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I just woke up! I had three amazing dream interpretations today from the Lord last night! I would like to share it with you guys!

So the first dream I had was at a school event and I was inside a building with my mom. This crazy boy comes out of no where to annoy me. He had a cream pie on his hands and it looked like he was about to hit me on the face with it. So I tried to walk away from this fool, but he kept following me and mocking me. I was trying to endure and be patient with him so he won't cause me to sin by blowing up on him. For some reason, I kept looking at the time, and I kept trying to keep watch over my mother so I won't lose her. As this boy kept on being annoying, I didn't see my mom anymore, so I got impatient, and I ran out of the building and I saw my mother and her friend walking to the near exit. I said "MOMMY WAIT FOR ME!" Her friend saw me and wanted me to give her my notes. I let her copy my notes, but I was getting impatient because I was afraid of missing my flight.

Than the dream switched, and I was in my house right by my parent's bedroom with full of strangers trying to get ready to go to the plane station. Everyone was getting ready. Many were still putting their clothes on while a few were already completely dressed, and so was I. I was waiting for this girl name April to finish getting dressed in my parent's bedroom. She was trying to find a shoe that would match her outfit, and she found one. She put it on and than my dream switched.

In the last dream, I was watching the "Biggest Fat Loser." I wasn't there or watching the show or anything, it just appeared in my dream that I was looking at two biggest couples working out in a gym. It was a white male and a Filipino women in my dream. His wife was on a treadmill, while her hubby was cheering her on. The white male was saying to her Filipino wife, "HURRY, TIME IS RUNNING OUT." She was running and running on this treadmill until her time was up, and she was happy that she got through it without stopping or getting tired/giving up. Than her and her husband were cheering! They were bumping their stomachs against each other and giving each other a big huge hug. THE END!

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Do you know any girls named April?
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It's funny how you Christards always describe your superstitious rants as "sharing." lol
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It's funny how you Christards always describe your superstitious rants as "sharing." lol
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Yea, isn't it great!
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I trying to remember if it is in Ephesians or Phillipians where Paul writes about men and women from different cultures stomach bumping as the herald of the return of Christ.
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I want to know January.



In the biblical way.
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:itsamiracle:
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From what star?

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:itsamiracle:
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You poor poor maggot , you mad ???
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I pray everyday for the rapture! Get me out of this world-NOW! to much evil. Earth is the devils domain!
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You're exactly right and spot on. See this 9 minute clip!

[link to www.cereus3.net]
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It's funny how you Christards always describe your superstitious rants as "sharing." lol
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Love thy brother. Comfort thy brother.

Glad to see you are joining in; you must be seeking the light and the Truth.
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:itsamiracle:
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You poor poor maggot , you mad ???
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nope-just laughing at your superstitious idiocy.
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I just woke up!
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You just woke up ?? GREAT

Then OPEN YOUR EYES, this story is a lie, it's a myth !!
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Yes He is. Get ready.
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He is not coming yet, he is not even breathing hard.
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I want to know January.



In the biblical way.
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Oh yeah! She would make Jesus come.
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If all you against Christianity don't believe, why do you care to bash it so much. What is it that makes you feel like you have to blaspheme and ridicule believers? Think about it for a minute. Why wouldn't you just leave each to his own and let the Christians have conversation. Instead you feel the need to condemn and insult. What is driving you? JESUS is real like it or not. Even the devils tremble in His presence.
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I hope so...my grass needs some major mowing.
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If all you against Christianity don't believe, why do you care to bash it so much. What is it that makes you feel like you have to blaspheme and ridicule believers? Think about it for a minute. Why wouldn't you just leave each to his own and let the Christians have conversation. Instead you feel the need to condemn and insult. What is driving you? JESUS is real like it or not. Even the devils tremble in His presence.
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People who publicly promote superstition and promulgate the idea that said superstitions make them better people, do rather open themselves up to ridicule. I mean just look at what you have written. "devils tremble". Honestly! Blaspheme? how is that even possible. You interpret blasphemy because of the lens through which you see the world. People who do not subscribe to your superstitions cannot commit blasphemy.
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If all you against Christianity don't believe, why do you care to bash it so much. What is it that makes you feel like you have to blaspheme and ridicule believers? Think about it for a minute. Why wouldn't you just leave each to his own and let the Christians have conversation. Instead you feel the need to condemn and insult. What is driving you? JESUS is real like it or not. Even the devils tremble in His presence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552873


People who publicly promote superstition and promulgate the idea that said superstitions make them better people, do rather open themselves up to ridicule. I mean just look at what you have written. "devils tremble". Honestly! Blaspheme? how is that even possible. You interpret blasphemy because of the lens through which you see the world. People who do not subscribe to your superstitions cannot commit blasphemy.
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I say this from experience. I used to not know God at all. I used to be like you in many ways. I saw devils tremble. That is how I am able to say this. I speak from experience. The name of Jesus makes devils cringe and cry. It's true. If you don't like it. Sorry for you. Just don't click on a Christian thread. No one is forcing you to. Why do you feel the need to even visit one of these threads? Just to insult?
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Rejoice in wha t I tell you folks.



