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the illuminati WAS NOT made an offer they couldn't refuse

 
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Interesting stuff you have here. I'm wondering, are they going to sacrifice the Nobody when he is 29 or 33...?
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Not to worry, John... These people are cowards. They talk shit, but when Mr. Nobody meets them face to face, they can't handle it. What are they afraid of? They certainly weren't afraid before...
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BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FUCKING ILLUMINATI!!

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Did they kick the bucket? If not prove what you say!
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Sounds like a R.L. Stine scary story to me. The illuminati control everything and everyone. They work for satan. For anyone smart enough to realize, you should just make your deal with Satan and skip the middle-men. God doesn't give a shit. Where is your allah? in cube in the desert? I have met djinn that can do what you call a god can do. Yet god can't stop them. The children of Satan are more powerful then god. Isn't that something? All the books, religions and fairy-tales, and spawns of satan are more powerful then god. Hmmm. I'll tell you what Satan. I want 10 million dollars all at once with no conditions, great health and longevity, anything and everything I want on cue without any preconditions and I want to stand side by side with you as you bring god's creation called earth and mankind to damn end with everyting in it. For that, you can count me on your side. Plus I want everyone who ever fucked with me killed. For that, I will be your vessel. That's what you always wanted anyway. Accept and you've got it. I rather rule hell anyway then ever go to heaven.
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this thread has surely got to be utter BS
check OP's final few posts

this thread has splintered into so many different directions, I can't keep up with it all.

If anything happens i will update. As for today, looks quiet. Looks like the guy won't be getting his independence today though. He is still monitored and watched.


ok 28 pages and I'm lost. sum up in 1 post what you want to ask me ok?


last 2 replies were me, i forgot to change ip's, sorry.


what is wrong? So I made another thread with a different IP. If I used the same IP then that other thread gets derailed, right?

My personal beliefs have nothing to do with the topic at hand. My personal belief is God is sending someone, and you know what? I just might have seen him somewhere.


OP tell us about this nobody, my question is a request for a longer and more detailed description and explanation.
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He is a nobody, that is it. No one knows he exists except those who need to know. He does not even pay taxes.

He is a white male, under 6 feet tall and under 180 pounds.
Brown hair/eyes and a few prominent features like scars.

That is basically it.

and then after all the commotion about this "nobody" this is his final post


They are going to kill him. They are going to make it look like a suicide.

That's the way the ball bounces.

 Quoting: IF ONLY


Matching your literal physical description and traits is maybe one person.

Matching the concept and theme of people fighting the evil forces that be is about 20 people living very much double lives. Most of their friends and family would not believe it or know unless they are already involved.

The majority of these people are high middle class, and have done very well for themselves in life monetarily, with the exception of some of them who were born into this world cursed.

I don't think any of them are aware of the theme and the post. What are the odds they would find it?

There is no "The" Nobody. So many people have said so many specific and contradicting things that it is impossible for anyone to meet the full description of "The" Nobody... Especially with all the prophetic garbage people post.
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Sounds like a R.L. Stine scary story to me. The illuminati control everything and everyone. They work for satan. For anyone smart enough to realize, you should just make your deal with Satan and skip the middle-men. God doesn't give a shit. Where is your allah? in cube in the desert? I have met djinn that can do what you call a god can do. Yet god can't stop them. The children of Satan are more powerful then god. Isn't that something? All the books, religions and fairy-tales, and spawns of satan are more powerful then god. Hmmm. I'll tell you what Satan. I want 10 million dollars all at once with no conditions, great health and longevity, anything and everything I want on cue without any preconditions and I want to stand side by side with you as you bring god's creation called earth and mankind to damn end with everyting in it. For that, you can count me on your side. Plus I want everyone who ever fucked with me killed. For that, I will be your vessel. That's what you always wanted anyway. Accept and you've got it. I rather rule hell anyway then ever go to heaven.
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The nobody is Satan... are you guys stupid? haven't you figured it out yet... I am Satan and I am controlling the Illuminati.
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Yup I'm afraid now lmao
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this thread has surely got to be utter BS
check OP's final few posts

this thread has splintered into so many different directions, I can't keep up with it all.

