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List of false prophets and failed predictions.

 
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You don't have any of my predictions listed on here...how come?
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please add:
Thread: Who is Kaoru Nakamaru? She predicts 3 days of darkness starting from December 22 to 25th of December 2012.

and two more from the indefatigable Solar Guardian:
Thread: X-60+ class solar flare by December 20 2012

Thread: Magnitude 9.8 Earthquake by December 8 2012

on that last thread he says:

I believe this time it truly will happen, because cosmic rays will flood more into our solar system as a result of our entry into the denser areas of the Plasma Cloud just now. If this doesn't happen by December 8 2012, I will refrain from posting at GLP for 50 days starting from December 9 2012.

which I think is great news for everyone on this thread...

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Rapture was invented by Margaret MacDonald in 1820's/

rapture is NOT the same as the Second Coming of Christ.
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Rapture was NOT invented by anybody but God.
Agree it is not the same as the 2nd Coming.
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What are you talking about?? The rapture isn't in the freaking Bible.. Go read it, freaking A man, it isn't that hard. Open book, read book, sound less stupid when discussing it.

See?? Simple, it's a three step program.
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I'm talking about scripture, and yes, the rapture is in the Bible or I wouldn't believe in it. I have read it many times, in several languages, and studied it intensely most of my life.

How about presenting an actual argument rather than hurling self-righteous insults?
 Quoting: Keep2theCode

Ok how's this for an argument (from another Christian who has studied as well):

1) If the Rapture is supposed to happen, at any time... be it pre-, mid, or post tribulation, then why does Revalatuion 6:9 say that they must wait "until their fellow servants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled."

2) The Seven Church Ages (as described in chapters 2 & 3 of Rev.) talk about the church being thrown up after they have drifted so far from the God of Israel that they eventually embraced the Antichrist. If the church were to deserve being "vomited out", then why would God rapture them away to bliss and safety if it must happen? Or are you suggesting the Lord would reward the backsliding and deviating churches without punishment?

3) John explains that at certain points during the tribulation times (including during the second half), believers will receive various protections from certain of the plagues (compare Revelation 7:3, 9:4 etc). This establishes that they will obviously still be on the earth at those points... So how does the Rapture figure into that?

I'll just start an actual argument with those three... and if necessary continue on gladly
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Re: List of false prophets and failed predictions.
please add:
Thread: Who is Kaoru Nakamaru? She predicts 3 days of darkness starting from December 22 to 25th of December 2012.

and two more from the indefatigable Solar Guardian:
Thread: X-60+ class solar flare by December 20 2012

Thread: Magnitude 9.8 Earthquake by December 8 2012

on that last thread he says:

I believe this time it truly will happen, because cosmic rays will flood more into our solar system as a result of our entry into the denser areas of the Plasma Cloud just now. If this doesn't happen by December 8 2012, I will refrain from posting at GLP for 50 days starting from December 9 2012.

which I think is great news for everyone on this thread...

popcorn
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I am sorry, but 12/21 and around doom predictions deserve a separate forum. I have neither desire nor capability to track all these countless predictions.
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Ok how's this for an argument (from another Christian who has studied as well):

1) If the Rapture is supposed to happen, at any time... be it pre-, mid, or post tribulation, then why does Revalatuion 6:9 say that they must wait "until their fellow servants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25768177

You apparently presume that "saints", or "the elect", or "servants", or "brethren" are always church-age Christians. But since OT believers were sometimes referred to in this manner, there is no reason that post-church believers can't either. Therefore Rev. 6:9 has no bearing on the timing of the Rapture.

2) The Seven Church Ages (as described in chapters 2 & 3 of Rev.) talk about the church being thrown up after they have drifted so far from the God of Israel that they eventually embraced the Antichrist. If the church were to deserve being "vomited out", then why would God rapture them away to bliss and safety if it must happen? Or are you suggesting the Lord would reward the backsliding and deviating churches without punishment?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25768177

First of all, nobody knows whether the 7 letters represent church ages. We only know for sure that they were letters to real, physical churches in Turkey in the first century. Second, by the warnings to 5 of the 7 from Jesus, it is obvious that not everyone in those congregations was necessarily saved. But if any were faithful, they were commended. And all who believe in the Rapture will tell you that this is for believers, not fake Christians, regardless of what church they may belong to. Jesus clearly has separate messages for both groups.

3) John explains that at certain points during the tribulation times (including during the second half), believers will receive various protections from certain of the plagues (compare Revelation 7:3, 9:4 etc). This establishes that they will obviously still be on the earth at those points... So how does the Rapture figure into that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25768177

Already answered this one; there will be people saved after the Rapture.

