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So much for "THUS SAITH THE LORD"...again...

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2011 11:51 PM
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So much for "THUS SAITH THE LORD"...again...
I was invited to this pentecostal church by a friend a few weeks ago. Out of curiosity I went along for a laugh. It WAS a laugh too. I have never seen such crazy shit in all my life to be honest. Anyway tere was a visiting "Prophet" there that week which is why I was invited to go "Just in case I got a "WORD" as they put it.

So there I was listening to this guy go on and on about how God is going to be burning people in hell forever and then he switched over to being "Drunk" in the spirit and there were people in the audience who WERE drunk too. Well they acted like it.

But then the interesting part came.

The "Prophet" proudly announced as a "Thus saith the LORD" that comet elenin would black out the sun on the 27th to the 29th. No biggie there. Every fuckwit on glp has been saying this too. But this guy was so CERTAIN and he attributed his imformation directly to God.

After the service a few other "Prophets" in the church all "Witnessed" to this in their spirits as they say. They all "Confirmed" eachothers "Word" or dream or whatever "God" had told them in the last few months. (As have all the "Christian" forums my frind told me to look up. You would be AMAZED at the sheer amont of total retards out tere all speaking for God with "Thus saith this and thus saith the Lord that"..what a CROCK.

Needless to say I didnt swallow any of it unlike the fuckwits here at GLP who feast on this shit daily and follow all the wankers who do the "Thus saith the LORD" bullshit for their retarded and discernless followers.

I phoned this friend up the other day before the 27th and he said he was stocking up and ready to leave the city.

Have not heard from him since and he is not at his house and his car is gone.

I guess he bugged out.

I bet he feels like a total idiot right about now as every total IDIOT who bought into this "Three days of darkness" bullshit SHOULD be feeling.

Wonder what Terral is up to right about now??
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09/29/2011 11:59 PM
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Re: So much for "THUS SAITH THE LORD"...again...
I see some retarded fucked in the head christian one starred this.

Truth hurts em real bad.
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09/30/2011 12:02 AM
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Re: So much for "THUS SAITH THE LORD"...again...
bumpfor the midnight TARDS.

Hopefully a few more will be offended.
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09/30/2011 12:12 AM
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Re: So much for "THUS SAITH THE LORD"...again...
Looks like "ONCE4ALL" has been proven to be a full of SHIT LIAR once and for ALL.

Good choice of name for him.

Thread: ELENIN --> A Conversation About 2 Things God told me in Advance! [[No Words from God Himself About Elenin]] Please read carefully!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

IN your stupid FACE tou retarded FUCKHEAD.
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09/30/2011 12:14 AM
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Re: So much for "THUS SAITH THE LORD"...again...
GOOD..two more one star votes.
ITS WORKING.
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09/30/2011 12:28 AM
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Re: So much for "THUS SAITH THE LORD"...again...
Whats UP christians..DEVIL got your tongue??

He usually DOES you know going by the amount of FUCKING LIES you all tell.

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