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Please post cures for Herpes!

 
Not that i have them...
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10/06/2005 07:52 PM
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Please post cures for Herpes!
Just doing a favor for a friend.
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10/06/2005 07:54 PM
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L-Lysine
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10/06/2005 07:56 PM
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none! tell friend to find a nice mate with herps or join a herpes group.

wonder how many clintoon infected in his life.

rumour has it he got it from hilarious!!
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10/06/2005 07:57 PM
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There is no cure. There are two prescription meds that can control outbreaks. Outbreaks can be triggered by such things as stress, sunburn, alcohol, chocolate, etc. Home remedies are not nearly as effective as the prescription meds. Tell your friend to see a doctor.
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10/06/2005 08:19 PM
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garlic
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10/06/2005 08:25 PM
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3 ways

1) suicide
2) cut off your cock
3) become a rabbi, as rabbi`s cannot suffer from that affliction, HONEST!
you can trust me




[link to www.nydailynews.com]
Fear rabbi gave tots herpes

Probe death of baby after circumcision




By MAGGIE HABERMAN
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

City health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the Daily News has learned.
The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside ultra-Orthodox communities called metzizah bi peh, in which the mohel uses his mouth.
JJ
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10/06/2005 08:27 PM
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Have you tried washing the affected area with bleach? (clorox is best).....then with a shot of whisky and a teaspoon of cat feces (only if they ate salmon in their last meal)?....so you gotta time this right....otherwise I have found or heard of nothing else to cure this aweful affliction....good luck and keep up the spirits..cause you wont be getting laid for a while....
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10/06/2005 08:31 PM
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My friend had this and said that a product called "Chorophor" which you can get online worked great at killing it dead.
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10/06/2005 08:31 PM
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Let DR PEE aka DUNCAN KUNZ suck the infected pus out and you should be good to go!!!:headbang
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10/06/2005 08:31 PM
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NO cure. Lysine is a good preventative. Tea-tree oil works wonders.
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10/06/2005 08:34 PM
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[link to www.choraphor.com]

here is the site for the closest thing to a cure
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10/06/2005 08:44 PM
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....good luck and keep up the spirits..cause you wont be getting laid for a while....
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lol

his mother is not fussy
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10/06/2005 09:04 PM
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www.aeura.com
Homeopathic
cheap
and it works better than anything I´ve seen.
Herpes is related to chicken pocks and shingles.
No actual cure because it´s viral, but this stuff really controls the outbreaks.
TheADONIS
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10/06/2005 09:12 PM
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There is a cure for herpes. There is no such thing as an incurable disease,only incurable people.

Step 1: Clean water. If you are not willing to go buy a water distiller, then you can stop right here and go buy some Valtrex. Good luck.

Clean water is an absolute necessity, without clean water(DISTILLED) there is no cure.

Step 2: Go online and buy 2-3 pounds of Olive Leaves. Get them from a source you trust.

Step 3: Go online and get 78% Clavicol Pure Wild Oil of Oregano. It is usually sold by the 1/2 ounce because a little goes a LONG ways.

Step 4: Go to your nearby Borders, Barnes&Noble, ect. and buy or order a copy of "Olive Leaf Extract" by Dr. Morton Walker. This book describes the 7+ strains of Herpes and gives you directions for making the tea from the Olive Leaves you purchased.

After making the tea as per the directions in the book,(you will make the tea using distilled water, and you will ONLY drink distilled water from now on out) add 1-3 drops of the Pure OOO to each quart of tea.

One pound of leaves will make 8 quarts of tea. Drink 1 Qt. a day till the leaves are all used for tea, all the while adding 1-3 drops of OOO to each Qt.

After the tea is done, get your hands on Olive Leaf powder. Take 2 teaspoons daily, if you feel as though you are getting sick from anything simply take 1 tablespoon mixed in water and then 1 hour later take another tablespoon. By now the herpes will be gone, the last dosage is only for other illnesses.

