Wife Wants Me Dead! Help....

You must have been a pretty bad husband huh?

Confront her and ask if she would like you to leave and then leave without fuss.

Wear earplugs?

Yes steve, that would make it easier to fire up the chainsaw, and let it work it´s magic...

There´s no point being angry. Just tell her that you know what she´s doing and work out with her what she would like now. You are probably far better off moving out and starting a life of your own.

As a nurse told me. Freeze them first. They cut up nicer.

Maybe you could set up your wife with user 52?

Yup I agree with the chainsaw idea.. give her half of everything and move on.

Get one of those micro recorders and record her saying it to you.
Then play it back for her and kick her out.

Put a tape recorder near your pillow.

Then play it back to her and tell her your divorce lawyer and the judge will hear it.

holly fucking shit man. you can hope you just pissed her off and dont know why she was pissed otherwise you could be in real trouble.

99 - Exactly!

She is as nice as pie to me during the day and I had NO idea that she has this hatred. I truly am scared to go to sleep at night with her next to me.

I want revenge

Maybe divorce, not revenge, is the best option.

I like the tape recorder idea a lot. Get the tape recording of her. Have it COPIED and give the original to your lawyer. Then play it for your wife , inform her your lawyer has the original and try to work things out from there in as civilised a manner as you can. If you go at this with just anger and revenge you will drain yourself terribly.

Seriously though!

Get the tape recorder going! You will walk without losing a dime, in fact, you will be able to sue her for emotional and psychological damages!

umm....

I would say that your money should NOT be spent on Marriage Counseling.

Time to get a little voice activated tape recorder with one of those spy type extra miniture mikes ... and get a recording of what she is saying. THEN GET THAT RECORDED TAPE OUT OF THE HOUSE ASAP ... even as you continue to record.

I am serious with this suggestion ... it is an element of protection FOR YOU.

As soon as that is done (you can mail order this stuff and it will be there in a couple of days) you need to talk to a divorce attorney ... believe me, your wife already has, and is already cataloguing all you misdeads for the future Court appearance.

WHATEVER YOU DO ... DO NOT SCREAM OR FIGHT WITH YOUR WIFE. One woman I know used to try to get her hubby worked up THEN turned on her little tape recorder so that the only thing recorded was her being nice and HIM screaming. Guess what happened to him in Divorce Court?

Finally if she really is using the word "DIE" your wife may be mentally unbalanced enough so that she may try to hurry God´s Will along.

Once you have the tapes, have talked to your divorce attorney ... depending upon the words she used, it may be time to talk to the police.

If she just wanted out of the relationship ... she would get a divorce. It sounds like she wants out BUT WANTS ALL YOUR MONEY AND LIFE INSURANCE TOO!!

This is nothing to delay about (if you are being honest). In all seriousness she is potentially disturbed enough that she may do something rash (more deaths than most can imagine are spousal murders ... since very very few are ever caught if the person doing it is both mentally disturbed but also intelligent).

AC

did you vote for bush?

is her name POLLY?

Isn´t that a bit ´wussy´ though?

God knows how long my subconscious has been subjected to her hate...I feel mentally raped.

What about extra salt in her food?

Also, stay as nice asd pie to her. For instance, while you focus on how scared you are in this forum you get lots of sympathy. But change your focus to anger and revenge and people will assume your wife has a good reason for what she is doing and she will become the victim. If you want to walk away from this in the best possible shape, YOU have to be a complete sweetie. Everyone will see YOU as the victim and your wife as a complete bitch.

I sure do appreciate all your help folks!

Will let you know what I decide to do but the marriage is finished for sure.

I´ll make the ending as devastating for her as she has made me feel these past few days.

Thanks again

Or, maybe you could get one of those voice-activated recorders and see if you can pick up her bizarre, evil shit on tape. Then, instead of kiling the bitch, just take the tape to a good prick attorney and it´s major lawsuit time....heck, might even be a criminal action here. Do it!

OOOOOOOH

I know how to handle this

Evil does not like being confronted with a positive attitude, so dont fuel the fire with rage.

Anyway, just look her in the eyes in your most light hearted sarcastic playful voice, and ask her why shes telling you to die in your sleep.

I know it probably definately bugs the hell out of you and youd want to yell and scream but youre just fueling the demons. They dont like light and positive energy so those are going to be your best weapons, and try your best not to lose your foothold. The end result hopefully is a realization for her and if she ends up balling her eyes out thats a key sign that you did things right. But ya the demons want you to feel like ass so FUCKIN STAY POSITIVE.

HAVE FUN OUT THERE!

Op, that is bad!

She sounds unstable and at the worst could help you along. I would be worried about your safety as well.

I´d be very afraid and second the voice activated recorder. When a marriage gets to this point...it is past the point of no return.

What kind of insurance policy does she have on you?

Your best revenge is to come out of this intact and happy and with everyone seeing your wife as the bad guy. She will be hate you more for it.

:zkk_exanis: Call a priest...

I´m beginning to see why she wants you to bugger off, lol.

Confess Time....


OP was me....sorry folks!

Just kicking around a plot in my head for my new novel.


Thanks for the input though.

You guys truly are the BEST!

MT

Oh....I´m really shocked...gosh, lol :D

It will make a great movie of the week, and some really kick ass action figures...

That´s ok, OP...where do I send the invoice for my consultation fee?