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Man pulls out both eyes during church service

 
Informz

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10/03/2011 01:41 PM
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10/03/2011 01:45 PM
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How do you tear your eyes out with your hands....? I can't even imagine how that is physically possible...!
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10/03/2011 01:48 PM
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Damn, those Catholics are down with the sickness rockon
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10/03/2011 01:50 PM
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I felt like pulling mine out the last time I was at church.
Everyone needs to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer.
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10/03/2011 02:02 PM
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eye eye! what's all this then?

wonder if he's a teacher? cos now he hasn't got any pupils.

he should be lashed for that!

etc.
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Bet he didn't see that coming?
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10/03/2011 02:03 PM
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wow that is mental , really crazy
so what happen's now ...
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10/03/2011 02:05 PM
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I felt like pulling mine out the last time I was at church.
 Quoting: Luckystrike


Yep, I know that feeling. Good comment; probably the most profound on this thread so far. You, Sir, are clearly an enlightened soul. applause2
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10/03/2011 02:10 PM
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Why just Sam and Dean what do you have against Bobby. Oh and why CAS he could restore them eyeballs. HAHA
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Going to church will make you do that....evil3
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10/03/2011 02:49 PM
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Baby picture fail.
 Quoting: gurunade


WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT :AHAT:
 Quoting: ttowngirl


That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.

beat_shot
 Quoting: gurunade


YOUR STUPID
 Quoting: ttowngirl


i liked it... an dont ever say thrice again lol

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Rockin a flag don't make you a hero
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:powc:
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have also suffered a sudden illness.


+ eyeless crazies = zombies, surely?
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its just bad translation, it means people got sick, cuz it was gross not cuz its a virus lol
Rockin a flag don't make you a hero
VillaFi

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10/03/2011 03:21 PM
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Crap - I need meds just reading it!
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10/03/2011 03:21 PM
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Adultery

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 "If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

He did the right thing. Any part of your body that lusts after women should be cut off straight away. Or you will be barred from ever getting into heaven. I'm pretty much limbless now, talk through a tube and piss into a bag. I've ensured my seat in heaven now with the Church whom I have allowed to make direct deposits from my wages of 15% a month and when die I have agreed to leave any property I own to Jesus.
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cruise
This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled.

For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves.
VillaFi

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10/03/2011 03:22 PM
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eye eye! what's all this then?

wonder if he's a teacher? cos now he hasn't got any pupils.

he should be lashed for that!

etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2427015


Bet he didn't see that coming?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2394226


Rim shots!
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10/03/2011 03:30 PM
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
eye eye! what's all this then?

wonder if he's a teacher? cos now he hasn't got any pupils.

he should be lashed for that!

etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2427015


Bet he didn't see that coming?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2394226


Rim shots!
 Quoting: VillaFi


when the voice said 'Sock it to em baby', he must have misunderstood?
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10/03/2011 03:36 PM
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Luckily the voice didn't tell him to rip out his balls.
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


it's been done.

Brit again. chuckle

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Adultery

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 "If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

He did the right thing. Any part of your body that lusts after women should be cut off straight away. Or you will be barred from ever getting into heaven. I'm pretty much limbless now, talk through a tube and piss into a bag. I've ensured my seat in heaven now with the Church whom I have allowed to make direct deposits from my wages of 15% a month and when die I have agreed to leave any property I own to Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552511


1rof1
then why in the world would ANYONE start with their eyes ?! When the lights are out all women look the same ... and men...
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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Re: Man pulls out both eyes during church service
That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.


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I like your style.

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