/27/11.HELP!!!
 Quoting: Loose goose. 1554702


Not to be picky or anything, but many pointed out that the watch actually shows 9:28 and eleven seconds. It kind of looks like it's in the middle of both to me but whatever. Heads up this week. Something is coming. I can just feel it. Put the pieces together and it's easy to see. Good luck and God bless all.
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This isn't bullshit.
If you wanna connect the dots.
Its coming within 0.0020 AU, thats closer than the moon. It will make a spectacular display.
Is NASA or anybody jumping on this telling people to go out stargazing or look out for it?
Obama safe in the mountains of devner, 'training' the emergency services.

I remember somebody saying that spaceweather.com took it down soon after they put it up, and wasn't there. Yet its back now.

Also, this is the closest a comet has been since 1970, how is this not a bigger event?
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Made a typo in a post and lost Karma :<
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The man's watch in the movie "2012" read 9:27 with 11 seconds. This is the very day we are in right now 9/27/11.HELP!!!
 Quoting: Loose goose. 1554702


Not to be picky or anything, but many pointed out that the watch actually shows 9:28 and eleven seconds. It kind of looks like it's in the middle of both to me but whatever. Heads up this week. Something is coming. I can just feel it. Put the pieces together and it's easy to see. Good luck and God bless all.
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Before it's news.com did an article on this subject.
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alert

histerical GLPers united in this thread

hint: biggest things happen inside

abduct
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A nicely timed press conference too [link to www.myweathertech.com]
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im sure this 40 foot wide meteor that is going to be 150 thousand kilometers away from us is going to kill us all
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You all sure they didnt mean 4300 feet in diameter? This was the doomiest fuckin week i have ever seen on GLP! Where the fuck did this rock come from? how come just now all the elites are going to denver or are in denver? then now we get the warning? if this thing hits and kills alot of people? im doing my part to seal those fucks in there cubby holes and im shitting in the cement before i mix it.s226
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Nothing I would laugh at instinctively more is if it Hit directly on Denver International.
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clappa
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This isn't bullshit.
If you wanna connect the dots.
Its coming within 0.0020 AU, thats closer than the moon. It will make a spectacular display.
Is NASA or anybody jumping on this telling people to go out stargazing or look out for it?
Obama safe in the mountains of devner, 'training' the emergency services.

I remember somebody saying that spaceweather.com took it down soon after they put it up, and wasn't there. Yet its back now.

Also, this is the closest a comet has been since 1970, how is this not a bigger event?
 Quoting: Xertious


elenin may have a whole lot more package with it!!
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That one on nov 8 looks like it will be a show! If we make it that far of course...
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I asked cleverbot about this asteroid as a joke..

It's response wasn't.


User: Where is the asteroid going to hit?

Cleverbot: Hawaii. On a beach.

User: Will it be devistating?

Cleverbot: Yes Georgie, it will be interesting, do you like parties?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 297849


You think that's bad? Wish I had a screenshot of my last interaction. It went like this:

User: "What can Obama say to win reelection?"

Cleverbot: "I eat crayons and markers"

I laughed for 10 minutes!
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OH for fucks sake not another fucking made up asteroid thread when are you idiots going to learn that nothing is going to happen and i am sure there are many people like me who are fed up of idiots like you coming up with crap threads , get a life you canadian retard.
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Yeah, and you pay to be here and you expect....Wait, you're here FREE. That's right...

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only 13m thats nothing almost unless its made out of pure iron than yea it will make a big mess when it would hit a city,
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0.6 LD is no doom at all.
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LOL... Are you nuts?

You realise this puts it between us and the moon?

Well within our outer atmosphere envelope.

With high solar radiation expanding our atmosphere envelope even more, and making it more dense will cause the asteroid to have more drag as it passes us...

It could very well get pulled in if things go wrong.
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IDIOT.

It's 20 Earth-diameters away.

Not even close.

You probably think Chicago is "close" to Beijing.
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That one on nov 8 looks like it will be a show! If we make it that far of course...
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It's going to be a show alright it looks like it's going to hit us.
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As long as it is outside the earth's atmosphere, a "miss is a good as a mile" or in this case, as good as several hundred thousand miles.

