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Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/22/2014 04:54 PM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?

No. Cuz your wife likes a man with some size.
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Roids shrinks cock size.

Way to fail.
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Roids increase IGF levels and Follistatin while they lower myostatin, which cause cell hyperplasia, so if ANYTHING it will and new size to penis muscle.

They shrink testicular size because the Body quits producing LH and FSH which stimulate Leyrdig cells and incrtease testes size and testosterone production.

Learn something, don't be a GLP "that guy"
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08/18/2014 04:15 PM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Love when ppl who've never juiced comment about the side effects. Been on dbol and the only size difference I saw was im my chest and biceps smh 5a
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02/13/2015 03:48 AM
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Totally agree with the guy, steroids doesn't decrease cock size, if anything it increases it, steroids tell your body to stop producing testosterone cuz your already getting more than enough with the steroids therefore cause testicular shrinkage, but that is only temporary till your natural test kicks in again.
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02/13/2015 04:17 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
I don't use drugs but took some dbol for a month and have to take a drug test. Not for athletics, just a regular piss test. Will that show up?
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No . Only of they are taking blood test. A old fashioned piss test, no way of determining it
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02/13/2015 04:32 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Cop?
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No. Just a regular guy. I need motivation to get in the gym. So every year or so I buy a 3 month cycle and then just maintain. I'm afraid of needles so I do the pills. I'm not some Jersey meathead, about 5'9 175, could drop 5lbs of fat and put on 10lbs muscle. Nothing serious.
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Do you wear one of those tight douchebag shirts?

Get a manly job..you wont need the gym. afro
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Pfft, Canadian...really??? The home of the queer and the land of the gay!
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LOL. Really showing us the sterotypical steroid user ain't you? Getting piss*d so easy.

He does it cause he has an ugly face and a small penis. He is poor and can't afford a sportscar, so the only other way he can compensate for his small penis and ugly face is to cheat his way to muscles and wear a "tight douchbag t-shirt".
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02/13/2015 04:53 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
The NSA's super puters traces your IP and machine code and flags you as a roid user now.

You need a class on how not to be a dumb fuck.
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02/13/2015 05:05 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Why don't you use Synthol?
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02/13/2015 05:26 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Depends who is testing you? If it's for a job, they're testing for street drugs: heroin, mj, meth, etc...

If it's your doctor he may notice something unusual in your blood test and question you in depth to find out what could be causing the unusual results. You're covered by doctor-patient confidentiality, I believe in all states, so tell him the truth.
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02/13/2015 06:08 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
you can get pissed on booze every weekend and your job is ok but you take a bit of weed and your sacked



Do they test for benzos
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02/13/2015 06:18 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
Not in the normal drug panel so no it will not. To test for steroids is a separate test and expensive and unless they are specifically looking for steroid use it is very unlikely they would spend the money for the separate test.
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02/13/2015 06:25 AM
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Re: Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?
The two types of tests they use, is a 6 panel test (most popular) and a 10 panel. Neither one of these test for anything remotely close to steroids. You could walk in the lab with needles sticking out of your quads and you'd still show up clean of roids...





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