You have to be kidding me- a student film project?!

"Hey Dave, I've got the best idea for a film project! I'm telling you this idea is going to be HUGE!!"

"Yeah, yeah just like your last idea!"

"No this time it's going to be the real deal. I swear!"

"Well I hope so, because I'm sick of having no money and living off beans on toast."

"Okay now hear me out before dismissing my idea. Right, okay. Well you know that BBC reality show 'Motorway Cops,' well I was thinking the real life incidents it shows are too tame! So it got me thinking- how about we stage our own bizarre, crazy incident!"

"And how are we gonna do that you crazy fool?!"

"Well firstly I need you to apply to the production company that makes the BBC show and get them to hire you as a cameraman on that show. And then I'll know your filming schedule and here's where my idea really kicks in. This is the t.v gold bit. I'm going to recruit a pair of twin sisters and convince them to walk down the central reservation of a motorway and get picked up by CCTV and the Highways Agency will alert traffic police. And as I know you'll be filming with a squad in the area you'll get dispatched to the scene. Then this is the best bit... One of the twins will run out into the fast lane of said live motorway and get knocked down by a H.G.V. Then moments later her twin will run out and get hit by a car! And you'll capture all of this on camera as you're there filming for 'Motorway Cops'. It's f@#%ing genius!!!"

"Are you on drugs?! How the f@%k do you propose we pull that off!? 'Hi, we're making a documentary for the BBC and we can't afford to pay you, but how would you and your twin sister fancy getting hit by fast moving vehicles on a motorway....of course you won't die, maybe you'll suffer a few minor injuries. And I was thinking that after you've been knocked down you could perhaps get up and run accross the opposite side of the live motorway into traffic and then fight off a few cops and....No we're not crazy! Hello...hello? Look Steve this is the 4th set of twin sisters I've contacted and ain't nobody taking us seriously!"

"Dave, Dave... You're selling it all wrong. Play up the BBC aspect and gloss over the hit by a moving truck bit. Look, just give this next pair a go and if they hang up like the rest we'll think of another idea....come on just give it one last try. Look these last two are blonde Swedish identical twins. If they hang up we'll just go to the pub and get drunk!"