If anything happens i will update. As for today, looks quiet. Looks like the guy won't be getting his independence today though. He is still monitored and watched.


ok 28 pages and I'm lost. sum up in 1 post what you want to ask me ok?


last 2 replies were me, i forgot to change ip's, sorry.


what is wrong? So I made another thread with a different IP. If I used the same IP then that other thread gets derailed, right?

My personal beliefs have nothing to do with the topic at hand. My personal belief is God is sending someone, and you know what? I just might have seen him somewhere.


OP tell us about this nobody, my question is a request for a longer and more detailed description and explanation.
Quoting: jelly sangwich



He is a nobody, that is it. No one knows he exists except those who need to know. He does not even pay taxes.

He is a white male, under 6 feet tall and under 180 pounds.
Brown hair/eyes and a few prominent features like scars.

That is basically it.

and then after all the commotion about this "nobody" this is his final post


They are going to kill him. They are going to make it look like a suicide.

That's the way the ball bounces.

 Quoting: IF ONLY


Matching your literal physical description and traits is maybe one person.

Matching the concept and theme of people fighting the evil forces that be is about 20 people living very much double lives. Most of their friends and family would not believe it or know unless they are already involved.

The majority of these people are high middle class, and have done very well for themselves in life monetarily, with the exception of some of them who were born into this world cursed.

I don't think any of them are aware of the theme and the post. What are the odds they would find it?

There is no "The" Nobody. So many people have said so many specific and contradicting things that it is impossible for anyone to meet the full description of "The" Nobody... Especially with all the prophetic garbage people post.
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They are killing themselves as their lunacy and insanity becomes ever more apparent. Fat chance of your suicide prediction.
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White? Sure. Scars, under 180, 6 feet even by the way. They missed their deadline. By the way, when you guys do the same thing over and over again, the textbook definition of insanity is manifest...
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It is too easy to make them crash on the road lol ; )
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Sounds like a R.L. Stine scary story to me. The illuminati control everything and everyone. They work for satan. For anyone smart enough to realize, you should just make your deal with Satan and skip the middle-men. God doesn't give a shit. Where is your allah? in cube in the desert? I have met djinn that can do what you call a god can do. Yet god can't stop them. The children of Satan are more powerful then god. Isn't that something? All the books, religions and fairy-tales, and spawns of satan are more powerful then god. Hmmm. I'll tell you what Satan. I want 10 million dollars all at once with no conditions, great health and longevity, anything and everything I want on cue without any preconditions and I want to stand side by side with you as you bring god's creation called earth and mankind to damn end with everyting in it. For that, you can count me on your side. Plus I want everyone who ever fucked with me killed. For that, I will be your vessel. That's what you always wanted anyway. Accept and you've got it. I rather rule hell anyway then ever go to heaven.
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The nobody is Satan... are you guys stupid? haven't you figured it out yet... I am Satan and I am controlling the Illuminati.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46480625


Well, if you had actually read the Bible you'd know Jesus and Satan represent the same being, "Duality of man". The Cherokee parable about the wolf? Here it is.
One evening, an elderly
cherokee brave told his
grandson about a battle that
goes on inside people.

he said "my son, the battle is
between two 'wolves' inside us all.
one is evil. it is anger,
envy, jealousy, sorrow,
regret, greed, arrogance,
self-pity, guilt, resentment,
inferiority, lies, false pride,
superiority, and ego.

the other is good.
it is joy, peace love, hope serenity,
humility, kindness, benevolence,
empathy, generosity,
truth, compassion and faith."

the grandson though about
it for a minute and then asked
his grandfather:

"which wolf wins?..."

the old cherokee simply replied,
"the one that you feed"
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At any rate, speaking of freedom, you can monitor and delude yourselves all you want. You can't take away what one so special was born with. Admirable delusion though in the matter of faith ; )
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Interesting stuff you have here. I'm wondering, are they going to sacrifice the Nobody when he is 29 or 33...?
 Quoting: John Edward Randall


Not to worry, John... These people are cowards. They talk shit, but when Mr. Nobody meets them face to face, they can't handle it. What are they afraid of? They certainly weren't afraid before...
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Interesting stuff you have here. I'm wondering, are they going to sacrifice the Nobody when he is 29 or 33...?
 Quoting: John Edward Randall


Not to worry, John... These people are cowards. They talk shit, but when Mr. Nobody meets them face to face, they can't handle it. What are they afraid of? They certainly weren't afraid before...
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It never fails. I feed on it by this point.
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I wish I could show the world how cowardly they are, but I don't bother to try because I know every day goes by it gets shown a little brighter.
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The wolf who thieves in the night will be dealt with.

