How many Americans does it take to screw in a Light Bulb?

Just one - the guy that hires the Mexican to do it.

You would need a lawyer to check to see if there are any federal/State/city government regulations against it.

If there are then you would need a study group to figure out what regulators you would have to pay under the table to look the other way.

Then you would need to fund a study group to figure out how to do it as efficiently as possible.

Then you would have to interview potential people that would be qualified to actually screw the light bulb in. Make sure they are legal citizens and if not then they are contractors so you can claim "plausible deny-ability" if caught.

Then you would have to hire another lawyer to make sure you are not violating any civil rights, minority hiring laws.

Then you would have to check to see if the light bulb met environmental laws.

Then you would have to get a study group to figure out the OSHA regulations to preform the work safely...ie..hardhats... safety glasses.

Then you would have to buy a local permit to perform the task.

Then you would have to wonder if there was anything you forgot to check out.


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You would need a lawyer to check to see if there are any federal/State/city government regulations against it.

If there are then you would need a study group to figure out what regulators you would have to pay under the table to look the other way.

Then you would need to fund a study group to figure out how to do it as efficiently as possible.

Then you would have to interview potential people that would be qualified to actually screw the light bulb in. Make sure they are legal citizens and if not then they are contractors so you can claim "plausible deny-ability" if caught.

Then you would have to hire another lawyer to make sure you are not violating any civil rights, minority hiring laws.

Then you would have to check to see if the light bulb met environmental laws.

Then you would have to get a study group to figure out the OSHA regulations to preform the work safely...ie..hardhats... safety glasses.

Then you would have to buy a local permit to perform the task.

Then you would have to wonder if there was anything you forgot to check out.

nah, It takes one to break it and a whole frickin hazmat team to come in and clean it up while charging you up the arse for letting it break, meanwhile, you owe 400+ to the motel you had to stay in because your frickin curly q made in china light bulb poisoned your house. hazmat laughs about having left just enough residual mercury to turn you and your family into a mad hatter. See big pharma.

How many turks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but 300,000,000 American taxpapayers to buy the feckless bum the light bulb. Shut the fuck up while you're on our dime.