Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,705 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 16,850
Pageviews Today: 25,003Threads Today: 7Posts Today: 132
12:14 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 04:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
I don't use drugs but took some dbol for a month and have to take a drug test. Not for athletics, just a regular piss test. Will that show up?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1919179
United States
09/30/2011 04:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
probably not
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 06:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Bump for information please.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1473848
United States
09/30/2011 06:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Only if they measure your testicles
dballin
User ID: 1410639
United States
09/30/2011 06:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
dbol will not show up on standard blood test, however your liver enzymes ALT & AST may be messed up if they are going to check for liver enzymes, depending on how long ago you took it and if you did your post cycle therapy to recover. Your cholesterols HDL & LDL may be messed up as well. I dont know if they look at liver for drug test.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 07:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
dbol will not show up on standard blood test, however your liver enzymes ALT & AST may be messed up if they are going to check for liver enzymes, depending on how long ago you took it and if you did your post cycle therapy to recover. Your cholesterols HDL & LDL may be messed up as well. I dont know if they look at liver for drug test.
 Quoting: dballin 1410639


I'm actually still on it, but won't get tested for 5-8 weeks. I take Nolvadex also, and will take Clomid at the end. Neither of which would be tested for. It's a random employment drug screening so I think I'm alright, just wanted to check if anyone knows for sure. Thank you for the info.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2379257
United States
09/30/2011 07:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Why are you taking steroids, to become a meathead douchebag in a shirt with a popped collar?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2379257
United States
09/30/2011 07:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
guess so
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 07:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Why are you taking steroids, to become a meathead douchebag in a shirt with a popped collar?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2379257


No. Cuz your wife likes a man with some size.
LHPaul

User ID: 1266067
United States
09/30/2011 07:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
If it's just a standard piss test for a job they only check for 5 things. Weed, coke, meth,oppiates, and barbichuates.

I know I can't spell but you get the point.
Shoulda followed the signs but didn't
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 08:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
If it's just a standard piss test for a job they only check for 5 things. Weed, coke, meth,oppiates, and barbichuates.

I know I can't spell but you get the point.
 Quoting: LHPaul


Finally a real answer. Thank you I didn't think they would, but wanted to be sure because if I had to I could still stop in time. I read the traceability is three weeks, but figured only athletes get tested for it. I mean really...who takes steroids...oh, wait..
LHPaul

User ID: 1266067
United States
09/30/2011 08:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
If it's just a standard piss test for a job they only check for 5 things. Weed, coke, meth,oppiates, and barbichuates.

I know I can't spell but you get the point.
 Quoting: LHPaul


Finally a real answer. Thank you I didn't think they would, but wanted to be sure because if I had to I could still stop in time. I read the traceability is three weeks, but figured only athletes get tested for it. I mean really...who takes steroids...oh, wait..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2317537


Where I work we get random's all the time.
But they only check for 5 things. I love to smoke weed,
but job wise I can't. But I do smoke that potpopurri stuff.
(And man does it get you stoned to all bejesus)
And my work buddies and I haven't failed a piss test yet.
At least until they start checking for it.
I think you'll be safe for roid's.
But that's just my opinion. Do some more
research on it. You can also buy home drug test kits at the
pharmacy. Just to be on the safe side.
Shoulda followed the signs but didn't
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1413058
United States
09/30/2011 08:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Clomid? That's a female fertility drug that induces ovulation. Why would you take that?
chutzpah

User ID: 2389906
United States
09/30/2011 08:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Only a really strong drug test.
Boo~ya!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 08:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Clomid? That's a female fertility drug that induces ovulation. Why would you take that?
 Quoting: Oubliette


It balances out natural testosterone so you don't crash when you stop artificial testosterone.

[link to www.isteroids.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2398445
Canada
09/30/2011 08:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2398445


No. Just a regular guy. I need motivation to get in the gym. So every year or so I buy a 3 month cycle and then just maintain. I'm afraid of needles so I do the pills. I'm not some Jersey meathead, about 5'9 175, could drop 5lbs of fat and put on 10lbs muscle. Nothing serious.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1534868
Canada
09/30/2011 08:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2398445


No. Just a regular guy. I need motivation to get in the gym. So every year or so I buy a 3 month cycle and then just maintain. I'm afraid of needles so I do the pills. I'm not some Jersey meathead, about 5'9 175, could drop 5lbs of fat and put on 10lbs muscle. Nothing serious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2317537


Do you wear one of those tight douchebag shirts?

Get a manly job..you wont need the gym. afro
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 08:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2398445


No. Just a regular guy. I need motivation to get in the gym. So every year or so I buy a 3 month cycle and then just maintain. I'm afraid of needles so I do the pills. I'm not some Jersey meathead, about 5'9 175, could drop 5lbs of fat and put on 10lbs muscle. Nothing serious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2317537


Do you wear one of those tight douchebag shirts?

