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Virgo10 User ID: 1555575 United States 10/01/2011 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother. Quoting: Cosmic Evolution Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony. I am currently in a binding contract with her. I am about to cancel the contract. How do I tell her nicely to fuck off? I would leave town without saying goodbye. Leave. Leave!! |
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The Mad Ape User ID: 2131329 Canada 10/01/2011 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Welch, West Virgina right? Figuring out the NWO is so easy, even an Ape can do it! [link to Tatumba.com] ... home of The Mad Ape |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2426520 United States 10/01/2011 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother. Quoting: Cosmic Evolution Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony. I am currently in a binding contract with her. I am about to cancel the contract. How do I tell her nicely to fuck off? See, now THAT is what alcohol is good for. A weed smoker would never fuck his mother. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2426776 United Kingdom 10/01/2011 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother. Quoting: Cosmic Evolution Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony. I am currently in a binding contract with her. I am about to cancel the contract. How do I tell her nicely to fuck off? I'll tell you when I've finished vomiting |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2426776 United Kingdom 10/01/2011 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother. Quoting: Cosmic Evolution Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony. I am currently in a binding contract with her. I am about to cancel the contract. How do I tell her nicely to fuck off? say this "please fuck off mom" |
Cosmic Evolution (OP) User ID: 1390389 United States 10/01/2011 08:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You have a right to be here on this planet on your own terms, not those of your mother's. Quoting: Tranquility Break those ties that bind and fly free little birdie. Thanks! Finally someone who understands. Folks, get real, this is not the typical marriage. I am married to her under a legal contract that I signed and was unaware of the consequences. This is the symbiotic holographic universe. |
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htp User ID: 977661 United States 10/01/2011 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Literally your Mom? Or figuratively, as in the woman you married has turned out to be just like your Mom? If it is the latter, just remember to figure out why you did it, and don't make the same mistake again. If it is the former, it sounds like an invalid contract if you were not a fully consenting party to the agreement. |
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OEat User ID: 1158424 Canada 10/01/2011 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't ask how it happened, but I am married to my mother. Quoting: Cosmic Evolution Marriage is a social union or legal contract between people that creates kinship. It is an institution in which interpersonal relationships, depending on the culture or subculture in which it is found. Such a union, often formalized via a wedding ceremony, may also be called matrimony. I am currently in a binding contract with her. I am about to cancel the contract. How do I tell her nicely to fuck off? Hi Oedipus, long time no talk. Say hi to Antigone. |
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