But if you want to continue, you might want to start a separate thread since this one is just listing failed predictions.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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the Hawk-02 threads are parodies, you realize that, right?
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Parodies or not they are still B/S and Busted!
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CONFIRMED

Thread: **** EARTHQUAKE tonight


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When are you going to realise your 6.3 predictions are not impressing anyone ( except the few who don't have a concept of how often they are, and the goalpost rate of a few days which gives you a high percentage of getting it right )

Predict a big one 8> with a couple of days as a goalpost and I would start listening, hey even start with 7> even that would be an eye opener if you got those right, but you are no where near on to something yet.
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You do not need to follow this.

I am demonstrating my theory that significant quakes occur due to asteroid interaction with the planet. I can do it own my own privately or share in public which I am doing, which creates a historic and verifiable record.

If you want a 8.0+ prediction then it is in October 16-28 as posted Aug 29th...


...


Considering the fact that EQs > 8.0 happen once a year this prediction has 3.5% chance to happen. I can accept it. Just create a separate thread.
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Listen, I love Geology, I have read up on so much my head is bursting, I am actually going back to school at my age to get grades to attend University to study Geology, it is what I resarch in my own time and what I shall be researching as an education soon.
If someone is adamant their theory works when it comes to Geology I will do my damndest to research and understand it.

Do not put information out there for people to read and ask those who disagree with you not to follow it.

Now, as to your quote on Sergman, he is not be all and end all on this subject, to predict an 8> eq with a 12 day window is just not good enough. If you truly believe your theory to be right you would not give such a timeframe.

I am going to study geology soon, I am not going to sit at my computer on my comfy chair and predict earthquakes on rocks smaller than the moon that you think affect the earth ... come to think of it, if asteroids affect the earth enough to cause earthquakes, then, why don't we have earthquakes all the time from the distance of our huge ( compared to asteroids ) moon ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23472901


1) I choose the time frame from Oct 16 to Oct 28 due to two days with high NEO counts of Oct. 17 and Oct 28 which are my target dates. If you want me to narrow it... then watch October 28th. I have put that date out there for many months.

2) I do not think any influence is cause by gravity. I think it is more related to "electric universe" theory as space rocks build up a charge and perhaps discharge in a way known or unknown causing interactions with Earth and Sun.
 Quoting: TheTruthWorker

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B U S T E D

She / he said mag 8.5



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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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B U S T E D

She / he said mag 8.5



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 Quoting: Hydra


CONFIRMED

If you take the original Richter scale not the - 1 point Richter scale as is now being used!!
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B U S T E D

She / he said mag 8.5



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 Quoting: Hydra


CONFIRMED

If you take the original Richter scale not the - 1 point Richter scale as is now being used!!
 Quoting: NODOOM

Sorry to correct you: There is no downgrade of the Richter scale - it's an urban legend introduced by the Nibiru- and Earthquake-Tards.

The Richter scale was replaced by the Moment magnitude scale in the early 1980th because it's more accurate, especially when the neares seismometer is far away from the epicenter.
Since more than 30 years the Richter scale is not in use any more.
Even if the media refer to the Richter scale in reality it's the MMS.

I this case there were three stations close by. Thus the 7.7 Mw (MMS) may by something between 7.6-7.8 ML (Richter) but far away from an 8.5.

In general:
Small quakes 3-: Mw < ML
Moderate quakes 3-6: Mw = ML
Big quakes 7+: Mw > ML


MMS: [link to en.wikipedia.org]


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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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B U S T E D

She / he said mag 8.5



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 Quoting: Hydra


CONFIRMED

If you take the original Richter scale not the - 1 point Richter scale as is now being used!!
 Quoting: NODOOM

Sorry to correct you: There is no downgrade of the Richter scale - it's an urban legend introduced by the Nibiru- and Earthquake-Tards.

The Richter scale was replaced by the Moment magnitude scale in the early 1980th because it's more accurate, especially when the neares seismometer is far away from the epicenter.
Since more than 30 years the Richter scale is not in use any more.
Even if the media refer to the Richter scale in reality it's the MMS.

I this case there were three stations close by. Thus the 7.7 Mw (MMS) may by something between 7.6-7.8 ML (Richter) but far away from an 8.5.

In general:
Small quakes 3-: Mw < ML
Moderate quakes 3-6: Mw = ML
Big quakes 7+: Mw > ML


MMS: [link to en.wikipedia.org]


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On this subject I will agree to disagree with you.
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On this subject I will agree to disagree with you.
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cool2

OK

But some readings:
Thread: AS I THOUGHT,THE RICHTER SCALE WAS DOWNGRADED.
OP refers to John Moore: [link to www.2012hoax.org]

[link to geology.about.com]


For instance, the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and the 1964 Good Friday quake in Alaska both had surface-wave magnitudes of 8.3.