The end of the world is only 21 days away!!!!!!

October 21 is the day Christ returns to gather up the true believersin Christ to be wit hm in the clouds forever more!! new heavens and new earth New Jerusalem shall be inhabited by ALL GODS CHILDREN!!!!
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If all you against Christianity don't believe, why do you care to bash it so much. What is it that makes you feel like you have to blaspheme and ridicule believers? Think about it for a minute. Why wouldn't you just leave each to his own and let the Christians have conversation. Instead you feel the need to condemn and insult. What is driving you? JESUS is real like it or not. Even the devils tremble in His presence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552873


People who publicly promote superstition and promulgate the idea that said superstitions make them better people, do rather open themselves up to ridicule. I mean just look at what you have written. "devils tremble". Honestly! Blaspheme? how is that even possible. You interpret blasphemy because of the lens through which you see the world. People who do not subscribe to your superstitions cannot commit blasphemy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2376427


I say this from experience. I used to not know God at all. I used to be like you in many ways. I saw devils tremble. That is how I am able to say this. I speak from experience. The name of Jesus makes devils cringe and cry. It's true. If you don't like it. Sorry for you. Just don't click on a Christian thread. No one is forcing you to. Why do you feel the need to even visit one of these threads? Just to insult?
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There is no such thing as a "Christian" thread on a conspiracy site. When someone makes a title like this one has, it is clearly a superstition bashing thread. The OP started it to take the micky. If you are so bound up in your superstition that you cannot respect the deeply held beliefs of others, you should not be surprised if people who believe differently show no respect for yours. This place is full of deluded people pushing their weird beliefs. If you cannot take it you are in the wrong forum and should go to one of those Christian forums where everyone agrees that Christianity is not a waste of time.
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I want to know January.



In the biblical way.
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By December she's probably a 250lb monster.

R)
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If all you against Christianity don't believe, why do you care to bash it so much. What is it that makes you feel like you have to blaspheme and ridicule believers? Think about it for a minute. Why wouldn't you just leave each to his own and let the Christians have conversation. Instead you feel the need to condemn and insult. What is driving you? JESUS is real like it or not. Even the devils tremble in His presence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552873


People who publicly promote superstition and promulgate the idea that said superstitions make them better people, do rather open themselves up to ridicule. I mean just look at what you have written. "devils tremble". Honestly! Blaspheme? how is that even possible. You interpret blasphemy because of the lens through which you see the world. People who do not subscribe to your superstitions cannot commit blasphemy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2376427


I say this from experience. I used to not know God at all. I used to be like you in many ways. I saw devils tremble. That is how I am able to say this. I speak from experience. The name of Jesus makes devils cringe and cry. It's true. If you don't like it. Sorry for you. Just don't click on a Christian thread. No one is forcing you to. Why do you feel the need to even visit one of these threads? Just to insult?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552873


There is no such thing as a "Christian" thread on a conspiracy site. When someone makes a title like this one has, it is clearly a superstition bashing thread. The OP started it to take the micky. If you are so bound up in your superstition that you cannot respect the deeply held beliefs of others, you should not be surprised if people who believe differently show no respect for yours. This place is full of deluded people pushing their weird beliefs. If you cannot take it you are in the wrong forum and should go to one of those Christian forums where everyone agrees that Christianity is not a waste of time.
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Wrong. I am a wide awake Christian meaning I understand conspiracy sites. I am Christian because God revealed Himself to me in a real and strong way when I was not a Christian.
Why can't Christian's have threads on conspiracy sites? Seems like censorship. I never bashed your beliefs. I am just wondering why you feel the need to bash mine and others? You have free speech to do so, just like we do. I'm just asking you to think real hard as to why it's worth your time to insult me.
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I just woke up! I had three amazing dream interpretations today from the Lord last night! I would like to share it with you guys!

So the first dream I had was at a school event and I was inside a building with my mom. This crazy boy comes out of no where to annoy me. He had a cream pie on his hands and it looked like he was about to hit me on the face with it. So I tried to walk away from this fool, but he kept following me and mocking me. I was trying to endure and be patient with him so he won't cause me to sin by blowing up on him. For some reason, I kept looking at the time, and I kept trying to keep watch over my mother so I won't lose her. As this boy kept on being annoying, I didn't see my mom anymore, so I got impatient, and I ran out of the building and I saw my mother and her friend walking to the near exit. I said "MOMMY WAIT FOR ME!" Her friend saw me and wanted me to give her my notes. I let her copy my notes, but I was getting impatient because I was afraid of missing my flight.

