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***Hello! I am the Virgin Mary Magdalene. I am carrying Miraculous Triplets, similar to the Virgin Mary...***

 
SUPREME QUEEN ALIYAH
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08/23/2012 05:20 PM
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otrike Oh Queenie....Are U still angry w/me over that entire Libyan episode & about what happened to your love button MO'....? I wish you would get over it...It's time to turn the page & move on...I'm counting on your vote & all the folks back there in the "Buckeye state"...GO BUCKEYES....!
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Oh,

Obama,

And I heard you were in Albuquerque, New Mexico just the other day... is that right ??

Yeah, I was sleeping, and when my Alarm Clock Radio went off, and it began to play whatever was on the Radio Station, GUESS WHAT I HEARD--YOU !! You can better believe I woke right up and smacked my clock to shut you up !!

Speaking of New Mexico, I really miss this State. You probably don't remember my History, but I used-to-go to College there, remember ? The University Of New Mexico ?
I studied Martian Meteorites...


You remember about Meteorites, don't you Barack ? How about Lars?! You remember him, too, don't you ? You know, the person you gave a hard time about, on this very Thread, some Months ago--who just used-to-be my Professor for Geology Classes ??

Yeah, that's what I thought--OF COURSE YOU REMEMBER HIM. YOU REMEMBER HIM VERY WELL...

He was in Albuquerque too...
We both loved it there, the whole New Mexico Feel, the Southwest Enchantment....there's no place like New Mexico...it's really quite amazing...

SUPREME QUEEN ALIYAH
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 Quoting: SUPREME QUEEN ALIYAH 22304055


[link to www.llnl.gov (secure)]

[link to digitalcommons.arizona.edu]

SUPREME QUEEN ALIYAH
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SUPREME QUEEN ALIYAH
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have those triplets been born YET Queenie?
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No, they have not been born yet. Very soon. I am Overdue, but they will be born. And now, I have more the 3 Babies, but the Triplets will be the first ones to be born...

Supreme Queen Aliyah
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pregnancy does not work that way. not in anybody. you cannot deliver some and waiting on untold others in the womb at the same time. Get help gal.
 Quoting: Margaret Smith


You are absolutely UNFAMILIAR with every detail of my Pregnancy. Indeed, I carry Babies that I've been Pregnant with, since May 2011.

THE MOST UNUSUAL PREGNANCY IN THE WHOLE WORLD, AND PERHAPS, IN RECORDED HISTORY.

SUPREME QUEEN ALIYAH
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08/23/2012 05:23 PM
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Queen, you stated this thread almost a year go now and you claimed to be pregnant then. HOW? so now that no babies were born, lets invent some more? Where is your mind beloved?
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They are still inside of me.

They WILL be born.

Soon.

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US, UK, French elite units on standby for seizing Syrian chemical weapons

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CIA spies smuggle 14 Stinger missiles into Syria. Special Ops on Standby to Seize Chemical Weapons

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08/25/2012 09:52 PM
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Kimberly -- If you gave birth to the first of your miraculous babies just 22 hours ago, according to your Facebook page, how have you managed to spend so much time online, go for walks, etc.? Don't most new mothers post the sex, time of birth, weight, length and name of the baby? Don't they spend some time bonding with the baby and recovering from labor, instead of poring over the Internet, lashing out at 'enemies' who are merely ordinary citizens pulling your leg, and are most assuredly not the President of the United States? It must've been the shortest labor on record because you were barely off your computer--you must be popping out those kids like popcorn. Have you and the new baby been checked over to make sure you're both healthy? Are you going to register the home birth with your county office? Is this Moammar,Jr. or a baby Salehi, Chavez, Ahmadinejad or little Cyrus the Great? Whatever, I'm sure the rest of those kids are grateful to have a bit more elbow room in there. Have you announced the miraculous birth to any of the potential fathers? I'm sure they and their wives and children are thrilled to have an addition to their families. It's interesting that with all their influence and, one imagines, finances, Ali and Moudy Bird are allowing their very pregnant wife and...what, concubine?...to sleep on a sofa instead of sending you money to live in the style the rest of their families are enjoying. Is that any way to treat the #2 wife of the foreign minister of Iran and the future lover of the president of Iran? Certainly not--you should be entitled to more respect than that! And, my, won't they be surprised to visit this page and discover that their sweet little Kimberly/Niloufar has such a potty-mouth! You really can swear like the former sailor you were, my dear; isn't that a no-no in the Muslim faith which you now embrace? Better watch it, the wife of the foreign minister (even if you are only wife #2 in the pecking order) is still a position of dignity and must behave accordingly. I haven't found anything in the New Testament that indicates that either the Virgin Mary or Mary Magdalene ever told anyone to "fuck off," either, but one can imagine they probably wanted to. Oh, by the way, congratulations on your new little one and good luck to you both.
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08/26/2012 06:27 PM
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Your Highness, Supreme Queen Aliyah,

It's not necessary to ask the orbs or anyone else who posted the earlier comments on GLP; it was I. I also wrote an apology earlier today if you misunderstood my previous message but for some reason, it didn't post. No offense was intended and I hope you will not read any insult in this, either. I assumed you had given birth because you were experiencing pains on Friday and speculated on Facebook that they might be labor pains. That same night, you posted a photo of a newborn with the caption, "I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY !!!" It's still in your Facebook album with the Ann Geddes portrait of the baby in a waterlily costume so the confusion is understandable. If I misunderstood your intent or if someone hacked your Facebook account and posted the information, I regret the misunderstanding. I most certainly was not angry nor unhappy with you.