Yet the Alaskan quake involved a much bigger fault and released 100 times as much energy. So when the more accurate moment magnitude scale came along, San Francisco was downgraded to 7.8, and the Alaskan quake was boosted to 9.2.

[link to www.platetectonics.com]


The Richter magnitude scale accurately reflects the amount of seismic energy released by an earthquake up to aboutML6.5, but for increasingly larger earthquakes, the Richter scale progressively underestimates the actual energy release.
[link to www.elsevierdirect.com]


First, the magnitudes of the earthquakes are measured in "moment magnitude" this scale is similar to the Richter scale, but does not saturate at the high end. Basically, you need the moment magnitude scale to measure large earthquakes because the Richter scale is based on shaking of an old school seismometer and after some amount of energy release, the shaking doesn't really increase. The moment magnitude however increases steadily with total energy radiated.
[link to models.street-artists.org]


[link to www.gps.caltech.edu]
Page 2 is a ML vs Mw comparison for some EQ


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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

aseindia
Annular Solar Eclipse - January 15, 2010 - Rameshwaram, India
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B U S T E D

She / he said mag 8.5



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 Quoting: Hydra


CONFIRMED

If you take the original Richter scale not the - 1 point Richter scale as is now being used!!
 Quoting: NODOOM

Sorry to correct you: There is no downgrade of the Richter scale - it's an urban legend introduced by the Nibiru- and Earthquake-Tards.

The Richter scale was replaced by the Moment magnitude scale in the early 1980th because it's more accurate, especially when the neares seismometer is far away from the epicenter.
Since more than 30 years the Richter scale is not in use any more.
Even if the media refer to the Richter scale in reality it's the MMS.

I this case there were three stations close by. Thus the 7.7 Mw (MMS) may by something between 7.6-7.8 ML (Richter) but far away from an 8.5.

In general:
Small quakes 3-: Mw < ML
Moderate quakes 3-6: Mw = ML
Big quakes 7+: Mw > ML


MMS: [link to en.wikipedia.org]


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 Quoting: Hydra


Good info. Thanks!
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On this subject I will agree to disagree with you.
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cool2

OK

But some readings:
Thread: AS I THOUGHT,THE RICHTER SCALE WAS DOWNGRADED.
OP refers to John Moore: [link to www.2012hoax.org]

[link to geology.about.com]


For instance, the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and the 1964 Good Friday quake in Alaska both had surface-wave magnitudes of 8.3.

Yet the Alaskan quake involved a much bigger fault and released 100 times as much energy. So when the more accurate moment magnitude scale came along, San Francisco was downgraded to 7.8, and the Alaskan quake was boosted to 9.2.

[link to www.platetectonics.com]


The Richter magnitude scale accurately reflects the amount of seismic energy released by an earthquake up to aboutML6.5, but for increasingly larger earthquakes, the Richter scale progressively underestimates the actual energy release.
[link to www.elsevierdirect.com]


First, the magnitudes of the earthquakes are measured in "moment magnitude" this scale is similar to the Richter scale, but does not saturate at the high end. Basically, you need the moment magnitude scale to measure large earthquakes because the Richter scale is based on shaking of an old school seismometer and after some amount of energy release, the shaking doesn't really increase. The moment magnitude however increases steadily with total energy radiated.
[link to models.street-artists.org]


[link to www.gps.caltech.edu]
Page 2 is a ML vs Mw comparison for some EQ


.
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I said I agree to disagree with you.

There is no need to give me a lecture ffs!!
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My favorite false prophet: Brother Stair! Or R.G. Stair, of Overcomerministry . I've been a fan eversince I heard him predict that George H. W. Bush would resign 30 days early and let Dan Quayle be president for a month, because the Israelites ate quail for 30 days in the wilderness! He's been making wildly funny false prophecies ever since.

The best part of his broadcast is when he argues with other fundies, as well as sarcastic unbelievers.

Where to find him? AM stations, late at night, all over the Short Wave band, and on the internet. He preaches vigorously day and night.

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I ever wonder, is there a thread about real prophets and real predictions? Or we never ever had an accurate one?

Btw, if someone starts one let me know. (:
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I ever wonder, is there a thread about real prophets and real predictions? Or we never ever had an accurate one?

Btw, if someone starts one let me know. (:
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Look for the them in here. There are some listed here.
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nice thread OP - all the doom and gloom prophets should be rounded up and locked up for causing panic and bullshit lies to the people. all predictions are fantasy in peoples' mind's - fuck all is gonna happen and fuck all ever will - we're here to live out all the shit we have to put up with.
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