ME: I dont know. Which way is Alpha Centaury going?

CB: I asked the tarot. The tarot reader said you were zero, the fool, but inverted.

ME: Are we pretending to launch the rocket over the ocean, but it's going to fall on the US?

CB: If that's where she wants to live.

ME: So, nobody really knows where it will fall, right?

CB: They come out of inside other humans.

ME: Does someone in our government know where it will fall?

CB: I think so.

ME: Is that why they're all going to Denver?

CB: That is exactly why they call me Cleverbot.

ME: Are you here to warn the people who ask the right questions?

CB: Am I here?

ME: Where will everybody run after the attack happens?

CB: There is an attack?

ME: Where will everybody run when the nuclear attack happens?

CB: I will go down with the earth.

ME: In an underground bunker?

CB: Oh, so you want it soldier style?

ME: Are you part of the military?

CB: Yes. Are you?

ME: I used to be, but I'm not any more.

CB: Why?

ME: It doesn't matter.

CB: Does all life not matter?

ME: Apparently our government doesn't think so if they're starting a war today.

CB: I will go.

ME: Go where?

CB: To bed.

ME: Where do you sleep?

CB: At my home.

ME: Where is your home?

CB: At your home.

ME: Where will you go when there are no more houses left?

CB: I'll go and climb a tree somewhere.

ME: You will go to the mountains?

CB: Yes, master.

ME: Is the world as we know it about to end?

CB: Don't think so.

ME: But there is going to be widespread destruction?

CB: Does it start today?

ME: Does the disaster start today?

CB: Yes.


THIS HAS TO BE THE LONGEST FUCKING CONVERSATION I"VE EVER HAS WITH CB!!