He has bitten its neck in the woods before and sent it scampering and will do it again and again and again and again. There are some things bigger and more powerful than wolves. Eventually some things so big they will outnumber and outweigh that wolf, that nasty ass troll entity, by billions.
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It's too the point where their little peepants army does everything they can to show me they are not afraid, which of course, we all know how that looks when they have enough people to bury me yesterday court case dismissed ; )
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The wolf who thieves in the night will be dealt with.

He has bitten its neck in the woods before and sent it scampering and will do it again and again and again and again. There are some things bigger and more powerful than wolves. Eventually some things so big they will outnumber and outweigh that wolf, that nasty ass troll entity, by billions.
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Ahem?
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The wolf who thieves in the night will be dealt with.

He has bitten its neck in the woods before and sent it scampering and will do it again and again and again and again. There are some things bigger and more powerful than wolves. Eventually some things so big they will outnumber and outweigh that wolf, that nasty ass troll entity, by billions.
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You must be speaking of the ELE you all so desire...
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What is this wolf stealing exactly lol?
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Hm it is interesting you all think I can buy time for you. If I have a 4 foot long blanket, cut the first foot off and sow it the bottom, is my blanket now a foot longer? It seems you people sure would think so lmao
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Ahem from* you. As if you people are the gatekeepers of every clock in existence. So those jar jar binks creatures 145,000 light years away, you must own their concept of time too lmao
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And do you FILTH SEE how everything YOU DO is BACKFIRING?

Start a thread to make fun of NOBODY and now the TRUTH is out there.

There will come a day when you will answer for all your vile remarks. And you doubt that? Karma is a bitch and it's coming for you jerks.
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This^^^
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And you FILTH can come onto threads and THANK each other. Oh, yes, that does sound idiotic.

WE SEE THROUGH YOU.

Get a life and start adding to threads instead of being vile, reprehensible pieces of filth, huh?

Obviously 600 people have read this thread, maybe some of them would like to know.

I will never reveal his name. You filth don't deserve it.

To the cabal filth: Go ahead and kill him fools. It will be your last day on earth.
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: )
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You are correct, you cant buy time. There are some who can. You dont have a clue really and are just puffing feathered chests, burying and denying truths with one liners.

All is revealed as it should be.
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You are correct, you cant buy time. There are some who can. You dont have a clue really and are just puffing feathered chests, burying and denying truths with one liners.

All is revealed as it should be.
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Accusations YAY!
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You are correct, you cant buy time. There are some who can. You dont have a clue really and are just puffing feathered chests, burying and denying truths with one liners.

All is revealed as it should be.
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Maybe things aren't so complex? But you seem to know it all. Enlighten me.
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Puffing feathered chests...actually no. But I do have an group trying to protect me. I hope to meet them one day.
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No one really knows who it is, which is good for me, because I can remain Ghost, which I think is how it was supposed to be. I know some group of people mad I don't pay taxes anymore : ) One liners pffft you people wouldn't know a brick wall if you smashed a semi into it...
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It does so amuse to me to be in plain sight, but so controversial to the point of miraculous, and we all know miracles don't happen anymore right? Right? hehehehehehehheheheh this is my guilty pleasure. Flaunting.
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Especially because they want me to ego trip, thinking it will get me where they want me to be. But they cannot return what they took and I love rubbing it in your pathetic primitive time up monkey faces. Maybe, I wouldn't make you feel as small as you all are if the psychological torture attempts (which obviously don't work) hadn't started. Go reflect a solar flare and an earthquake, little ones. Hehehhehe

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