Than the dream switched, and I was in my house right by my parent's bedroom with full of strangers trying to get ready to go to the plane station. Everyone was getting ready. Many were still putting their clothes on while a few were already completely dressed, and so was I. I was waiting for this girl name April to finish getting dressed in my parent's bedroom. She was trying to find a shoe that would match her outfit, and she found one. She put it on and than my dream switched.

In the last dream, I was watching the "Biggest Fat Loser." I wasn't there or watching the show or anything, it just appeared in my dream that I was looking at two biggest couples working out in a gym. It was a white male and a Filipino women in my dream. His wife was on a treadmill, while her hubby was cheering her on. The white male was saying to her Filipino wife, "HURRY, TIME IS RUNNING OUT." She was running and running on this treadmill until her time was up, and she was happy that she got through it without stopping or getting tired/giving up. Than her and her husband were cheering! They were bumping their stomachs against each other and giving each other a big huge hug. THE END!
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Wrong. I am a wide awake Christian meaning I understand conspiracy sites. I am Christian because God revealed Himself to me in a real and strong way when I was not a Christian.
Why can't Christian's have threads on conspiracy sites? Seems like censorship. I never bashed your beliefs. I am just wondering why you feel the need to bash mine and others? You have free speech to do so, just like we do. I'm just asking you to think real hard as to why it's worth your time to insult me.
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If Christians want to conspire in a public forum about infecting new people with their superstitions, they can reasonable expect those who do not suffer their delusions to resist. Christians have forums where they can discuss their delusions to their hearts content. I am sure that if I went to one of those I would be censored and censured. You and your Christian cohorts bash my beliefs all the time. You have done so implicitly by expounding superstitions that are directly in contradiction to my own way of thinking. You have the freedom to spew your ridiculous cosmological theory and I have the freedom to reject it for the mind stultifying vapors it is. If you do not like my attitude to your superstitions and the promulgation thereof, you have two choices. You can go expound them to people who want to hear your drivel, or you can develop a thick skin. No why don't you just run along and pretend that some putative evil spirits are infecting people and trying to draw you away from your faith. Go pray or something, you know it will make you feel better.
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Wrong. I am a wide awake Christian meaning I understand conspiracy sites. I am Christian because God revealed Himself to me in a real and strong way when I was not a Christian.
Why can't Christian's have threads on conspiracy sites? Seems like censorship. I never bashed your beliefs. I am just wondering why you feel the need to bash mine and others? You have free speech to do so, just like we do. I'm just asking you to think real hard as to why it's worth your time to insult me.
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If Christians want to conspire in a public forum about infecting new people with their superstitions, they can reasonable expect those who do not suffer their delusions to resist. Christians have forums where they can discuss their delusions to their hearts content. I am sure that if I went to one of those I would be censored and censured. You and your Christian cohorts bash my beliefs all the time. You have done so implicitly by expounding superstitions that are directly in contradiction to my own way of thinking. You have the freedom to spew your ridiculous cosmological theory and I have the freedom to reject it for the mind stultifying vapors it is. If you do not like my attitude to your superstitions and the promulgation thereof, you have two choices. You can go expound them to people who want to hear your drivel, or you can develop a thick skin. No why don't you just run along and pretend that some putative evil spirits are infecting people and trying to draw you away from your faith. Go pray or something, you know it will make you feel better.
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Yes, pray. Something I think YOU should try.
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Wrong. I am a wide awake Christian meaning I understand conspiracy sites. I am Christian because God revealed Himself to me in a real and strong way when I was not a Christian.
Why can't Christian's have threads on conspiracy sites? Seems like censorship. I never bashed your beliefs. I am just wondering why you feel the need to bash mine and others? You have free speech to do so, just like we do. I'm just asking you to think real hard as to why it's worth your time to insult me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552873


If Christians want to conspire in a public forum about infecting new people with their superstitions, they can reasonable expect those who do not suffer their delusions to resist. Christians have forums where they can discuss their delusions to their hearts content. I am sure that if I went to one of those I would be censored and censured. You and your Christian cohorts bash my beliefs all the time. You have done so implicitly by expounding superstitions that are directly in contradiction to my own way of thinking. You have the freedom to spew your ridiculous cosmological theory and I have the freedom to reject it for the mind stultifying vapors it is. If you do not like my attitude to your superstitions and the promulgation thereof, you have two choices. You can go expound them to people who want to hear your drivel, or you can develop a thick skin. No why don't you just run along and pretend that some putative evil spirits are infecting people and trying to draw you away from your faith. Go pray or something, you know it will make you feel better.
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When did I ever censor you? So it would seem as though you are for segregation. FYI I don't even go to church, because so many of those organizations bug me. What makes you think I would want to only spend my time in an exclusively Christian forum? That should show you I have a pretty good reason for believing in Jesus.
I feel really bad for you.
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TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!!

Can anyone name a day or time when time wasn't "running out!" or Jesus wasn't "about to appear"?

This is just as bad as a person who quits eating meat and wants everyone to join in.

Feh.
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the jesus...always cumming...never arriving

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