Does it make most people nervous to have such a large chunk of space rock passing by, so closely? Of course it does. But as long as it doesn't change trajectory it will (Please GOD) zoom past and hopefully not harm Earth in any way. Have a little faith. Just as much faith as the mustard seed (a barely visible speck of a seed) can move mountains, so the Bible tells us.

As you go to bed tonight, ask for The MOST HIGH GOD, our CREATOR to protect us from this rock hurtling by us. There is NOTHING else we, as individuals, can do, anyway. Remember, prayer works when nothing else can or does.
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As long as it is outside the earth's atmosphere, a "miss is a good as a mile" or in this case, as good as several hundred thousand miles.

Does it make most people nervous to have such a large chunk of space rock passing by, so closely? Of course it does. But as long as it doesn't change trajectory it will (Please GOD) zoom past and hopefully not harm Earth in any way. Have a little faith. Just as much faith as the mustard seed (a barely visible speck of a seed) can move mountains, so the Bible tells us.

As you go to bed tonight, ask for The MOST HIGH GOD, our CREATOR to protect us from this rock hurtling by us. There is NOTHING else we, as individuals, can do, anyway. Remember, prayer works when nothing else can or does.
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Yes! also read that a mountain of burning fire was cast into the sea and a third on the creatures that were in the sea will be killed!
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Please Dorothy, drop this house on the witches in DC...
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lol
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As long as it is outside the earth's atmosphere, a "miss is a good as a mile" or in this case, as good as several hundred thousand miles.

Does it make most people nervous to have such a large chunk of space rock passing by, so closely? Of course it does. But as long as it doesn't change trajectory it will (Please GOD) zoom past and hopefully not harm Earth in any way. Have a little faith. Just as much faith as the mustard seed (a barely visible speck of a seed) can move mountains, so the Bible tells us.

As you go to bed tonight, ask for The MOST HIGH GOD, our CREATOR to protect us from this rock hurtling by us. There is NOTHING else we, as individuals, can do, anyway. Remember, prayer works when nothing else can or does.
 Quoting: MarkinAZ


well I wanna see it damnit! Dont you?

will be an amazing SHOW of light in the sky - better than trying to find that other falling debris -

I saw a huge meteor fall and burn out this summer - and it was so freaking COOL!

blew me away! It flamed out right before my eyes !
first I thought it was a fast moving airplane ,,,then it burned up ,,
I was so surprised - wasnt expecting it at all!
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isn't that 180,000 miles away?
;)
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As long as it is outside the earth's atmosphere, a "miss is a good as a mile" or in this case, as good as several hundred thousand miles.

Does it make most people nervous to have such a large chunk of space rock passing by, so closely? Of course it does. But as long as it doesn't change trajectory it will (Please GOD) zoom past and hopefully not harm Earth in any way. Have a little faith. Just as much faith as the mustard seed (a barely visible speck of a seed) can move mountains, so the Bible tells us.

As you go to bed tonight, ask for The MOST HIGH GOD, our CREATOR to protect us from this rock hurtling by us. There is NOTHING else we, as individuals, can do, anyway. Remember, prayer works when nothing else can or does.
 Quoting: MarkinAZ


well I wanna see it damnit! Dont you?

will be an amazing SHOW of light in the sky - better than trying to find that other falling debris -

I saw a huge meteor fall and burn out this summer - and it was so freaking COOL!

blew me away! It flamed out right before my eyes !
first I thought it was a fast moving airplane ,,,then it burned up ,,
I was so surprised - wasnt expecting it at all!
 Quoting: VillaFi
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Hello space tards. Having fun looking up in the sky for BS?

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isn't that 180,000 miles away?
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Roughly 150,000 miles.
Space, the final frontier...or is it?
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Re: .ALERT!! *** 2011 SE58 ASTEROID TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT ON SEP 27 ***
Okay quick math.. If the comet will be .000799944 AU away from earth, then how far is that? 1 AU is 92 955 887.6 miles. So, 92,955,877 x .0007999 is 74,355 miles away from earth - right?

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Just throwing it out there but if they don't know what it's made of how do they know the projected path once earth and moon magnetism...I mean gravity effect it?

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