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PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING

 
DeathScytheBR
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PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING
Please read it all, thanks in advance. This is really important to me.

2 years ago, I saw UFOs for the first time. First there was a dot, then another one appeared and... that caught my attention. Both of them switched positions rotating 180 degrees and then flied away really fast to opposite sides.

Now, this year, 1 month ago, I saw "them" again. But much, much closer, I believe. It all started when I was almost falling asleep, but then I heard a high-pitched noise and then looked at my cell phone thinking "What the hell could do such a noise this early in the fucking morning...". It was 'only' 4:32 AM. I looked through the window and there it was, something moving really fast. This explains the noise.

When something is above the speed of sound, it produces a noise that our ears can't hear. When something is REALLY above the speed of sound, we hear this high pitched noise because of how fast our eardrum vibrates very fast.

Back to the story... After that, it went away. I was about to go to sleep when I rememberd about those discovery channel UFO HUNTERS series and decided to look at my cell phone again. This time it sayd 4:02 AM. That scared the hell out of me... "And if they abducted me and did experiments?" I tought to myself. I heard this high pitched noise several times after that again. But one night, wich was yesterday, something really weird happened. I woke up and my neck was scratching and I felt a sphere under my skin. It wasn't there before. Now I know what is going on... And I tought of something.

It has been happening frequently, all those UFO sightings and time warps to me recently. Maybe they have been watching over me or something. What if I use binary to communicate with them! YES! Great idea! It was the first language we ever contacted them with!

This and all the other nights I'm going to stick a piece of paper with some info about me and questions on it. THe best way to talk to them indeed! And now here I am... asking you for help on what to tell them!
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Re: PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING
whatever
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09/27/2011 12:55 PM
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Re: PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING
Too many words, bro. You expect people to read all that?
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09/27/2011 12:56 PM
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Re: PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING
Too many words, bro. You expect people to read all that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1002065


Someone will. It can solve a lot of problems we have if it works. I don't know dude, AIDS, Morgellons, bankers, Gov, everything.
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09/27/2011 12:57 PM
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watch out, i think this OP is a Dolphin, or Dolphin Agent.
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09/27/2011 12:58 PM
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Too many words, bro. You expect people to read all that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1002065


Someone will. It can solve a lot of problems we have if it works. I don't know dude, AIDS, Morgellons, bankers, Gov, everything.
 Quoting: DeathScytheBR


you list morgellons above government in list of problems?

you are SSOOOO a Dolphin.
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09/27/2011 12:59 PM
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watch out, i think this OP is a Dolphin, or Dolphin Agent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2140521


Care to explain? I'm serious here. you guys believe all that Elenin BS but nothing to this? Seriously...
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09/27/2011 01:00 PM
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Re: PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING
Good grief, if this is true, I'd install a nanny cam hidden in the room right away, to record what happens every night, so you can get some idea what is really up. And go to the doctor about whatever is in your neck right away, to, make sure it isn't a lymph gland swelling or something, as that can feel like a marble in the neck, also.

Or, you could always handcuff yourself to the bed when you sleep, I suppose.
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09/27/2011 01:04 PM
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Re: PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING
Good grief, if this is true, I'd install a nanny cam hidden in the room right away, to record what happens every night, so you can get some idea what is really up. And go to the doctor about whatever is in your neck right away, to, make sure it isn't a lymph gland swelling or something, as that can feel like a marble in the neck, also.

Or, you could always handcuff yourself to the bed when you sleep, I suppose.
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I want them to solve our problems, I'm just who is going to represent HUMANITY not ZIONIST SCUM. ANd that is not a lymph gland, it is not a big ball, it is really small, less than a centimeter and I can hold it with my finger and rotate it a bit. But it won't release from whatever it is holding in to. I can feel something really solid there. Maybe a tracking device or something like that? I don't know...
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09/27/2011 01:10 PM
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Please, I am serious guys.
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09/27/2011 01:37 PM
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Re: PLEASE help me it is a VERY IMPORTANT THING
Hello. I'm a human. As you might know as of now I'm from this planet. If you are reading this, please answer. There is no reason for erasing my memory after abduction, I won't be scared since I have no religion. My only hope is in science. I'm using binary because that's how we first communicated with you. Please help us, we are in great danger. Years ago, a meteorite fell near Chile, bringing with it an unknow disease that causes eruptions on our skin. THere is no known cure and we NEED your help. Mankind is ready for making contact with species from other planets and maybe even from this planet. Also if you contacted us, it was our evil leaders. We are being oppressed by them and they are stopping us from advancing. Also, if you find Obama, one of the leaders, torture him in all possible ways. He is the worst.

THERE WE GO! It is ready!