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Man pulls out both eyes during church service

 
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How do you tear your eyes out with your hands....? I can't even imagine how that is physically possible...!
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Damn, those Catholics are down with the sickness rockon
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I felt like pulling mine out the last time I was at church.
Everyone needs to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer.
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10/03/2011 02:02 PM
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eye eye! what's all this then?

wonder if he's a teacher? cos now he hasn't got any pupils.

he should be lashed for that!

etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2427015


Bet he didn't see that coming?
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wow that is mental , really crazy
so what happen's now ...
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I felt like pulling mine out the last time I was at church.
 Quoting: Luckystrike


Yep, I know that feeling. Good comment; probably the most profound on this thread so far. You, Sir, are clearly an enlightened soul. applause2
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Why just Sam and Dean what do you have against Bobby. Oh and why CAS he could restore them eyeballs. HAHA
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Going to church will make you do that....evil3
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Baby picture fail.
 Quoting: gurunade


WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT AHAT
 Quoting: ttowngirl


That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.

beat_shot
 Quoting: gurunade


YOUR STUPID
 Quoting: ttowngirl


i liked it... an dont ever say thrice again lol

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Rockin a flag don't make you a hero
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:powc:
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have also suffered a sudden illness.


+ eyeless crazies = zombies, surely?
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its just bad translation, it means people got sick, cuz it was gross not cuz its a virus lol
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Crap - I need meds just reading it!
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Adultery

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 "If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

He did the right thing. Any part of your body that lusts after women should be cut off straight away. Or you will be barred from ever getting into heaven. I'm pretty much limbless now, talk through a tube and piss into a bag. I've ensured my seat in heaven now with the Church whom I have allowed to make direct deposits from my wages of 15% a month and when die I have agreed to leave any property I own to Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552511


cruise
This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled.

For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves.
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eye eye! what's all this then?

wonder if he's a teacher? cos now he hasn't got any pupils.

he should be lashed for that!

etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2427015


Bet he didn't see that coming?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2394226


Rim shots!
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10/03/2011 03:30 PM
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eye eye! what's all this then?

wonder if he's a teacher? cos now he hasn't got any pupils.

he should be lashed for that!

etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2427015


Bet he didn't see that coming?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2394226


Rim shots!
 Quoting: VillaFi


when the voice said 'Sock it to em baby', he must have misunderstood?
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Luckily the voice didn't tell him to rip out his balls.
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


it's been done.

Brit again. chuckle

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Adultery

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 "If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

He did the right thing. Any part of your body that lusts after women should be cut off straight away. Or you will be barred from ever getting into heaven. I'm pretty much limbless now, talk through a tube and piss into a bag. I've ensured my seat in heaven now with the Church whom I have allowed to make direct deposits from my wages of 15% a month and when die I have agreed to leave any property I own to Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552511


1rof1
then why in the world would ANYONE start with their eyes ?! When the lights are out all women look the same ... and men...
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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That you're a fucking moron who posted a random picture of a baby not once, but thrice, in a thread about a man gouging his own eyes out in a church.


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I like your style.

clappa
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I felt like pulling mine out the last time I was at church.
 Quoting: Luckystrike


Then you're going to the wrong church.

You should be leaving inspired to and believing that you can pray for the sick, and that they will recover.

spock
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Luckily the voice didn't tell him to rip out his balls.
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


He took care of that weeks prior.

Explains the weird meatballs is the church spaghetti dinner. 5a

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A symbolic gesture.banana2
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118 health and explained that she had been "a voice" told him to do so. "He was sitting with the others who listened to the sermon, on the left side of the church, in the back rows, and when he stood up screaming," he told the parish priest Don Lorenzo Tanganelli: the faithful found themselves faced with a mask of blood and some of them have also suffered a sudden illness.

more at link
 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts


I don't understand why even an insane person will do what a Voice tells him to do. There must be more to it than a voice, maybe also an irresistable force or compulsion forcing him to do it, that he can't resist? Because just a voice wouldn't be persuasive if it was saying 'pluck your eyes out.' I mean even if we were in the army and a general told us to pluck our eyes out, we wouldn't obey if they told us to do that, so why obey a voice in one's head.
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agreed

I have an implant, they tried the V2S tech on me, in the early years the voices were muffled like you had your head underwater, but in my late teens iwas being harrased MASSIVELY, extreme violent dreams and thought loops, my own mind made feel sick, felt i was being pushed to act out, felt i couldn't sleep until i had gone to whomevers house i was thinking of and killed them, then came the voices when out in public, only happened twice, the first time i was puzzled, and the second time it happened i was like "ha caught you out" there was no way i could have heard this mans voice so clear across a busy town street threatening me, i knew it wasn't him, then Dunblane happened, which made me think he may have been manipulated the same way, i knew it wasn't me, i got straight off to the doctors and got some counselling (which isn't available anymore), they haven't tried it since, they know i am watching for that shit, but they can affect the people around me through me, tickle their amygdalas and have them attack me........i guess they are employing the 'more than one way to skin a cat'.......it's as if they can feel a vibe coming off me, when there is no problem at all, it is pretty freaky when suddenly a whole queue of people react on you, they look at you in total fear, eyes seem wider and blacker than normal when this happens too.

I didn't go with the voice, so i don't know why others do, maybe they they can't distinguish what is them and what is not 1dunno1
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Talk about face touching!
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Perhaps they offended him.

If his eyes were causing him to sin, he did the right thing.

It's in the Bible.
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daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn ssaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

that dude is a real man, with his own hands!!! take that Chuck Norris!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2509995


"A voice told me to do"

Whose voice do you think told him to do it anyway???
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Adultery

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 "If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

He did the right thing. Any part of your body that lusts after women should be cut off straight away. Or you will be barred from ever getting into heaven. I'm pretty much limbless now, talk through a tube and piss into a bag. I've ensured my seat in heaven now with the Church whom I have allowed to make direct deposits from my wages of 15% a month and when die I have agreed to leave any property I own to Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1552511


You are a true saint! Bless you, oh most pious follower. Your faith is an inspiration to us all!!!1!
One of the usual idiots
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Another CIA mind voice projection experiment .....

plus getting an erection wile watching church goers fem cleavages !


That had got to Hurt! dead3
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wtf
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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