WHAT TO EXPECT: The herpes virus will literally try to escape from the olive leaf and OOO in any way possible. It is not unusual for a very bad outbreak to occur from taking the 2 herbs. Many people think it it the olive leaf and OOO giving them Herpes when in actuality it is the original Herpes trying to escape from the herbs. If you have a bad outbreak, simply back off for a day or 2 and allow the body to catch up.

If your bowels are not working regularly, you can expect a breakout. An illness can only escape the body in a few ways.

1) Out the bowels.

2) Out the skin.

3) Out the lungs.

If your bowels are not working regularly, guess where the virus will attempt to come out? The skin for starters. Get your hands on some Noni powder and take some daily, it will keep you regular. Also take some Red Raspberry tea because it is incredible for the digestion and bowels.

Do the Sitz Bath! See my instructions for the Sitz Bath on my Bird Flu thread. Learn how to do the Sitz Bath correctly and say goodbye to the Herpes virus as you force it and all mucous matters downward and out.

Follow these steps and you will be cured forever, unless you re-infect somehow. Whatever you do, get a distiller and NO BOTTLED WATER. Bottled water contains solvents that will make your immune system work very hard to keep up, ease the load on your immune system as much as you can, and let the body cure itself!

If there are any questions, bump the thread and I will answer them tommorow morning.
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10/06/2005 09:14 PM
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A story about herpes:

My husband and I were married 10 years. I contracted herpes from a boyfriend when I was 18 and only had an outbread approximately once or twice a year.

One night my husband and I were super buzzed and really hot for sex but out of condoms so he said ´heck with it, we´ll be married until we´re old so let´s go for it´
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10/06/2005 09:17 PM
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Anyway, we´ve been married 15 years now and realized the worst part about herpes is the social stigma. It´s no worse than cold sores, you know, the occasional pain in the ass.
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10/06/2005 09:22 PM
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You can also take 5 drops of regular hydrogen peroxide in water once a day for seven days. That will knock out that virus.
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10/06/2005 09:22 PM
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Yea, try being single and having them...according to what my friend said, that is.
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10/06/2005 09:40 PM
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Please post cures for Herpes!

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a good cure is a.i.d.s
or tea tree
fuckin` hippiesdubya
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10/06/2005 09:42 PM
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listen to 1816´s message - he knows his shit.

Also, it is really important to not drink alcohol or take anything with sugars, refined or semi-refined. A small amount of fruit is OK, but if you can avoid all sugars it will help the cleansing tremendously. Virii thrive on sugars and use it to travel throughout your body. Increasing your intake of foods with a high/low ratio of lysine/argenine will also aid the recovery process. Which is mostly fish and greens, like chard and collard greens. While dairy products have a high lysine to argenine ratio, there is the sugars issue and over-consumption of dairy leads to other problems.

Meditation and alignment work will help, too. With faith, all things are possible.

hf
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Anyway, we´ve been married 15 years now and realized the worst part about herpes is the social stigma. It´s no worse than cold sores, you know, the occasional pain in the ass.
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are you claiming anal sex is a cure?
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10/06/2005 09:54 PM
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Neem Oil cure many serius skin diseases.
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10/06/2005 10:25 PM
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cannabis, thc kills herpes virii on contact.
Slim

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10/06/2005 10:45 PM
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good luck....what makes you different. We all have it
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10/06/2005 10:46 PM
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Rubbing alcohol. Goes away fast. Hurts like hell... but goes away fast.
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10/06/2005 11:19 PM
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I got herpes at age 19. Very painful.
Had a few outbreaks but they got less and less, and haven´t had any in 10 years or more.
No medications, no special diet, it just went away.
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10/07/2005 01:40 AM
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rubbing alcohol dosen´t help when you have herpes in the eyetake everything in mod and it won´t be often
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10/07/2005 03:59 AM
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TTT
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10/08/2005 10:11 PM
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I had genital herpes for about 30 years,outbreaks dimished in time.Since using a zapper a few years ago no outbreaks.
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10/08/2005 10:54 PM
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Suck a Cow dick ! cow
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10/08/2005 11:29 PM
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Lysine at the first tingle of an outbreak.
Also works for fever blisters.

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