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Single Mom finds ot long term boyfriend - was a SHE LOL

 
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10/04/2011 05:09 PM
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Single Mom finds ot long term boyfriend - was a SHE LOL
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Oh, the humanity of it all!!
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10/04/2011 05:12 PM
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Re: Single Mom finds ot long term boyfriend - was a SHE LOL
Wait, what?!?

She used a 'modified wood toilet roll holder' for sex, and this broad couldn't tell it wasn't a penis? Really?
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10/04/2011 05:16 PM
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Re: Single Mom finds ot long term boyfriend - was a SHE LOL
I heard of getting wood but that's redickulus.....
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10/04/2011 05:27 PM
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Re: Single Mom finds ot long term boyfriend - was a SHE LOL
This happened to me in my teenage years! I met a boy "Mike" who had a nice car and a baby face at the mall when I was 14. He/she/it started to pick me up from school and we started dating. I was a virgin but we made out a couple times. One day driving home from school I noticed he/she/it was wearing a woman's tight bathing suit top and something else under its shirt. He/she/it tried to push my hand down to touch its probably fake penis but I got scared and pulled away. I asked it about the bathing suit/bandage and it said it was a workout slimmer thing. I called its house and asked to speak to "mike" and he/she/its mother flipped out and said no Mike ever lived there only Maureen and to stop calling! When it called me it told me some crazy non sense story about a twin sister Maureen and how the mom dis owned him etc. I was only 14 but I smelled the bull shot and realized I had a lesbian boyfriend. I was disgusted that I was fooled. I forgot about that experience until I read this!
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10/04/2011 05:31 PM
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laugh
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10/04/2011 05:33 PM
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Re: Single Mom finds ot long term boyfriend - was a SHE LOL
Wait, what?!?

She used a 'modified wood toilet roll holder' for sex, and this broad couldn't tell it wasn't a penis? Really?
 Quoting: Oubliette


those lesbians are so crafty! and too cheap to buy a fake dick roflmao a toilet paper holder wtf!!!
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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What? For how long?
something is fishy....
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This happened to me in my teenage years! I met a boy "Mike" who had a nice car and a baby face at the mall when I was 14. He/she/it started to pick me up from school and we started dating. I was a virgin but we made out a couple times. One day driving home from school I noticed he/she/it was wearing a woman's tight bathing suit top and something else under its shirt. He/she/it tried to push my hand down to touch its probably fake penis but I got scared and pulled away. I asked it about the bathing suit/bandage and it said it was a workout slimmer thing. I called its house and asked to speak to "mike" and he/she/its mother flipped out and said no Mike ever lived there only Maureen and to stop calling! When it called me it told me some crazy non sense story about a twin sister Maureen and how the mom dis owned him etc. I was only 14 but I smelled the bull shot and realized I had a lesbian boyfriend. I was disgusted that I was fooled. I forgot about that experience until I read this!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509314


There must be very few real lesbians, because they have to try shit like this. I have an old gf who was asked (sort of pleaded with) to be in a lesbian relationship but said no; at least she was asked honestly.

You figured it out in plenty of time, you can be grossed out and go on with life ...

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