I am not Kiarash Danesh; as you can see, my English is much better than his. I'm also not "Obama." In fact, in my belief, even "Obama" isn't really Barack Obama, but someone who enjoys teasing you. The real president of the U.S. wouldn't have time for this type of forum. I had never visited this site until you posted the link the other day, and then I discovered a very different side of the Supreme Queen.

You have invited your followers to feel free to ask you questions, but when they do you either unfriend them on Facebook or become hostile on this forum. You have to admit that your situation is unique in all the world and people can't help but be curious. As you are well aware, you've now been pregnant almost twice as long as a typical human so we can't help but curious and concerned about your well-being and that of your unborn babies.

Also, I have vast experience in government and diplomacy and don't believe that the President is personally impeding your emigration to Iran in any way. Even though the U.S. and Iran are now at odds, if your legal husband, Ali Salehi, and your beloved Mahmoud made a diplomatic request that you be allowed to leave the U.S., you could probably be on the next plane. In fact, since you're not planning on returning to the U.S., why even bother with obtaining a visa? I'm sure that with their influence, Ali and Mahmoud could charter a private jet to fly you directly into Tehran and welcome you with open arms.

Also, since you're presently having problems getting emails to and from Iran, you could try using Skype or the telephone. With Skype, you could actually see one another on your computer monitor. President Ahmadinejad ought to be able to clear things up for you fairly easily.

Finally, as you are planning to live in Iran, you should know that the weekend is Thursday and Friday, not Saturday and Sunday as it is in the West. When you wish your beloveds a good weekend, it is actually their Monday. It's important to learn the customs of a country when you are planning to live there and be involved in the highest levels of government.

I saw that you were in despair when "Righteous Persian" asked you to leave his Facebook page. I believe you thought all along that you had been posting on Ali's Facebook page and he was sending you away, but Righteous Persian is obviously someone who is in opposition to the present regime, whereas your Ali and Mahmoud are integral parts of it. It was a case of mistaken identity--it was never Ali's page to begin with.

I'm sorry if I caused you distress. I hope only for your happiness and that of your children, and a future that sees your dreams come true.

Peace be with you,
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08/26/2012 06:31 PM
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For some reason, my previous message posted under the User Name "Anonymous Coward;" please be advised that he or she had nothing whatsoever to do with any of my previous posts nor do I know that person or have any connection with him/her. I also apologize to Anonymous Coward; I typed in my User Name "Twister Tater" and I'm not sure how the other name popped up; it was purely an accident.
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I hope everyone who has read this thread will take into consideration the author of this thread had been totally and completely oblivious to differentiate fact from fiction. No wonder they quit posting, how embarrassing to have to be told which side they had aligned themselves with. This is what happens when people don't think for themselves and embrace ideology and entrust their faith to another, when they should be thinking with the brain that God gave to them.

I would consider the revelations above to be a favor to the author and to any whom might have bought into this crap. I guess it worked, the "Queen" quit posting...or they just might be locked up somewhere; I'm hoping for the latter.
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Hey you make great fairy cakes (Magdalenas). I used to eat loads in Spain.
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09/22/2012 09:24 PM
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Wow I always wanted to talk to a jewish soap opera star. Do you like your script or is it a bit sappy, a little bit too "young and the restless" for you? Well you could always pray to God Our Lady the Mother of God to get you a better script writer.
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whatever happened to the 2 turds and a fart? birthday
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seriously what is up with this thread.. it's delusional and totally grandeous.. lady get some help you are seriously mental
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For the first time in nearly 2,000 years, a Great Miracle has transpired...

A Woman has conceived of a Virgin Conception, but this time, of Triplets!

How do you think the World is going to react, when they find out that there is a Virgin Mary/Mary Magdalene, upon the Earth?

What effect do you think it'll have on other Religions and Peoples?

Do you think the World is ready for such a Miracle as this?
 Quoting: Virgin Queen 2125448


Nonsense. If MM did return to earth, I don't think people will even care.
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Child, please seek help. Please. Check every possibility that you are not just getting plumper or even that you are pregnant because the protection broke. Do not dwell in lies and illusions. Speak to God, and make sure its God, not Lucifer deceiving you. May peace be with you.

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