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Who is this Jesus dude

 
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Who is this Jesus dude
I see alot of threads about him, is he an actor?
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My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

11His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven.

12His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set.

13His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.

14His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires.

15His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars.

16His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Jesus Saves. Jesus Loves. Jesus is All. He is the only thing of true beauty ever.

He is our only hope.
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09/30/2011 01:19 PM
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Re: Who is this Jesus dude
check the movie "the man from earth", ya will find the answer.
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Re: Who is this Jesus dude
I see alot of threads about him, is he an actor?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2376541


He's a made-up dude, along with his dad, that a load of gullible humans follow. Other people have other made-up dudes that swear that their made-up dudes are the true dudes and any other dude is simply made-up.

R)
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He's the sun, people mistake him for a beardy guy who never existed.
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09/30/2011 04:46 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

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It's Jesus Hong. He said he doesn't know where everybody is getting "Christ" from.
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Jesus Christ God's Son Savior:

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Jesus Christ God's Son Savior:

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 519048


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My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

11His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven.

12His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set.

13His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.

14His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires.

15His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars.

16His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Jesus Saves. Jesus Loves. Jesus is All. He is the only thing of true beauty ever.

He is our only hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1555839


that was beautiful.. you are beautiful hf
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Re: Who is this Jesus dude
check the movie "the man from earth", ya will find the answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2349144


That is funny I just suggested that movie on GLP the other day, hadn't seen it mentioned since I watched it a long time ago...

To answer your question OP:

Jesus is the Character in the semi-fictional story created by the Romans. It is (hopefully) based on a real-life man who after traveling and learning about spirituality started to wake people up. He started telling people about their true essence, and loved every one. People who know how to co-create are a threat to TPTB (Romans), so they went after him.

He never said he son of God.

The Romans included him in their new religion they created with the purpose of giving (most) people enough to satisfy spiritual curiosity but not enough to be a threat to their control.

As long as people are waiting for Jesus, God, or Santa Claus to arrive and fix their problems, they are not a threat. Meanwhile, TPTB try to keep this knowing to themselves, but luckily some adults just don't buy the children's story that the Bible is and search for answers.

Nice to see you asking questions.

Don't believe anything I wrote outright - find your own truth.
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Re: Who is this Jesus dude
I see alot of threads about him, is he an actor?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2376541




Our brother from Heaven. The otherland. From whence we came.

He came to plant the seeds of truth.

So that at the eras end the fig trees he planted will put forth leafs.



Leafs being understanding.

Luke 4:18, "The Lord has sent me to preach the gospel to the CAPTIVES; to open their eyes that seeing they may see."


He's prophet into be blunt. The Greatest the Earth has ever seen.

John 12:47, "And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I JUDGE HIM NOT: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world."

His followers seem unable to do as he did though.

Jesus himself and his teachings are hated for various reasons, but this being the man one.

John 7:7, "This world hates me because I testify that the works thereof are evil."


He is not of this world.

Luke 20:38, "God is a God of the Living; not of the dead of this world."

He is not God himself as some people believe.


John 6:38, "For I came down from heaven, not to do my own will, but the will of him that sent me."

He is the wayshower.

John 16:33, "I have overcome this world;" the first born from the dead.

And he demonstrated to us how to overcome this world and it's many vices.

The "WORKS of this world.
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My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

11His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven.

12His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set.

13His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.

14His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires.

15His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars.

16His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Jesus Saves. Jesus Loves. Jesus is All. He is the only thing of true beauty ever.

He is our only hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1555839




We were thrown out of heaven, in part for vanity.

Best to get over your depictions of beauty, especially when you humanise a spirit.

You viewed yourself as such when you were in heaven, more beautiful than the rest.

Be assured that Jesus doesn't see himself that way.

John 3:13, "And NO MAN hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man who came down from heaven."
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Re: Who is this Jesus dude
He's the sun, people mistake him for a beardy guy who never existed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539321


The sun is a created thing.

Jesus is the SON of God, not the physical sun...

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

Stop worshiping creation...
CaptainSensible

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He's the guy stealing your hubcaps.
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metaluberalles

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jesus is a latino name. i believe you want jebus, the religious dude

clarification:

jesus - "hey-soos"

jebus - "hey-boos"

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Last Edited by metaluberalles on 09/30/2011 05:31 PM
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if he is to come again , dont you think the military will be waiting, for what ever manifests itself to our world, just appears, and would be alien. gotcha
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Jesus Christ of Nazareth is THE WAY, THE TRUTH, and THE LIFE.
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Believe on the Lord Jesus and you will be saved. You and your household.
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