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Please Help, I am Married to My Mom

 
Cosmic Evolution
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Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother.

Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony.

I am currently in a binding contract with her.

I am about to cancel the contract.

How do I tell her nicely to fuck off?
This is the symbiotic holographic universe.
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Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother.

Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony.

I am currently in a binding contract with her.

I am about to cancel the contract.

How do I tell her nicely to fuck off?
 Quoting: Cosmic Evolution


I would leave town without saying goodbye. Leave. Leave!!
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10/01/2011 08:07 AM
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We do it all the time here, mom is a lil close but eh not so bad, is she hot?
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Alabama????
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Welch, West Virgina right?
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You have a right to be here on this planet on your own terms, not those of your mother's.

Break those ties that bind and fly free little birdie.
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Re: Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother.

Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony.

I am currently in a binding contract with her.

I am about to cancel the contract.

How do I tell her nicely to fuck off?
 Quoting: Cosmic Evolution


See, now THAT is what alcohol is good for. A weed smoker would never fuck his mother.
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Re: Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother.

Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony.

I am currently in a binding contract with her.

I am about to cancel the contract.

How do I tell her nicely to fuck off?
 Quoting: Cosmic Evolution


I'll tell you when I've finished vomiting
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Re: Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother.

Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony.

I am currently in a binding contract with her.

I am about to cancel the contract.

How do I tell her nicely to fuck off?
 Quoting: Cosmic Evolution


say this "please fuck off mom"
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You have a right to be here on this planet on your own terms, not those of your mother's.

Break those ties that bind and fly free little birdie.
 Quoting: Tranquility


Thanks! Finally someone who understands.


Folks, get real, this is not the typical marriage. I am married to her under a legal contract that I signed and was unaware of the consequences.
This is the symbiotic holographic universe.
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:LOL7:
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Why did you marry your Mom????
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i just hate it when that happens
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Too late ...she pregnant.s226
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this one is gonna be tricky since you did contract with her. so i am going to go ahead and advise you to file for bankruptcy ( preferentially ch.7) in order to discharge any previous contracts. Co-dependence can be a bitch, but you have to live your own life.
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Pics of the consumation or we don't believe you.
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your sick
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It's a contract...you gave your word before God almighty . You stick unless she is unfaithful that is your only out. You are no better then you word
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Re: Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
Here's how:

Get a fucking job and move out of her basement!
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Re: Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
Literally your Mom? Or figuratively, as in the woman you married has turned out to be just like your Mom?

If it is the latter, just remember to figure out why you did it, and don't make the same mistake again.

If it is the former, it sounds like an invalid contract if you were not a fully consenting party to the agreement.
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With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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how did it happen?
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Re: Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother.

Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony.

I am currently in a binding contract with her.

I am about to cancel the contract.

How do I tell her nicely to fuck off?
 Quoting: Cosmic Evolution


Hi Oedipus, long time no talk. Say hi to Antigone.
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Yes op we need more details. What is the nature of the contract? Have you actually slept with your mom?
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Yes op we need more details. What is the nature of the contract? Have you actually slept with your mom?
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drama
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Re: Please Help, I am Married to My Mom
you nd your mother are both sick focks.This is something my motherinlaw would love to do.Youre all sick man!!!

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