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Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull

 
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Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
Put Vick in a cage will with an aggressive, young muscled Rott or Pitt Bull.

I am guessing one solid strong pit bull or rotweiller would tear Mike Vick to fucking shreds, kill him easily.

He may be an athlete stronger and bigger than most of us but against an aggressive healthy muscled pit bull he's weak.

I guess the only way Vick might have a chance is if he were to pick up the dog and somehow slam it on the ground, a smart dog would get him on the ground through, and off his feet. Once on the ground, he would be as good as dead.

Would be a sight to see, watching that psychopath get his ass handed to him by a dogs he tortured.
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
So, no thoughts if whether the bad guy would win or not?
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
The dog would give Vick a concussion, and break his hand.
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
It seems like the Rottweiler would destroy him.....

It seems like the Pit Bull would destroy him.....

Except.... if that's true, then how did he ever get in trouble to begin with?

So you see... Vick is GREAT at murdering dogs. He has a real advantage here, and years of experience.

When you want a dog murdered, for whatever reason, you call Michael Vick.

He'll even give you an estimate over the phone. Classy guy.
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
It seems like the Rottweiler would destroy him.....

It seems like the Pit Bull would destroy him.....

Except.... if that's true, then how did he ever get in trouble to begin with?

So you see... Vick is GREAT at murdering dogs. He has a real advantage here, and years of experience.

When you want a dog murdered, for whatever reason, you call Michael Vick.

He'll even give you an estimate over the phone. Classy guy.
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Yep, my money's on Vick. He's on a winning streak.
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
The dog would give Vick a concussion, and break his hand.
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Lol...that puss didn't even break his hand,It was just a little cut! LMFAO!
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
The dog would give Vick a concussion, and break his hand.
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Actually, although I know you are joking considering his recent injuries, if a dog DID try to kill him, they WOULD go for the hand. Remember this if you ever end up in the shitty position of having to fight a dog: they go for your hand, once they get a hold of it, they hang on tight, sink their teeth in deep, and when they have you, they pull you FORWARD, until you are off balance.

Their goal is to pull you to the ground, because once you are down, then they can reach your throat. If the dog gets your throat, you're finished.

Your only hope would be to act totally submissive and whimper, and not to resist AT ALL once the dog had you on the ground. But that is only assuming it wasn't angry enough to rip your throat out the instant it got a hold of your adam's apple.
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
as a side note, if Michael Vick ever got you by the throat, whimpering and acting submissive has no effect on him, since he lost his conscience years ago in a car accident.
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
Well, as a man who has raised both pit bulls and rottweilers for 17+ years, a full-grown man who is not a limp-wristed pussy should be able to defend himself against a single dog.

On the the other hand, I have learned the hard way that a single man cannot take two pit bulls or rottweilers at the same time. It's not possible...not if the dogs are worth a shit. They are too fast and too powerful. That's why I have two pit bulls. Good luck...
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
It seems like the Rottweiler would destroy him.....

It seems like the Pit Bull would destroy him.....

Except.... if that's true, then how did he ever get in trouble to begin with?

So you see... Vick is GREAT at murdering dogs. He has a real advantage here, and years of experience.

When you want a dog murdered, for whatever reason, you call Michael Vick.

He'll even give you an estimate over the phone. Classy guy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2379257


Yep, my money's on Vick. He's on a winning streak.
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Most of the dogs Vick murdered were the dogs that lost the fight, were already torn up and tired. Nothing impressive about Vick murdering an already have dead dog.

I am talking about a good strong dog, fresh and ready to go for his jugular.

Vick would lose, definitely against a Rott. Shit I saw a German Shepard on cops once decimate this big body builder dude, the guy did fight the dog, and the cops said well, let's just let the dog chew his ass for a while until he learns, and boy did that meathead learn.
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Re: Who would win in fight - Michael Vick Vs a solid Rott or Pit Bull
The dog would give Vick a concussion, and break his hand.
 Quoting: CaptainSensible


Actually, although I know you are joking considering his recent injuries, if a dog DID try to kill him, they WOULD go for the hand. Remember this if you ever end up in the shitty position of having to fight a dog: they go for your hand, once they get a hold of it, they hang on tight, sink their teeth in deep, and when they have you, they pull you FORWARD, until you are off balance.

Their goal is to pull you to the ground, because once you are down, then they can reach your throat. If the dog gets your throat, you're finished.

Your only hope would be to act totally submissive and whimper, and not to resist AT ALL once the dog had you on the ground. But that is only assuming it wasn't angry enough to rip your throat out the instant it got a hold of your adam's apple.
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see my post below...as a man who has raised these dogs, they do not go for your hand...they go for your face or throat, right from the get-go.

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