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BREAKING!!! : I came home to find my toaster missing!

 
IamMuslimandamagainst​Terrorism
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BREAKING!!! : I came home to find my toaster missing!
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 Quoting: IamMuslimandamagainstTerrorism


Maybe it ran away with your frig????
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Probably ran off with the bread knife.
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Probably ran off with the bread knife.
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AND they took my TV remote hostage!
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This is the best thread posted today.

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This is serious guys! I need the FBI involved in this, ANY HELP! :/

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did you happen to see a toad, or any other type of amphibian today? -what was it doing?
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u know this is the problem with every thing being cordless today.

when I was a kid you had this "thing" had 13 buttons and then a "tier two" so 26 channels. You could push a button and go to what you wanted, A button not 6, and it was on a Fucking ROPE so you could always FIND it!
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Damn toaster elves.
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:O
 Quoting: IamMuslimandamagainstTerrorism


The A/C has it.



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thats weird, I swore I turned off the light before going out tonight, came home and it was on. Glad I don't have a toaster....just out of curiosity...do you ever speak on against communism?
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it was a woman
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Man that's fucked up!
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I needed crack bro. I will replace it when I can.
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Sad no toasted bagels for you in mornin.rivotears
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sorry-my bread was wet.
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Damn you toaster thieves!
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This pit needs to get shinned!
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Sorry but i used it trying to make a grilled cheese. nobody told me that the cheese would be a problem. lol!
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Who the hell toasts cheese!?:O
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It was the metal scrappers who stole your toaster!
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Can't be! My toaster was made of glass!


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100% glass!
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wtf are you people smoking tonight?
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Why, wanna trade?
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OMFG, not the toaster! you do know what this means right? We've reached the end of the line here, for when a man looses his toaster he loses all. Time to secure the bunker and hang tight!!!
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Did the dish run away with the spoon?
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To the bunker!
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To the bunker!
 Quoting: IamMuslimandamagainstTerrorism


the bunker where you keep the sex slaves you muzzie shitstain?>
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Was it a Nintoaster?


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Oh dear lord.

You're just asking for trouble.

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And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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This is serious guys! I need the FBI involved in this, ANY HELP! :/
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