Will Steroids Show Up On A Drug Test?

probably not

Bump for information please.

Only if they measure your testicles

dbol will not show up on standard blood test, however your liver enzymes ALT & AST may be messed up if they are going to check for liver enzymes, depending on how long ago you took it and if you did your post cycle therapy to recover. Your cholesterols HDL & LDL may be messed up as well. I dont know if they look at liver for drug test.

I'm actually still on it, but won't get tested for 5-8 weeks. I take Nolvadex also, and will take Clomid at the end. Neither of which would be tested for. It's a random employment drug screening so I think I'm alright, just wanted to check if anyone knows for sure. Thank you for the info.

Why are you taking steroids, to become a meathead douchebag in a shirt with a popped collar?

guess so

No. Cuz your wife likes a man with some size.

If it's just a standard piss test for a job they only check for 5 things. Weed, coke, meth,oppiates, and barbichuates.

I know I can't spell but you get the point.

Finally a real answer. Thank you I didn't think they would, but wanted to be sure because if I had to I could still stop in time. I read the traceability is three weeks, but figured only athletes get tested for it. I mean really...who takes steroids...oh, wait..

Where I work we get random's all the time.
But they only check for 5 things. I love to smoke weed,
but job wise I can't. But I do smoke that potpopurri stuff.
(And man does it get you stoned to all bejesus)
And my work buddies and I haven't failed a piss test yet.
At least until they start checking for it.
I think you'll be safe for roid's.
But that's just my opinion. Do some more
research on it. You can also buy home drug test kits at the
pharmacy. Just to be on the safe side.

Clomid? That's a female fertility drug that induces ovulation. Why would you take that?

Only a really strong drug test.

It balances out natural testosterone so you don't crash when you stop artificial testosterone.

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Cop?

No. Just a regular guy. I need motivation to get in the gym. So every year or so I buy a 3 month cycle and then just maintain. I'm afraid of needles so I do the pills. I'm not some Jersey meathead, about 5'9 175, could drop 5lbs of fat and put on 10lbs muscle. Nothing serious.

Do you wear one of those tight douchebag shirts?

Get a manly job..you wont need the gym.

No. You're girl ripped all of those off of me. Now I wear more baggy shit so she has to take it off. You really are a fuckin homo, so I take that back. You couldn't get a girl with a $100 bill in your zipper Fag!

Pfft, Canadian...really??? The home of the queer and the land of the gay!

If it's just for a job probably not... If your being tested for performance enhancing drugs for a sport you participate in then yes...
For life insurance probably not...

Lol to the idiot taking about HDL and LDL, they don't test cholesterol levels. You're fine unless you're talking about sports testing.

Clomid is an anti-estrogen. Synthetic testosterone or other steroids stop the natural production of testosterone. This raises the estrogen in the male body.
Clomid will bring it in check and lower it. People think it's the steroids that can cause prostate cancer. The truth is it's the high estrogen levels that the cancer feeds off of. If your gonna get prostate cancer your gonna get it. But not because the steroids caused it. That's is one reason women with breast cancer will take clomid. It lowers the estrogen that is feeding the cancer cells.

Are they looking for steroids?

Cool, thanks. I figured so, but also wanted to ask around to be sure. I appreciate it.

roid rage!

it depends on what panel test they use. if you're applying to drive a forklift they'll prolly just test for crack. but if its a big company and a professional position it might be an eleven panel test that looks for everything.

would you date a girl who took a drug that made her tits shrivel up into nasty little skin wrinkles? work harder to get results. roids are for cop-outs and fags.

Only if they measure your knob or count your Plooks and Boils.

First thing that came to my mind, too :).

Roids shrinks cock size.

Way to fail.