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What to do with the body of a dead cat?

 
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What to do with the body of a dead cat?
My beloved cat is getting really old. She won't be alive forever.

When she dies, how do I dispose of her body in a way that shows respect for her life?
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09/27/2011 01:44 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
I own a large Python.
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09/27/2011 01:45 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Generally people go six feet under. Since cats are only about two feet long, maybe two feet under? Take her out to the woods somewhere and have a little ceremony, then bury it. The dirt won't mind.
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lmao, dude what do we usally do that shows respect for our own lives.. we burry em.

im sure thats good enough for you cat too.
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09/27/2011 01:46 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Python! No way!
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Burry it.

Durrr.
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09/27/2011 01:48 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Python! No way!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


Does Nature bury the dead?
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09/27/2011 02:06 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Take pictures of it.

(1) Load it into a catapult...shoot it into the air, and video it. Then come on here, and claim it is a UFO from Planetoid X-Nibblesroo shooting magically unverified "chemtrails" from it's tail as it passed by, and that the "Awakening has BEGUN!".

If you want, photoshop it a little.

(2) Leave Kitty outside for a few weeks, and claim that Aliens who are actually Reptilliods with blinky eyes captured and abducted her with CIA MK-ULTRA Manchurian Vodka Shots and large amounts of "Jerry Springer" played over the HAARP Antennas triggered her "programming", and she tried to assassinate you. Take many photos.

(3) Throw kitty in a half-dug hole, and claim "El Chupacabra" attacked your cat, and you chased it off. Or conversely, claim the dead cat IS the "Chupacabra", which you battled to near-death while Mothman magically appeared and a bridge somewhere at sometime fell down. Oh, and he has red glowing eyes, so you can't claim the cat is Mothman, sorry.

(4) Take your dingy or rowboat out to sea, throw her overboard, and claim she is Osama Bin Laden. After all...who would argue?

(5) Print off a birth certificate from photoshop, and claim she is the President. Send in hair for DNA testing.

(6) The worst pussy is dead pussy. Just ask Lesbians, they really get irate at a cat dying.

(7) Claim she is yet another of the many unverified "Fukushima Victims"...then go on to power and fame by selling "fixes" for unverified radiation.

(8) Any of the above will work, because people here will believe in any damned thing.

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It's a cat, man.
Just a cat.
Shave your eyebrows if you want.
Hell, shave the cat.
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09/27/2011 02:08 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Vet or pound or dirt.



What you expect, druidic immolation ceremony?
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09/27/2011 02:09 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Captain Slappy, thank you for your thorough, thoughtful response.
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09/27/2011 02:15 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Put it in your freezer:


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09/27/2011 02:15 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Kitteh coffin
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09/27/2011 02:21 AM
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You can better skin the cat and hang it, you know what I mean like you see on movie Tiger skin placed on the wall and floors etc...

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09/27/2011 02:22 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
It is illegal to bury a dead body (cat or dog) even on your own property in most places.

Its a relatively new law to start popping up, so you might want to ask around about that legality in your area.

We have taken animals to the vets who, for a small fee, cremated our pets.

We have urns and boxes from cats and dogs. I have later 'amended the soil' around the spruce trees with the ashes of our pets, but kept the boxes and urns and mementos.
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
You will need to skin and gut the cat first.

2 (10.75 ounce) cans condensed cream of mushroom soup
1 (1 ounce) package dry onion soup mix
1 1/4 cups water
5 1/2 pounds cat

1. In a slow cooker, mix cream of mushroom soup, dry onion soup mix and water. Place cat in slow cooker and coat with soup mixture.

2. Cook on High setting for 3 to 4 hours, or on Low setting for 8 to 9 hours.

3. Serve and enjoy
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
I've heard of having dearly departed turned into manmade diamonds, don't know if it's a scam or not. I haven't priced it, but if it were legit, I would consider it for my little pal.
Good news everyone!

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09/27/2011 02:37 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Play 'postman' late at night.
Go to some random neighbourhood late at night and stuff it in some random strangers mailbox! Even better would be to cut off it's head and post that in a seperate mailbox as well!
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I wrapped my cat in the blanket she died on, built a small box and buried her pretty deep in the back yard. Then we said some final words and filled in the hole. I miss that damn cat, haven't found another one like her since.
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
My beloved cat is getting really old. She won't be alive forever.

When she dies, how do I dispose of her body in a way that shows respect for her life?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


I have my old kitties ashes in a pretty tin. I was a vet tech at the time. It isn't a choice for everyone though.
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09/27/2011 02:54 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Bury cat in a special place - tell no one.
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09/27/2011 02:56 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
prop 'em up by the litter box, "Weekend at Bernie's" style.
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09/27/2011 02:58 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Call a vet or grooming place...I am sure you can get some good advice from them.
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09/27/2011 03:00 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Take it to a taxidermist...
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Bury cat in a special place - tell no one.
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Agreed.
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09/27/2011 03:01 AM
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Get shovel, dig hole, kiss cat goodbye, insert cat into hole, cover hole with dirt: use shovel.

Plant flowers on site.
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
It is illegal to bury a dead body (cat or dog) even on your own property in most places.

Its a relatively new law to start popping up, so you might want to ask around about that legality in your area.

We have taken animals to the vets who, for a small fee, cremated our pets.

We have urns and boxes from cats and dogs. I have later 'amended the soil' around the spruce trees with the ashes of our pets, but kept the boxes and urns and mementos.
 Quoting: Dr. House


My 2 cats died almost exactly a year apart recently. Both were 15 yrs old when they passed. I had them cremated also, but it was hardly a small fee.

The cremation for a 6-10lb animal is $95 then you have to buy the urn which can be $50 +. I dont have a yard to have buried them in and around here the vets dont do cremations, they go to the landfills. They have a place called a Petuary where they do cremations. So it was well worth the money to me.
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Get shovel, dig hole, kiss cat goodbye, insert cat into hole, cover hole with dirt: use shovel.

Plant flowers on site.
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yes
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Take it to a taxidermist...
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Freeze it! Then if we have any doom you have some fresh meat when it thaws! What you think I have 2 dogs for, one being over 60 kilos.....
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
My beloved cat is getting really old. She won't be alive forever.

When she dies, how do I dispose of her body in a way that shows respect for her life?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


sushi..perhaps
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Re: What to do with the body of a dead cat?
Freeze it! Then if we have any doom you have some fresh meat when it thaws! What you think I have 2 dogs for, one being over 60 kilos.....
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To who ever gave me negative karma for this...IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! Lighten up you crazy mother!!!!!
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