Get a manly job..you wont need the gym. afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1534868


No. You're girl ripped all of those off of me. Now I wear more baggy shit so she has to take it off. You really are a fuckin homo, so I take that back. You couldn't get a girl with a $100 bill in your zipper Fag!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 08:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2398445


No. Just a regular guy. I need motivation to get in the gym. So every year or so I buy a 3 month cycle and then just maintain. I'm afraid of needles so I do the pills. I'm not some Jersey meathead, about 5'9 175, could drop 5lbs of fat and put on 10lbs muscle. Nothing serious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2317537


Do you wear one of those tight douchebag shirts?

Get a manly job..you wont need the gym. afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1534868


Pfft, Canadian...really??? The home of the queer and the land of the gay!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1493261
United States
09/30/2011 10:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
If it's just for a job probably not... If your being tested for performance enhancing drugs for a sport you participate in then yes...
For life insurance probably not...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1028321
United States
09/30/2011 10:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Lol to the idiot taking about HDL and LDL, they don't test cholesterol levels. You're fine unless you're talking about sports testing.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1493261
United States
09/30/2011 10:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Clomid? That's a female fertility drug that induces ovulation. Why would you take that?
 Quoting: Oubliette


Clomid is an anti-estrogen. Synthetic testosterone or other steroids stop the natural production of testosterone. This raises the estrogen in the male body.
Clomid will bring it in check and lower it. People think it's the steroids that can cause prostate cancer. The truth is it's the high estrogen levels that the cancer feeds off of. If your gonna get prostate cancer your gonna get it. But not because the steroids caused it. That's is one reason women with breast cancer will take clomid. It lowers the estrogen that is feeding the cancer cells.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2184032
United States
09/30/2011 10:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Are they looking for steroids?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2089828
United States
09/30/2011 10:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2317537
United States
09/30/2011 10:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Lol to the idiot taking about HDL and LDL, they don't test cholesterol levels. You're fine unless you're talking about sports testing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1028321


Cool, thanks. I figured so, but also wanted to ask around to be sure. I appreciate it.
SiFu Serpentined

User ID: 1468339
United States
09/30/2011 11:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2398445


No. Just a regular guy. I need motivation to get in the gym. So every year or so I buy a 3 month cycle and then just maintain. I'm afraid of needles so I do the pills. I'm not some Jersey meathead, about 5'9 175, could drop 5lbs of fat and put on 10lbs muscle. Nothing serious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2317537


Do you wear one of those tight douchebag shirts?

Get a manly job..you wont need the gym. afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1534868


No. You're girl ripped all of those off of me. Now I wear more baggy shit so she has to take it off. You really are a fuckin homo, so I take that back. You couldn't get a girl with a $100 bill in your zipper Fag!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2317537


roid rage! banana2
______
___________
...REVOLUTION...

RE- EVOLUTION....

....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

_____________
Do you actually KNOW how batshit crazy you are, or do you think that this is all real?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1536856


Billions of People Believe some Snake, told some Chic, to Eat an Apple.
Now Females Bleed Every Month... and some Psychotic god Kills his Son, because Thousands of Years Later, he is Still Pissed Off!

But wait!

His Zombie son will Return to Kill Everyone with Eternal Pain/Fire because We Refuse to Believe in these Nonsensical, Plagiarized Myths!

But, These Same People:
*Run the World, & *are Doctors, *Scientists, *Lawyers, *Presidents and *World Leaders... *They make your Food and *Write your Laws... *They hold Guns, *Explore outer space and *Bomb other countries!

---WANT TO TELL ME AGAIN HOW BATSHIT CRAZY I AM?
Quoting: SiFu Serpentined

_____________
kundaliniactivated@yahoo
_______​____
______
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1514662
United States
09/30/2011 11:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
it depends on what panel test they use. if you're applying to drive a forklift they'll prolly just test for crack. but if its a big company and a professional position it might be an eleven panel test that looks for everything.

would you date a girl who took a drug that made her tits shrivel up into nasty little skin wrinkles? work harder to get results. roids are for cop-outs and fags.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 54112925
United Kingdom
03/22/2014 04:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Only if they measure your knob or count your Plooks and Boils.
LaniJane

User ID: 55962165
United States
03/22/2014 04:41 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2398445

First thing that came to my mind, too :).

Only if they measure your knob or count your Plooks and Boils.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54112925

lmao
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
George Carlin
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17487177
United States
03/22/2014 04:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?

No. Cuz your wife likes a man with some size.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2317537


Roids shrinks cock size.

Way to fail.

News